Two colors that go great together

**Nathan** · 08-06-2003, 11:01 AM

A vibrant shade of orange and manure brown. Whenever I see those two colors chumming it up side-by-side, I always feel the almost uncontrollable urge to don a cape, some spectacles and spend the day masturbating in public places, such as libraries and elementary school classrooms. What I would really love to do, though, is create a purely orange and manure brown puppet set, then put on puppet shows for children ranging in age from 1 to 6 years old. The puppet characters would be fashioned from my genitals, each character wearing a different orange and manure brown costume. Children would come from miles around to see my show, and they'd request to have their pictures taken with the puppet characters. Obviously though, they'd have to have their picture taken with one character at a time since I only have one set of genitalia and so can only dress up one character at a time. I'm going to need more inappropriate bodyparts to use.

***BIG TEXAN*** · 08-06-2003, 12:00 PM

........................sometimes you just scare me................................................ ................

**Nathan** · 08-06-2003, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

........................sometimes you just scare me................................................ ................

Try not taking me seriously at all.

***BIG TEXAN*** · 08-06-2003, 12:33 PM

So are we talking free puppet show or is there a cover charge.

**Nathan** · 08-06-2003, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

So are we talking free puppet show or is there a cover charge.

Now you're talking!

Well, let's see. I can't imagien you can get small genital-sized outfits all that cheap. So, yeah, I'd charge the ugly kids at least.

**TheDfromGC** · 08-06-2003, 01:12 PM

personally i like blue and green, blue and green is 10x better then orange and brown

***Cycleon*** · 08-06-2003, 01:36 PM

Nathan - I am wondering why something fashioned from your genitals would be colored "manure brown"????? something you need to get out of the closet about you and Ron?

***Sicilian30*** · 08-06-2003, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

Nathan - something you need to get out of the closet about you and Ron?

So now the truth is out? Sorry Ron ole buddy I had to.

**Juggernaut** · 08-06-2003, 01:45 PM

I'm in F'in tears................Nathan let me know when the tickets go on sell. Let the ugly kids in free as well...............but go ahead and charge the ugly parents.

Will you have the puppets do dancing skits as well as the play? I could never resist a good dancing genital puppet action.

***BIG TEXAN*** · 08-06-2003, 02:05 PM

I've always thought there was some odd connection between Ron and Nathan.

**Nathan** · 08-06-2003, 02:39 PM

Ron and I are in love, get over it. It's a platonic love though. My respect for him goes deep and is very difficult to explain. It's kind of like the way an otter loves a platypus. The otter is thinking, "This guy is outrageous. He looks like me but he lays eggs and has a beak and webbed duck-like feet. I want to tell him how I feel but I'm not sure he speaks English." The platypus, on the other hand, is thinking, "If there's an animal on this planet that has telekinetic powers it's me. I just have to figure out how to tap into them. Maybe if I rub my beak in a counter-clockwise motion..."

**FrkyBgStok** · 08-06-2003, 04:48 PM

bro, i know what you mean. i love orange and manure brown. I just were orange underwear, and by the end of the day....HAPPINESS!

**Red Ketchup** · 08-06-2003, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Nathan

I can't imagien you can get small genital-sized outfits all that cheap.

Small genital sized outfits? Well... speak for yourself!

Red

***Sicilian30*** · 08-07-2003, 12:33 PM

Nathan you are one funny mofo bro. Man I think it would be scarey to probe into your deepest thoughts sometimes, buttt............. with that said, I still think RON and you should go ahead and get married..!!!!! (I bet RON is gonna beat me to a pulf for that comment).

LMAO.
We could have "a special ceremony here on the board!

***Cycleon*** · 08-07-2003, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Sicilian30

Nathan you are one funny mofo bro. Man I think it would be scarey to probe into your ... buttt.............

Sicilian - anything that YOU want to tell us there?

***Sicilian30*** · 08-07-2003, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

Sicilian - anything that YOU want to tell us there?

Only you Cycleon would be smart enough to pick up on that one! LOL. I was trying to sneak that one in there.. Me and my sick sense of humor!

***BIG TEXAN*** · 08-07-2003, 02:00 PM

Sicilian30... damn bro, I expect things like that from Nathan, Ron.... hell even Cycleon.. but you?

***Sicilian30*** · 08-07-2003, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

Sicilian30... damn bro, I expect things like that from Nathan, Ron.... hell even Cycleon.. but you?

Yeah Big I know::::
I guess being here for so long "THEIR" electric (and sometimes sick) personalities have rub off on me. ya see what happens when you hang around for too long, well that and the gray hair!

**bermich** · 08-07-2003, 05:01 PM

I would love to get a hold of NATHANS Pharmacy reciept so I can see what the fuck he is taking because from the looks of it, it is some pretty damn good stuff. No one not being on any medication, legal or illegal, can make a thread of such poetry. I can actually visualize what is going on inside his head. NICE fluffy clouds and pretty pink bunny rabbits hopping around a nice green meadow....What is it like to live in your world Nathan?

**tolinka** · 08-07-2003, 08:13 PM

Nathan, you crack me up bro each time...I think all this shrooms, vicodin, DMT, mary jane, salvia, morning glory, ,2C-T-7, 5-MeO-DiP,T 5-MeO-DMT, ecsatcy, LSD, DXM, kava.....doing you alot of good to keep us smiling...

**RON** · 08-07-2003, 08:19 PM

WTF Sicilian. I expect that shit for CYCLEON but you too bro.

You better watch you back now brutha. If you see a 350lb 5'1 Eskimo you better start running cause I'm ......Sending F.I. after you.

He'll do a live episode of his now famous "FI's Shower Cam" on location in your tub. BTW I hear hes gonna be live on Public access cable soon. Good to hear a brother from AR making it big in the world of adult entertainment. And props to CYCLEON for agreeing to be on his special Post Op only show. If I didn't know it was you I would have never guessed bro. Its a wounder what they can do with estrogen treatment and silicone now a days.

**Nathan** · 08-08-2003, 07:17 AM

This thread got gay real quick.

**TheMudMan** · 08-08-2003, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Nathan

What I would really love to do, though, is create a purely orange and manure brown puppet set, then put on puppet shows for children ranging in age from 1 to 6 years old.

Why only from 1 to 6? Do you think the children 7 and up would realize the pupets were made from your genitals and start to cry or something?

***BIG TEXAN*** · 08-08-2003, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Nathan

This thread got gay real quick.

Well what did you expect once CYCLEON and RON posted?

***Cycleon*** · 08-08-2003, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

Well what did you expect once CYCLEON and RON posted?

Darn it, weren't you supposed to be leaving or something???

***Sicilian30*** · 08-08-2003, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Nathan

This thread got gay real quick.

And funny as hell too!
Ron man you still my boy, (just not in the way Nathan loves you). That kind of love runs DEEEP!!!!

LMAO. (now I am really pushing my luck).
I had to get ya back Ronny my boy from an earlier post!

But getting FI after me... whew now I am scared.. trembling with fear even!!!

***BIG TEXAN*** · 08-08-2003, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

Darn it, weren't you supposed to be leaving or something???

Sunday will be my last. I need to get in all the punches I can now to make up for the time I'll be gone.

**big daddy k de** · 08-08-2003, 10:01 PM

WoW thats all i got to say.

**bermich** · 08-09-2003, 11:14 PM

The sad thing is: I actually just bought a shirt that is brown and orange. The other sad thing is: It is a very nice shirt and I think I will make it my most favorite. Seriously, if any color can go with orange it is only brown.