Pulling the trigger Part 2 (Fertility)

[lovbyts]

Well speaking of pulling the trigger. If all goes well this old guy will be a father again in about 10 months. Last time was 31 years ago.

Wife and I have been dong IFV and we are at the stage now of doing egg retrieval this week.My swimmers have been frozen for the last 2 years when we started the process but had some delays.

I had a vasectomy's that was not reversible about 20 years ago when they had to go in so to speak and remove everything to untangle and remove a Spermatocele. Fun times. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-...0377829Luckily

Im use to minor procedures after 20+ surgeries so something like that didnt bother me much except for the part feeling like I got kicked in the nuts 1x a week before having it removed. lolDoctor said it would be 10x more painful than having a traditional vasectomy because they had to open up the sack and take Everything out and then stuff it back in. lol The only problem I had honestly was loosing a few stitches a few days after surgery because it got up to 90 deg so I HAD to take my Jetski out and play on the water. Doctor wasn't very happen when he asked how it happened.

So the other fun part was to retrieve my swimmers they had to extract them with a rather large, long needle and of course I had to be awake for the procedure.

Anyhow, thats the latest.

[Cylon357]

Well speaking of pulling the trigger. If all goes well this old guy will be a father again in about 10 months. Last time was 31 years ago.Wife and I have been dong IFV and we are at the stage now of doing egg retrieval this week.My swimmers have been frozen for the last 2 years when we started the process but had some delays. I had a vasectomy's that was not reversible about 20 years ago when they had to go in so to speak and remove everything to untangle and remove a Spermatocele. Fun times. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-...0377829Luckily Im use to minor procedures after 20+ surgeries so something like that didnt bother me much except for the part feeling like I got kicked in the nuts 1x a week before having it removed. lolDoctor said it would be 10x more painful than having a traditional vasectomy because they had to open up the sack and take Everything out and then stuff it back in. lol The only problem I had honestly was loosing a few stitches a few days after surgery because it got up to 90 deg so I HAD to take my Jetski out and play on the water. Doctor wasn't very happen when he asked how it happened. So the other fun part was to retrieve my swimmers they had to extract them with a rather large, long needle and of course I had to be awake for the procedure. Anyhow, thats the latest.

Good gawd man, this made me woozy.

Also, c'mon man! Jet ski activity with stitches in your sack? You could have spilled the beans (literally)! We ain't young'uns any more...

[lovbyts]

OK and again, none of my formatting showed up. If its like this tomorrow ill try to edit a dozen times like I did my last one.

[lovbyts]

Good gawd man, this made me woozy.Also, c'mon man! Jet ski activity with stitches in your sack? You could have spilled the beans (literally)! We ain't young'uns any more...

Ive never been good at following rules. Thats probably why I take 3x longer to heal.

[almostgone]

OK and again, none of my formatting showed up. If its like this tomorrow ill try to edit a dozen times like I did my last one.

It's pretty much like that for most people. However, the database issues seem to be much less frequent.

[RaginCajun]

SUP LB!!!!!!!!Wow, my nuts hurt just reading that! Yooooouch!Need to get tested myself, been on TRT now for 4 years now so have no clue if I have any good swimmers at soon to be 43. My better half is 35 so time is ticking and she already has a 13 soon to be 14 year old.

[RaginCajun]

SUP AG!!!!Been a minute since I have lurked here. Glad to see it still smells in the Lounge

[almostgone]

SUP AG!!!!Been a minute since I have lurked here. Glad to see it still smells in the Lounge

Hola, RC! Glad to see you online, man!

[almostgone]

It's pretty much like that for most people. However, the database issues seem to be much less frequent.

Man, I must have jinxed us. About a half hour after I posted that, I got the infamous database error message.

[wango]

So you buy your c6 THEN reverse your vasectomy to have another child? I think the correct order is: child moves out of house, vasectomy to well, you know and then get the dream car to drive your remaining days away in bliss. Just saying. But that said congrats on the nut sack surgery and long needle sperm extraction. Do you wear a depends so you don’t ruin your car seat if you bust a stitch going over a pot hole?

[lovbyts]

It's pretty much like that for most people. However, the database issues seem to be much less frequent.

To fix my post above I put in HTML line breaks myself. (< br >< br >) I had to add spaces or they dont show up

[lovbyts]

So you buy your c6 THEN reverse your vasectomy to have another child? I think the correct order is: child moves out of house, vasectomy to well, you know and then get the dream car to drive your remaining days away in bliss. Just saying. But that said congrats on the nut sack surgery and long needle sperm extraction. Do you wear a depends so you don’t ruin your car seat if you bust a stitch going over a pot hole?

C6? Nope, C8. I used my 91 Dodge Stealth RT TT as my minivan when my daughter was 2 - 17. lol My child moved out 13 years ago. Wife wants to change her 2011 Camaro eventually to a SUV.After the sperm extraction I went back to work the same day. No little pot hole is going to rip a stitch. I was wave jumping. Id post some pictures if the site was working properly. Blood wipes off of leather easily. Dont ask how I know.

[lovbyts]

Man, I must have jinxed us. About a half hour after I posted that, I got the infamous database error message.

Hahaha I told you.

[RaginCajun]

Hola, RC! Glad to see you online, man!

Yeah man, came back to look up an old salad dressing recipe from Baseline, lol! figured I would lurk for a while.Hope everything is good your way my man!

[wango]

C6? Nope, C8. I used my 91 Dodge Stealth RT TT as my minivan when my daughter was 2 - 17. lol My child moved out 13 years ago. Wife wants to change her 2011 Camaro eventually to a SUV.After the sperm extraction I went back to work the same day. No little pot hole is going to rip a stitch. I was wave jumping. Id post some pictures if the site was working properly. Blood wipes off of leather easily. Dont ask how I know.

Sorry about putting down c6, my bad. Other than that it was a very poor attempt at humor on my part Lovbyts. Some of my car’s leather is white, so I’d be concerned. Congrats on everything!

[almostgone]

Yeah man, came back to look up an old salad dressing recipe from Baseline, lol! figured I would lurk for a while.Hope everything is good your way my man!

We're getting by. Helene was not gentle to SC or most of the Southeast.

[Cylon357]

We're getting by. Helene was not gentle to SC or most of the Southeast.

Helen (that bitch) and Milton (that bastard) were NOT at all kind to parts of Florida and other states for sure

[RaginCajun]

Was wondering AG about y'all over there. Shit wreaked havoc!

[almostgone]

Helen (that bitch) and Milton (that bastard) were NOT at all kind to parts of Florida and other states for sure

Did y'all shelter in place?
I literally had to cut my way to get to work the Friday night when the storms hit.SC.

[almostgone]

Was wondering AG about y'all over there. Shit wreaked havoc!

Definitely a real no shitter of a storm. I hope we're about done for the season, but it's still early.

[kelkel]

Doctor said it would be 10x more painful than having a traditional vasectomy because they had to open up the sack and take Everything out and then stuff it back in. lol .

Damn. I've seen that procedure on The Incredible Doctor Pol!

[Cylon357]

Did y'all shelter in place?
I literally had to cut my way to get to work the Friday night when the storms hit.SC.

We did, but we are in the northwestern part of Orange County, so basically due north of the attractions about 25 miles as the crow flies.

We did have a ton of smaller branches down, but Milton went south of us so we were on the "easy" side of the storm. And I have UPS systems in place on our network and TV equipment, so we were able to stay informed and entertained in the midst of it all.

We were VERY lucky compared to a lot of people

[lovbyts]

Damn. I've seen that procedure on The Incredible Doctor Pol!

Honestly it still wasn't that bad. I was back at work the next day. I think I mentioned I managed to tear a few stitches a few days later because I decided to go jet skiing. It was 90 deg, how could I not go out on the water? lol

[lovbyts]

Definitely a real no shitter of a storm. I hope we're about done for the season, but it's still early.

Glad to hear you managed to make it through the storm. Part of me wants to experience a real storm like that but another part (smarter of the 2) says be thankful I haven't had to experience it.

[almostgone]

Glad to hear you managed to make it through the storm. Part of me wants to experience a real storm like that but another part (smarter of the 2) says be thankful I haven't had to experience it.

NC really got slammed. Chimney Rock and Lake Lure area really went through it.
At one point, the National Weather Service made the statement that the area received over 19" of rain.

[lovbyts]

NC really got slammed. Chimney Rock and Lake Lure area really went through it. At one point, the National Weather Service made the statement that the area received over 19" of rain.

You know its storms like this and some of the others that make me think they are still playing games with HAARP... I wouldn't put it pass them.

[almostgone]

You know its storms like this and some of the others that make me think they are still playing games with HAARP... I wouldn't put it pass them.

Neither would I!

[lovbyts]

Neither would I!

You know what cracks me up? People who think that HAARP isnt real even though you can easily look it up and see that they are still operating out of Alaska.We all know or at least those who have been paying a little attention know that HAARP goal in the 80s was weather manipulation and then the claimed to shut down and when they was proven false they changed their mission statement.Go ahead and call me a conspiracy theorist but I have no doubt they are able to create storms, hurricanes, typhoons and dont put it past them to use it as a weapon like it was originally designed.

[Fluidic Kimbo]

I'm the confirmed carrier of a genetic disease, and so in the future if I decide to have kids, I'll get a sperm donor (either somebody very intelligent or very athletic).

So I don't have to worry about maintaining fertility.

[lovbyts]

I'm the confirmed carrier of a genetic disease, and so in the future if I decide to have kids, I'll get a sperm donor (either somebody very intelligent or very athletic).So I don't have to worry about maintaining fertility.

We all know...

[Fluidic Kimbo]

We all know...

Ah man you could have hit me harder than that . . . I miss the old Obs golden days.