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    linux joke

    for all you linux users, try running the following command:
    grep "You are a gullible cocksucker." /dev/mem

    oh those silly linux kernel developers...=)

    -- clocky baby

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    cout << "You are a ";
    while (i < 100)
    - cout << "really, ";
    - i++;
    cout << "huge dork." << endl;

    Edit: interesting...it won't show the indentions. I'll just put dashes.

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    thats cute, you're learning c++....

    -- cb

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    umm...iostream...:"<>...that's all I remember from my C++ class. I can't even do that stupid "hello world" thing.

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    Hey geeks, you'd better keep the computer chatter down before me and the other jocks come on over and snag your milk money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Hey geeks, you'd better keep the computer chatter down before me and the other jocks come on over and snag your milk money.
    hey, ex geek thank you...i >am< a member of AR aren't i? i frequenly talk about beating up nerds, just ask my friends! please please, let me in the jock crowd...

    clocky = brains AND brawn...well, the brawn is on its way at least...=P

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    I'll get back to you later on whether or not you can join...right now i'm too busy making out with cheerleaders under the bleachers and cutting 7th period.

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