I hate suprises!!

[partyboynyc]

so stop keeping me in suspense and tell me what you got me for christmas guys and girls?i've been a good boy this year

[Full Intensity]

now now, i got u the exact same gift u got me, don't ask how, i just have this feeling that for some strange reason we bought eachother the same gifts

[EXCESS]

Hookers and blow!

[ptbyjason]

Ok guys, let's quit fooling around and tell partyboy what we got him.

Partyboy, we are all moving to NYC and living with you! Merry Christmas.

[partyboynyc]

OK LET ME BREAK DOWN THE HOUSE RULES FOR YOU GUYS THEN!!

1.)RENT IS DUE ON THE 1ST ON THE MONTH

2.)NO PETS- UNLESS THEY ARE PLAYMAYE PETS

3.)NO CUTTING ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ON THE COFFEE TABLES- USE A CD

4.)SPORTSCENTER MUST BE ON THE TELEVISION FROM 6AM- NOON

5.)HOUSE MUSIC WILL BE PLAYED AT ALL TIMES

6.)"SMOKE IT UP" SUNDAY WILL BE EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT W/ MY "SMOKE IT UP GIRLS"(DANE WILL BE HAPPY )

7.)ALL RECREATIONAL DRUGS ARE DEEMED "COMMUNITY"- SHARING IS CARING!!!!

8.)PDIDDY- NO BEER BOTTLES ON THE COFFEE TABLE!!- USE A FLEX MAGAZINE AS A COASTER

9.)ONLY GIRLS WHO BRING SLUT FRIENDS FOR ALL OF US WILL BE PERMITTED INTO THE ANABOLIC COMPOUND(WHAT MY APT. WILL TURN INTO W/ ALL OF US HERE)

10.)PRIMO- DON'T BEAT UP MY ANOREXIC GIRLFRIENDS--STICKS NEED DICKS TOO

SEE IT WON'T BE SO BAD!!I'M A PRETTY LIBERAL GUY!

[ptbyjason]

I will agree to all but one of them.

Originally posted by partyboynyc
1.)RENT IS DUE ON THE 1ST ON THE MONTH

Your christmas present is us coming to live with you. We can't give you a present in the form of money too. Geez, some people are just so damn greedy.

[partyboynyc]

ok fine.in the spirit of christmas you can stay rent free.

[ptbyjason]

YES!!!!!!! My New Year's Resolution is to never have to pay rent again. Thanks again Partyboy.

[partyboynyc]

i feel so cheap and used!!!

[ptbyjason]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
i feel so cheap and used!!!

You may feel cheap and used, but now you will be entertained too. Besides didn't you feel cheap and used before?

[partyboynyc]

on both counts,haha

[Pete235]

I can abide by those rules I'll bring my collection of "Flex" magazines so I have a coaster for everyroom in the crib!

[primodonna]

I have to say that sounds quite nice actually...and don't worry...i won't even entertain the thought of beating up the anorexic girls as long as i am rolling and watching sports center while some insanely jacked up guy is giving me an injection as i'm listening to some sick music watching your pets play with each other as Pete is passed out on the couch drunk not only from the alcohol but from all the attention my slutty friends were giving him

[dane26]

Originally posted by partyboynyc

6.)"SMOKE IT UP" SUNDAY WILL BE EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT W/ MY "SMOKE IT UP GIRLS"(DANE WILL BE HAPPY )

definately!

oh BTW, i've got britney tied up in my trunk wearing her leather prada pants and nothing else! merry christmas....to ALL of us!

[partyboynyc]

good to see you're not coming empty handed,haha.what a great housewarming gift!!!!you're the man!!

[KBgrl]

Originally posted by primodonna
I have to say that sounds quite nice actually...and don't worry...i won't even entertain the thought of beating up the anorexic girls as long as i am rolling and watching sports center while some insanely jacked up guy is giving me an injection as i'm listening to some sick music watching your pets play with each other as Pete is passed out on the couch drunk not only from the alcohol but from all the attention my slutty friends were giving him

sweet!

[superbeast]

12 boxes of syringes
11 boxes of alcohol pads
10 bottles of test
9 boxes of d-bol
8 boxes anadrol
7 boxes of anavar
6 bottles of deca
5 bottles of winstrol
4 bottles of equipoise
3 bottles of clen
2 gh kits
...and a poster of Kate Moss and a bottle of lube


hehehe

[dane26]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
good to see you're not coming empty handed,haha.what a great housewarming gift!!!!you're the man!!

you supply the green and the girls, i'll bring britney.....fair trade