Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your desk

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve, work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

:lol: #4 is good

Like 5 of those got me busting up. Well done bro, lol

He He He>>>lol

funny stuff

*still on the floor laughinh....man those are great because I fall asleep at my desk all the time.

10 is good cause it might even work...

I could see almost all those working, lol. "Amen!"

lol lol thats funny bro..

lol.....nice............but my boss wouldn't believe any one of them...... :rolleyes:

i got caught looking at porn that a friend pasted to me on aim once :(
shitty thing was that the computer froze when i tried to close media player lol :( :(

I could actually possibly use 10 or 1 in class. Hell Yes, because I tend to fall asleep in class. Thanks for the tip.

Bull

10 is the most believable. but 8 is the funniest :)

Im gonna have try one of these............ :D

ROFL! got anymore?

those are great... "In Jesus name, Amen."

I dont understand the JESUS AMEN thing. Seriously.
Why would someone say that if caught sleeping???
Is it a religious thing?? That might be why I am clueless

Na Bermich, its cause your playing like you had your head down during prayer bro...get it?

Oh. That whole prayer thing goin on.
Geez. I told my parents they should have taken me to church so I can pretend I know what its about if something like this came around.
Now I feel religiously retarded.

LOL...Now Bermich is a funny person....

those were funny as hell