Another one liner thread. What your fav movie line?

[caturpilar]

I know there is a thread for motivational one liners but couldn't find one for movie one liners. I'd have to say its

"It ain't cool being no jive turkey"

[BDTR]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and Im all out of bubble gum. Roddy Piper - They Live

[TheMudMan]

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

[peam]

"That's my name don't wear it out." Grease Among billions of others I enjoy... that's the shortest one I could think of!

[punk_bbuilder]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots round here, this shit will make you a god-damn sexual tyranasaurus, just like me!" - Said by jesse ventura who played Blane in the movie predator

[nevaenuf]

I put it in my avatar.

[BDTR]

You mean signature?

Scarface rocks.

I put it in my avatar.

[nevaenuf]

You mean signature?

Scarface rocks.

Yeah and thanks for quoting me. Now I cant go back and change it.

[BDTR]

Thats why i quoted you so i didn't look like an ass when you changed it

When you said "its in my avatar" I actually stared at it for like 20 seconds trying to figure it out lol.

[caturpilar]

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots round here, this shit will make you a god-damn sexual tyranasaurus, just like me!" - Said by jesse ventura who played Blane in the movie predator

right on notice my avatar and sig.

[Juggernaut]

Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Unforgiven

[Red Ketchup]

"Shit, what, rollers, no, yeah, shit..." - Blues Brothers



Red

[Billy_Bathgate]

"why dont you grab a spoon so you can eat my ass"

stiffler american pie 2

[JohnDoe1234]

"I'll be back" Arnold- The Terminator

[Kato]

"I'll be back" Arnold- The Terminator

I am shocked it took 14 posts.

Kato

[Calipso]

"I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!" "I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!"

"WHO IS THE TWINKLE-TOE'D COMMUNIST COCKSUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? NOBODY HUH? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT! I'LL PT YOU ALL TILL YOU FUCKING DIE!"

Any line in Full Metal Jacket is priceless. Gotta <3 Gunnery Sgt. Hartman.

[PaPaPumP]

"You know, you're lookin good...But I'm lookin like the money , like the bomb"--Vince Vaughn Swingers

[trimunex]

"Why am I Mr. Pink?" Steve Buscemi

Reservoir Dogs

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[Dude-Man]

You're mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude.
-the big lebowski

[97cobra]

This isn't from a movie but from a song from the one and only Too Short.

It goes: I'm gonna dig in them guts like a gardener, if she starts screamin' I'm gonna F^&K the B!^$H harder!!!

HAh I love it!! Too Short is tha man!!

[Vanmuscle]

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning.'

- Robert Duvall's character in Apocalypse Now.

[daem]

"...and that's the second time I got crabs." - Mac (Super Troopers)

[damiongage]

my daddy told me before he left this shitty world
"Never chase women or busses...you'll lways get left behind!

Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man

[BUYLONGTERM]

"were going to need a bigger boat" - JAWS

[cfiler]

"You got me straight tripping, boo" Eugine Levie(sp) Bringing Down The House

[Red Ketchup]

"Agggg agggg!" choke, gag "aggggg argh!" gag spit

Most porn movies... including:

Indiana Joan and the black hole of mamoo
Finding Ryans Privates
Debby does Dallas
And of course...
Star-Hoars

Red

[mass junkie]

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

"Krooooom"

Arnold in Conan The Barbarian

[BDTR]

Lord Summerisle : I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth. - the wicker man

[chicamahomico]

"As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster." I dunno why this quote always comes to mind when I think of movie quotes that stuck with me.

You're mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude.

You have excellent tatse in movies. I will add to the Lebowski pile:

"This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

"I told that kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on shabbos!"

"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."

The Dude: "His wife goes out and owes money all over town and the pee all over my rug."
Walter Lobchak: "They pee on your fucking rug."
The Dude: "They peed on my fucking rug."
Walter: "That's right dude, they peed on your fucking rug."

[The Butcher]

"ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!!"

or

"SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN MUTHAFUCKA! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN!!!!"


Samuel L. Jackson- Pulp Fiction

[Rampage Jackson]

"Go back to your paperroutes, you mighty duck ****s!" -Jay in Dogma
"PC load letter, What the **** does that mean?" -Nerdy dude in Office Space
"Hell, Lumberg ****ed her!" -another office space quote

[Warrior]

"The way you are talking to me... its all wrong... next time I'll stab you in the neck with a soddering iron..." Christopher Walkin is da shiznizzle

[Gaylord Focker]

"When you two girls are done kissing I've got an ass kicking for you"-Betty-Kung Pow... ...that movie cracks me up...

[Hardcore189]

"Remember, if you're training hard, he may be training twice as hard, you just gotta keep coming back STRONGER." - Matty Ferrigano (Pumping Iron)

[monster.]

Someone took my sh!t.. What jessie said from predator.. Here's another good one:

"Be nice, until there is a time not to be nice.. What if someone calls my momma a cocksucking whore.... Is she?"

Roadhouse.. Big Pat, talking sh!t...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll

[DNoMac]

One of many of his tight quotes:

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

[hoss827]

"Milk is for babies...when you grow up you have to drink beer."

If I need to say who this is..... lol

[hoss827]

"Like this louie...now..put up your arms, like you're admirin' right? Put up your arms like you're admirin' , and then something like BOOM, Take a look at this hunk of man, right?"--Pumping Iron.

[Tock]

A rich guy makes a trek to a remote hunting lodge in the wilds of Canada with his tour guide. They walk in, the proprietor says, "Bonjour, Monseiur!" The rich guy says to his french speaking guide, "What did he say?" and the guide says, "Bonjour Monseiur!"

Corny, but that's my kind of humor . . .
--Tock