Top Ten Signs An Olympic Athlete is Using Steroids!

**Carlos_E** · 09-09-2003, 10:10 AM

10. Sets new world record for throwing an I.O.C. drug tester

9. During anger-fueled 'roid rage, Al Trautwig knocked out cold with pommel horse

8. After losing 100-meter dash, turns green, bursts out of clothing and screams "Hulk mad!"

7. At press conference, tearfully thanks mom, dad, wife and dealer

6. His medal count: 6 gold, 4 silver, 3 bronze, and the Guinness award for "World's Biggest Freak"

5. Last discus throw broke a window on the MIR space station

4. Left biceps is being considered as site of the 2008 Olympics

3. Future plans -- run for Governor of Minnesota

2. His "personal trainer": Robert Downey, Jr.

1. He begins triple jump in Sydney and lands in Perth

**Carlos_E** · 09-09-2003, 10:11 AM

Number 8 is my favorite!

**Warrior** · 09-09-2003, 10:14 AM

I agree on number 8...

**talon** · 09-09-2003, 10:18 AM

I def. like number 4....bwa ha ha ha ha......

***BIG TEXAN*** · 09-09-2003, 10:19 AM

I have to go with #7.

**BlocRoc** · 09-09-2003, 10:23 AM

I dig 7 and 8 !

L8

"HULK MAD!!!!"

**BUYLONGTERM** · 09-09-2003, 10:27 AM

I like 2, 7, 10!!!!

Funny shit!!!

**The Base** · 09-09-2003, 11:30 AM

I gotta go with 7 - you could just imagine that.....

I'd to thank my Mom dad, the cat, my coach, and Dave my mate who helps me out.I couldn't have done it without him....

**italian2004** · 09-09-2003, 11:40 AM

all about #7 lol

**Terinox** · 09-09-2003, 11:54 AM

TOTALLY agree, #7 is da SHEET!

**mass junkie** · 09-09-2003, 12:22 PM

#7

**talon** · 09-09-2003, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

#7

Your screen name starts with the word MASS and ends with anything to do with drugs, like JUNKIE...bwa ha haha LOL

**mass junkie** · 09-09-2003, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by talon

Your screen name starts with the word MASS and ends with anything to do with drugs, like JUNKIE...bwa ha haha LOL

yeah im gonna put some of my mass in your mouth in about a minute.........

**talon** · 09-09-2003, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

yeah im gonna put some of my mass in your mouth in about a minute.........

Its okay bro, Im starting a new program for people like you, called A.A.....This would be anabolics anonymous. You see you can come out tell everyone about your addictions on this board. You dont have to keep pming me and telling me about your addiction to little boys, or your addiction to roids and crack. Its okay big guy, were all a family here...bwa ha hah......
Oh damnit I did it again....HIJACKED....LOL

**BIG R** · 09-09-2003, 08:24 PM

I am with #7!!!!!

So I thank myself for being my own dealer. Where did you find these? Carlos you LIVE on the internet.

R

**BIG R** · 09-09-2003, 08:30 PM

Talon relax with the jacking of threads.

Cool brotha Cool.....ok?

Peace,
R

**Carlos_E** · 09-09-2003, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by BIG R

I am with #7!!!!!

So I thank myself for being my own dealer. Where did you find these? Carlos you LIVE on the internet.

R

Indeed I do. I need to find a new hobbie.

**Red Ketchup** · 09-09-2003, 09:13 PM

#7 ... I'd like to thank Terumo, B&D, Organon, Shering, Galenika and of course I can't forget AR

Red

**symatech** · 09-09-2003, 09:26 PM

7 is by far the best.

**Dude-Man** · 09-10-2003, 12:05 AM

I really like 10.

**talon** · 09-10-2003, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by BIG R

Talon relax with the jacking of threads.

Cool brotha Cool.....ok?

Peace,
R

Yup, Im cool, very cool......YOU?

OH and btw, I def. vote number 7 as the best, cause it almost just fesible....LOL

**BIG R** · 09-10-2003, 06:37 AM

Talon Talon Talon...........

I was directed here as Per request of the OWNER of this thread that was annoyed by you jacking his thread! I agree with him on this matter. The question is not my being cool as it is the light that you are putting yourself under. Your peers here at AR can see your trends for jacking. Now THAT is not cool at all. Quit being a smart ass and just relax with others and play it cool.

This is some good advice, very good advice Newbie.

R

**talon** · 09-10-2003, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by BIG R

Talon Talon Talon...........

I was directed here as Per request of the OWNER of this thread that was annoyed by you jacking his thread! I agree with him on this matter. The question is not my being cool as it is the light that you are putting yourself under. Your peers here at AR can see your trends for jacking. Now THAT is not cool at all. Quit being a smart ass and just relax with others and play it cool.

This is some good advice, very good advice Newbie.

R

Big R, Im not being a smart ass. I was playing a joke with MASS, earlier in the thread, not hijacking it. The thread stayed on subject and I did, if you actually read, give a comment twice dealing with the thread. I post on threads a little excessively, but I hardly ever hijack them. So thank you for your very good advice.

BTW, that was very funny and I did save to MS WORD, cause I lauged my ass off.

**cfiler** · 09-10-2003, 01:04 PM

Cfiler like #7.

Now cfiler mad!!! GRRR

**clockworks** · 09-10-2003, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by talon

I def. like number 4....bwa ha ha ha ha......

hehe, yeah...4 made me imagine it being my bicep...that would be tight...

-- clocky baby

**Sonnie** · 09-12-2003, 08:00 PM

7 made me smile

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