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    Billy Boy is offline Retired Moderator
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    Something a bit Light Hearted

    One of my mates posted this to me just thought it summed it all up!

    Subject: New Training Scheme

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
    from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
    through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are
    trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.

    If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the job,
    please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
    S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you
    get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

    Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Departmental
    Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T) Those who fail to take
    D.E.E.P S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training
    (E.A.T S.H.I.T).

    Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they do not
    have to do S.H.I.T anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T already.
    If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training
    others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List
    (B.U.L.L S.H.I.T) Those who are full of B.U.L.L S.H.I.T will get the
    S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity
    Programming (D.I.P S.H.I.T)
    If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training,
    Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T S.H.I.T)
    Thank you,

    Boss in General
    (B.I.G S.H.I.T)

    Anyone relate to this?


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    Mike Guest
    LOL oh god that is some funny SHIT....

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    pureanger is offline Senior Member
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    Back from Hell
    What the fuck I almost pissed myself laughing

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    what kind of shit is that?

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    EXCESS is offline Retired Moderator
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    and its all relevant to my workplace!!!

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    BigMike J is offline Anabolic Member
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    Nice oldy

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    not where I want to be
    like a fine wine

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