How hot is Jessica Simpson

**nj juice** · 10-10-2003, 09:30 AM

Ok guys, how many of you have watched her on the Newlyweds? She is so fucking hot its insane....... I'd like to take that punk nick and kick his ass and steal her all for myself.

**jersey juice** · 10-10-2003, 09:34 AM

She is definitely hot bro!! I would do things with her that are probably illegal in some of the midwest states LOL!!! Ugh, it would just be disgusting by the time it was over....

**cb25** · 10-10-2003, 09:34 AM

honestly...as hot as she is...i'd have to pass on being with her. I can't stand listening to her talk...spoiled brat! If i were Nick i'd have to slap her...Or as some comedian said (maybe Ced the Entertainer?) " I would never hit a woman...but I'd shake the shit out of a btch!!"

not to say i wouldn't give it to her...she is hot...

**palme** · 10-10-2003, 09:35 AM

Nick carter?

**rambo** · 10-10-2003, 09:35 AM

She is indeed, very bangable.

**huh?** · 10-10-2003, 09:38 AM

shes fucking stupid as hell.... and spoiled... major turn offs... id just bone and make her never wear clothes....

**someday** · 10-10-2003, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by huh?

shes fucking stupid as hell.... and spoiled... major turn offs... id just bone and make her never wear clothes....

exactly...........

**dizzle** · 10-10-2003, 09:41 AM

Palme, Not Nick Carter, but the Nick from 98 degrees.

I don't think Jessica's that hot. I give her an 8.

**mass junkie** · 10-10-2003, 09:42 AM

Id rather kiss 2 hotdogs!!!!

**nj juice** · 10-10-2003, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by palme

Nick carter?

is that his name? i think it is. That jerkoff from 98 degrees. Lucky bastard.

**pumpseeker** · 10-10-2003, 09:42 AM

Jessica Simpson is blazing HOT!!! And I actually like girls like that (spoiled). Kind of reminds me of my wife. But man, Jessica is like one of the hottest chicks right now.

**nj juice** · 10-10-2003, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by cb25

...Or as some comedian said (maybe Ced the Entertainer?) " I would never hit a woman...but I'd shake the shit out of a btch!!"

I think that was Chris Rock, on his HBO special.

**pumpseeker** · 10-10-2003, 09:45 AM

I think it's Nick Lachay

**palme** · 10-10-2003, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by nj juice

is that his name? i think it is. That jerkoff from 98 degrees. Lucky bastard.

No nick carter is the blonde guy with a potty (haircut) on his head from backstreetboys, anyway...i would probly do jessica if i was drunk or if she didnt talk, yes drunk and with my cock in her mouth, that would work!

**pumpseeker** · 10-10-2003, 09:55 AM

I think she's hot even when she talks about dropping her "kids in the pool"...

**nj juice** · 10-10-2003, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by pumpseeker

I think she's hot even when she talks about dropping her "kids in the pool"...

Ewww, i think i missed that one, thank god! Oh well, i'm still in love.

***Pheedno*** · 10-10-2003, 10:00 AM

She grabs a 7 from me. A 2 if you consider the intelligence.

**palme** · 10-10-2003, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by Pheedno

She grabs a 7 from me. A 2 if you consider the intelligence.

You forgot the -, she gets -2 in intelligence.

**wimp** · 10-10-2003, 10:11 AM

how hot is jessica simpson? Not that hot but i still would put it in her ass.

**huh?** · 10-10-2003, 10:21 AM

i say, 8 for hotness, minus 3 for smarts, and 4 for being so fucking spoiled and lazy, and 1 for not checking the prices on bras... so a 0

**rambo** · 10-10-2003, 10:26 AM

Agreed that shes a dumbass. But i would still pork her.

**huh?** · 10-10-2003, 10:29 AM

id be to paranoid she woule whine during sex.....

**big daddy k de** · 10-10-2003, 10:33 AM

I watched that show and yhea banging as hell. The only thing is she is one dumb lazy beotch. I would def kick that pansy nicks ass.

P.s its good to see you back nj where have u been. havent seen you on the bord latlely

**bornbad71** · 10-10-2003, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by huh?

id be to paranoid she woule whine during sex.....

That's why u gotta go for the mouth.....She's O.K., maybe an 7.....she would be a good 69.....

**PTbyJason** · 10-10-2003, 10:37 AM

As annoying and spoiled as she is, she is a turnoff. Beautiful on the outside, but she has to have more than that for me to be attracted to her.

**sp9** · 10-10-2003, 10:43 AM

Hot as Hell. But could not put up with her constant whining and laziness. She is lucky she was gifted with that voice or she would be working a strip club somewhere. idiot!

**peam** · 10-10-2003, 12:48 PM

I don't know what he saw in her. I can't stand that show. But Nick...he's hot...I'd get with him.

and the fact that he can put up with a spoiled brat...makes him very valuable.

(just thought Id add it in since I don't really want to hit jessica!)

**Da Bull** · 10-10-2003, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Pheedno

She grabs a 7 from me. A 2 if you consider the intelligence.

A 5 for me and for intelligence IQ 2 below plant level. DB

**nj juice** · 10-10-2003, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by big daddy k de

P.s its good to see you back nj where have u been. havent seen you on the bord latlely

Hey big daddy, whats up man? I've been sticking my head in every so often but was kinda busy with school and work. Now that work is slow i have a lot more time to post on my hands.

**alko** · 10-10-2003, 01:01 PM

Hot enough for me to do, as long as I do not have to have a conversation with her, just roll over and leave...

**956Vette** · 10-10-2003, 01:02 PM

You all know my thoughts

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**jeffylyte** · 10-10-2003, 01:19 PM

definitely someone I laugh at, not with!

**hybrid** · 10-10-2003, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by pumpseeker

Jessica Simpson is blazing HOT!!! And I actually like girls like that (spoiled). Kind of reminds me of my wife.

**Dude-Man** · 10-10-2003, 01:39 PM

she looks best when just getting out of bed.

**bcatch11** · 10-10-2003, 03:13 PM

shes very hot but very dumb for eg. buffalo wings she thought they came from buffalo and when she didnt know if she was eating chicken or tuna its hard to feel bad for nick but sometimes i do.

**956Vette** · 10-10-2003, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by bcatch11

shes very hot but very dumb for eg. buffalo wings she thought they came from buffalo and when she didnt know if she was eating chicken or tuna its hard to feel bad for nick but sometimes i do.

lol. the dumber the better IMO! I wouldnt ever want to be with a girl who is smarter than i am (be too hard to manipulate).

**Danielle** · 10-10-2003, 03:28 PM

i agree.......she is a hottie...........but really makes her hot is that she is naturally pretty.....i mean she still looks good in sweats, t-shirts and no make-up.....not many actresses/singer/etc. are.........but she really is a cry-baby and complainer.......damn..........if i EVER complained like that.......i hope someone would put me in my place........and she seem lazy..........did you see their house when it was a mess?........

**Bigboy123** · 10-10-2003, 03:47 PM

She is amazing, so sweet and inocent... GIVE me one hour to really break her in...HAHA

**Butch** · 10-10-2003, 03:48 PM

I seriosuly used tot hink she is hot....but hafter watching their show...she doesn't do it for me....to fuckin annoying....however, don't get me worng....if she wanted to do it....I WOULD DO IT!

**Danielle** · 10-10-2003, 03:50 PM

lol..she is annoying.........kind of reminds me of a skinny, much prettier version of Anna Nicole..........too much complaining

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