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  1. 10-22-2003, 03:45 PM #1
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    Top Ten Signs of Excessive Masterbation

    1) General Feebleness. Emaciation, paleness, colorless lips and gums.
    2) Tuberculosis. Coughing, sore lungs, shortness of breath.
    3) Defective Development. The "self abuser" remains physically and mentally small.
    4) Sudden Change in Disposition. When a cheerful, pleasant boy suddenly becomes morose and peevish, it's a dead giveaway that "solitary indulgence" is the cause.
    5) Lethargy. Weariness, indifference, dullness and vacantness in the eyes.
    6) Insomnia
    7) Stupidity
    8) Fickleness
    9) Untrustworthiness
    10) Love of Solitude

    - From "Plain Facts for the Old and Young" by John Harvey Kellogg, maker of Kellogs Corn Flakes, which were originally made to prevent masterbation.
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    A skin graff on your pecker,I think I need oneAnyone know a good Doc?.........lol
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    NO way dude.......If this was true i would have been dead in 6th grade
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    http://dan.hey.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php
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    Nice post....good to see ya around skinnyhb....havent seen ya for a while


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    Man, i've been ruining my life here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catamount
    http://dan.hey.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php
    If you didn't notice the URL the site is fake.

    Just like most of the ones saying giving fellatio helps prevent breast cancer. CNN site was faked for that.
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    The anti masturbation spider I can see, but anti masturbation cereal? I don't buy it... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    If you didn't notice the URL the site is fake.

    Just like most of the ones saying giving fellatio helps prevent breast cancer. CNN site was faked for that.
    i was gonna say.. 36 in 24hrs AINT shit cause ive done it 10x's in 1hr... i was horny
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    i was gonna say.. 36 in 24hrs AINT shit cause ive done it 10x's in 1hr... i was horny
    You da man,and married too
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    ya she took the kids outta town for a weekend.. it was just me and a good porn.. and the internet
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    I hope my wife is ready for the doggings i'm going to give her nightly..
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