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  1. 10-23-2003, 02:23 PM #1
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    Unhappy LOL i cant get any

    Ok, i havent seen my girl since last wednesday, so you can emagine the pressure thats building up inside junior. Now i just got of the phone with her and she was like..."we aint going to have any fun tomorrow" "huh?" "i got my period this morning" %¤!#%!#!&%¤

    Well i have told her before, she aint bleeding in the mouth

    Anyway, feel my pain
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  2. 10-23-2003, 02:36 PM #2
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    Either take her in the shower, hot tub...or use your old rubber sheets
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    Spank the monkey,choke the chicken,fight the one eyed champ,drain the lizzard,or just get a whore
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    Palme you're an ugly guy anyways...I hope at least or I won't be bringing the lady to Sweden

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    who gives a fuck if shes on her period. when the road is bloody take the muddy path....

    or fuck it. ive fucked girls on their periods....a little blood + woman parts never hurt anybody. least not in the short term anyways
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    Yeah, shower or just throw down a towel. Screw it. I was told it is better for girls when they are on their period anyway. My girl told me that.
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    I just hate when its like throwin a hotdog in a hallway when they are "on"
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  8. 10-23-2003, 02:52 PM #8
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    I feel for you bro....is she cool enough to have sex while on her period? Shit, If you don't care, why should she..If not, well, It's going to be a lllllllllooonnnggg week for you.
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    Hey, there's always porn.
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    That's why they make black towels
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  11. 10-23-2003, 03:00 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    I feel for you bro....is she cool enough to have sex while on her period? Shit, If you don't care, why should she..If not, well, It's going to be a lllllllllooonnnggg week for you.
    Read the above
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    Last time we had sex when it was that time of the month we messed up the whole hallway and her bed+madrass(sp). She said never again but im going to try and talk her into it, ill make sure and bring a black towel thanks mudman

    Aragorn, ill send you a pic so you can tell if it´s clear to bring your lady
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Read the above
    Shut up!
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    Black or red towels will do. palme, does she not let you hit it when she's on or do you not want to?
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    Butthead once said"I am cornholio"..........lol
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    Do you like to come into the house through the backdoor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    Do you like to come into the house through the backdoor?
    Only if the front door is locked
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    Bro no need to plow a wet field.....there are 2 other choices....the back door or the above the rack attack....ow hell just put it between the rack.
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    my fav one-liner
    "Just put it in da butt"
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  20. 10-23-2003, 05:56 PM #20
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    is her mouth on the period?
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    Palme................bro.............damn........I can't even joke about this. I'm sorry for you bro...................guess you'll just have to take matters into hand...........I'm sure you can work something out. Luck bro
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    Bro just take one for the team and earn your red wings............Doing it on her period aint so bad.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant
    is her mouth on the period?
    LMAO.............
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    Wow that's a predicament. Period blood ewww on of my least favorite things. but on the other hand take what you can get and bro its better that spanking it
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    haha.... that sux bro...

    But seriously.... Fawk the period.... hit that anyways.... then hit the shower....

    Just think of it as extra lubrication

    Seriously though.... I've never had a problem bangin a girl on her period as long as it's my girlfriend.... but I wouldn't be doing some random chick while on da rag..

    And like the other guys said.... do her in the shower or just throw a dark towell down and yer good to go!

    Have fun bro!
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  26. 10-24-2003, 11:30 PM #26
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    one time i was with a girl and we were messing around and she was like, "i'm really sorry, but its that time of month". and i said, "aww, you suck". she said she was sorry again and i said, "no no, you don't understand, i mean, you SUCK now".

    she was a little pissed at first but she did it... when i finished, i kinda just lay there and she was like, "*cough cough*, what about me?". i was like, "you gotta be kidding". turns out she just wanted me to rub her off...all clit, no bleeding poonanny, so i was fine with it.

    thats my story.

    -- clocky
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