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    Idiots of 2002

    Number One Idiot of 2002

    I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison
    control enter. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her
    little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not
    harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She
    calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she
    gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her
    that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

    Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.

    Number Two Idiots of 2002

    Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a
    life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the
    plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed
    a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper
    was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was
    inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

    Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.

    Number Three Idiot of 2002

    A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of
    America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny
    in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller,
    he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the
    police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America
    and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he
    handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from
    his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him
    that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of
    America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo
    deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man
    said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in
    line back at Bank of America.

    Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

    Number four Idiot of 2002

    A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured
    his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a
    ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police
    department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from
    the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He
    immediately mailed in his $40.

    Another sign. ( Though this guy might be onto something worth thinking about!

    Number Five Idiot of 2002

    A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of
    the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the
    robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He
    told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and
    said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the
    clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this
    point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the
    clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21
    and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his
    loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of
    the robber that he got off the license.They arrested the robber two hours

    This guy definitely needs a sign!

    Idiot Number Six of 2002

    A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
    The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled
    first bandit shot him.

    This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.

    Idiot Number Seven of 2002 Arkansas

    Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw
    a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he
    lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder
    block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him
    unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of plexiglas. The whole
    event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts.

    Give him his sign.

    Idiot Number Eight of 2002 Ann Arbor:

    The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King
    in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A. M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The
    clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register
    without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
    available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

    Sign please.

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    LMAO......funny stuff bro

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    The burger king one is the best.

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    good post ,funny stuff bro

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