i am about to break the golden rule of the gym !!

**KeyMastur** · 10-28-2003, 11:55 PM

never try to bang anyone from the gym !! damn i couldn't resist. there's always hotties in the gym in the early afternoon. and i'm the sexiest dude in there of course. way sexier than any of the trainers, workers, cleaners, etc. whatever, you name it, i'm the shit. so i saw this one girl i think like last tuesday or somethin and just gave her one of those shy guy kinda how's it going ?? she smiled back at me, but didn't say anything. so i see her again today. luckily all the beef that was running amuck last week wasn't there today. so, i was stretching out in one area - and i purposely stayed to stretch out so i could check this chick out some more. so comes over and i offer her a mat and a place to sit next to me. i was taking up a lot of room trying to do the splits, but i kindly gave her some area and said i was done with the splits. so we start talkin. damnit, i walk her out to her car. i get her digits. she's 27, which is good, b/c that's my type. lives by herself, which is good too - and it's only a 7 min drive to her neighborhood.

anyways, we'll see how this goes. i don't want to date her, but i do want to hook up with her. she's hot. little blondie.

and of course i still got sister's friend on my sack and on the side.

and then there was this one girl up in dallas who's not coming down to the halloween party anymore who i was sort of talking to, but she's far away.

damn - too many chicks. what am i gonna do ??

**BDTR** · 10-28-2003, 11:59 PM

Bang anyone in the gym? I banged a girl i met there in the mens bathroom stall right before closing. Now thats breaking the #1 rule. Dude fuck away.

**KeyMastur** · 10-29-2003, 12:02 AM

yeah but there's so much beef i want to try and bang more than just 1 ya know. i can't have them all talkin about me

**BDTR** · 10-29-2003, 12:03 AM

That's true....

hmmm

I still say do it, im all about burning bridges.

**KeyMastur** · 10-29-2003, 12:05 AM

fuck it, i'm gonna. i'm gone in a few months anyways. and it's not like this chance comes every day in my town. other towns, yes. my town, no.

LORDBLiTZ · 10-29-2003, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by bdtr

Bang anyone in the gym? I banged a girl i met there in the mens bathroom stall right before closing. Now thats breaking the #1 rule. Dude fuck away.

Holy shit! me too! It was after cardio and my penis was stinking.

**mass junkie** · 10-29-2003, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ

Holy shit! me too! It was after cardio and my penis was stinking.

Lmao.....Nothing like banging a girl with a stinky penis....

***Shredz*** · 10-29-2003, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Lmao.....Nothing like banging a girl with a stinky penis....

I don't know what it is about some girls and stinky penis...man there is this guy on my hockey team that will not shower after a game. He won't even go out for a couple of drinks after at our sponsers bar. He has to head right home so his wife can have some of that hockey cock. It is unbelieveable she just dies for that shit.

**Shortyrock13** · 10-29-2003, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Shredz

He has to head right home so his wife can have some of that hockey cock. It is unbelieveable she just dies for that shit.

Now thats some raw shit

**Bigboy123** · 10-29-2003, 10:13 AM

How bout this, I banged the guy who owns my gyms daughter in the sauna durring the christmis party they had at the gym... Banged her a couple times, its funny though because she still sweats the shit out of me, and sometimes i got to that gym, when she is workin just to work out and she lets me work out even though i had a dont have a membership... got to love fuckin the owner of ur gyms daughter in the sauna

**mass junkie** · 10-29-2003, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Bigboy123

How bout this, I banged the guy who owns my gyms daughter in the sauna durring the christmis party they had at the gym... Banged her a couple times, its funny though because she still sweats the shit out of me, and sometimes i got to that gym, when she is workin just to work out and she lets me work out even though i had a dont have a membership... got to love fuckin the owner of ur gyms daughter in the sauna

....Im sorry bro but the way you wrote that 1st line totally threw me off........Lmao

***BIG TEXAN*** · 10-29-2003, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

....Im sorry bro but the way you wrote that 1st line totally threw me off........Lmao

I had to read the damn thing 3 times before I understood that he meantthe daughter.

**KeyMastur** · 10-29-2003, 10:28 AM

yeah, i was thinkin the same thing. this person's name isn't Pink....so what's the story here ? haha....

**D3m3nt3d** · 10-29-2003, 10:31 AM

lmfao, all I seen was I banged this guy

and I looked at the screen name BigBoy

**Bigboy123** · 10-29-2003, 10:35 AM

HAHA, IM not gay, and i know when I was writing it that it probally sounded a little weird.... LET ME CLARIFY my self I BANGED THE GIRL WHOS FATHER OWNS MY OLD GYM...
Once agian I had sex with the GIRL whos parents ownde the gym....
HAHA, i gues u do have to read it a couple times to figure it out...

**BUYLONGTERM** · 10-29-2003, 10:42 AM

Key, what are you going to do with all those women? If you have to ask, then you better pass them my way and I will show them what a man can do with them!!!!

**KeyMastur** · 10-29-2003, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by buylongterm

Key, what are you going to do with all those women? If you have to ask, then you better pass them my way and I will show them what a man can do with them!!!!

i have no idea. i've never been in this dilemma before. so much tang. so little of Key's time to go around. i'll see what i can do to juggle 2 or 3 of them. sister's friend isn't a problem. she doesn't want to date or anything.

**hoss827** · 10-29-2003, 10:52 AM

Go for it bro

**punk_bbuilder** · 10-29-2003, 11:57 AM

I have a key to the gym i work at...so me and my ex went in a couple times...to screw in the following places:
1. Sauna
2. Pool
3. Therapy Tables
4. Current Pool
5. Aerobic room (mirrors)
6. On a Bench...Had to to do that one.....So i could tell my buddies..Hey i boinked where your benching right now...And we did spray down the equipment afterwords....I just dont know what my boss would have done if he decided to lift late one night.

**punk_bbuilder** · 10-29-2003, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

i have no idea. i've never been in this dilemma before. so much tang. so little of Key's time to go around. i'll see what i can do to juggle 2 or 3 of them. sister's friend isn't a problem. she doesn't want to date or anything.

Get em Done...