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    Damn I need to vent some steam......

    so here's the story...went to the next town tonight with the family, needed some stuff from wal-mart....so we get out and the kids are hungry.....hardee's is next to wal-mart...so we pull in and order.....get around and have to wait on the 2 cars in front of us(no big deal)....get to the window, pay for the food(which includes the kids chicken stripes)....the girl ask can I pull forward they are waiting for the chicken to cook....well by this time I'm starting to get pissed....so we pull up.....in @ 5 mins. the manager comes out with the food....we start to pull off we the wife says these chicken stripes are cold........OW HELL I say and turn around...here I go marching into the friggin hardee's. The manager walks around the counter and says there a problem.....I say Hell yea there's a problem, I have to wait 5 mins. for some cold ass chicken stripes know that's bullshit.....he says let me check them......o you can check them alright and I sling them across the counter to the other side in the floor....He starts to say how sorry they are about the cold food....I say just get me some hot chicken fingers so I can get away before I come unglued....then the asswipe tries to give me 2 applepies.....ow No I say u can keep that cold shit to.....well at least the kids got hot chicken and some free extra pieces....damn I almost lost it in there.

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    Damn bro.........and you aint even juicing yet.........Are you cool now?

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    damn I woulda kicked the counter.... HAHAHAH

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Damn bro.........and you aint even juicing yet.........Are you cool now?
    Yeah bro I'm cool now...the ride is like 30 mins., ow if I would have been on gear that fat ass would be floor wax right now.

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    you should have then said:

    "and a liter of cola"

    SuperTroopers

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    damn I woulda kicked the counter.... HAHAHAH
    Hell big if my legs were the size of yours I would have got hot food in the first place.

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    Xanax and beer anyone?

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    I woulda thrown the chicken right in the grease ball manager's face.

    I woulda have fucking flipped out man. Remember "Half Baked".

    "I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do........FLIP OUT MANNNNNNN!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catamount
    you should have then said:

    "and a liter of cola"

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    Liter is french for GIVE ME SOME FUCKING HOT FOOD!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    I woulda thrown the chicken right in the grease ball manager's face.

    I woulda have fucking flipped out man. Remember "Half Baked".

    "I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do........FLIP OUT MANNNNNNN!"

    dude that was off "jerry mcguire"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Xanax and beer anyone?
    Ill take a six-pack of each please......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    I woulda thrown the chicken right in the grease ball manager's face.

    I woulda have fucking flipped out man. Remember "Half Baked".

    "I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do........FLIP OUT MANNNNNNN!"
    LMAO............I should have but the kids were just outside watching....hell I parked at the front door so anybody that wanted in had a hard time....or it might have been to keep someone from getting out the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    dude that was off "jerry mcguire"
    No, half-baked. Watch it again. When Brian is in the record store and quits his job to sell weed full time.

    Get it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    No, half-baked. Watch it again. When Brian is in the record store and quits his job to sell weed full time.

    Get it right.

    ya but watch jerry mcguire... he says the same thing when he gets canned and is about to leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    ya but watch jerry mcguire... he says the same thing when he gets canned and is about to leave
    YOU HAD ME AT HELLO...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    ya but watch jerry mcguire... he says the same thing when he gets canned and is about to leave
    you guys are both right

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    YOU HAD ME AT HELLO...........
    Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you. I'm out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    you guys are both right
    mass hunkie has spoken......


    "you talk funny"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    you guys are both right
    It so nice knowing your the level headed one here bro.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    you guys are both right
    Brian: Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.
    Record Store Customer: Ugh-huh, he autographed it himself.
    Brian: Alright, I'll give you four!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you. I'm out!
    You killed Butter cup..........I love butter nut...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    You killed Butter cup..........I love butter nut...
    I love butternuts!

    (Cop shouts)

    BUTTER STUFF!

    I MEAN BUTTERCUP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you. I'm out!
    Ow I'm sorry u can't fuck me.....I'm not built right...u gotta suck me.

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    Thurgood Jenkins: [To Mary Jane] Listen, I really like you. I was just wondering maybe if you're interested we can go out later and get some ice cream or something...
    Scarface: OOH! MOTHER FUCKER SAID ICE CREAM!
    Brian: BLAH BLAH ICE CREAM! YOU'RE SUCH A DORK, MAN!
    Thurgood Jenkins: Damn!

    Sorry guys, half baked has been the best movie out in a long ass time.

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    see now your feeling better bad....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    see now your feeling better bad....
    Yeah now that I look back at it....I think I was sufferin from AR dt.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    see now your feeling better bad....
    And your crotch is smiling, everything is tip-top around here on AR.

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    man it must be the time of the year i have been PISSED of latly bornbad damn i feal like smashing faces in with a bad born bad we need a mental health day off from all the ass holes in the worlds

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    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy k de
    man it must be the time of the year i have been PISSED of latly bornbad damn i feal like smashing faces in with a bad born bad we need a mental health day off from all the ass holes in the worlds
    Let's declare Oct. 31, 2003 as don't fuckin piss me off day..........if u break that rule.....we break your face.

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    sounds good bro i will go with that

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