I'm just a big bitch. :wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
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I'm just a big bitch. :wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
Damn to bad BT cant change your signature on AR like he can on AF....He knows what I mean...... :dg:
Calipso.... you amuse me.... I may call upon you from time to time to bring laughter to the temple. :lol:
Mass Junkie.... the 12" inverted penius was not enough to quiet you....hmmmmm.... I may be forced to let loose the sheep raping rath of KeyMastur upon you. To others you may appear as human, but in his eyes he will only see you as a tempting sheep needing a little man lovin. :dg:
See I knew you liked being me bitch. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
Eternal damnation so soon what did I do?......I repent I repent.....I said 12 Hail texans....and dranketh the holy whiskey........May I have eternal life now?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
Eternal life is over-rated.
LMAO!!! So quick to change your tune.... you are forgiven....:lol:
Not when you could take mega doses of anything you ever wanted and never dieQuote:
Originally Posted by Calipso
I aint down with the beastiality loving.......Thats Big ol legs thing... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
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Originally Posted by mass junkie
::Cough:: Cousins ::Cough:: :dg:
Thats it im telling Jason that your flaming me..........jk bro... :lol: Blackmail is a son of a bitch aint it.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Calipso
um...mr t...i mean BIG T??? I need help...use your powers to lower the prices on all of my gear and make all of the offocials go away...thanks
in return, ill let you see my BIG GREEN ASS....wait...they showed that in the movie...um..ill let you see the BIG GREEN UNIT!!!!! it gets bigger too!!!
U misunderstand BT.....that's blunt ass kicking.... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
Big T.. Im offering my humble services as your official High Priest Ass Stomper.. And it looks like Mass is getting outta line.. :lol:
I have seen the light........I'm with ya Big T...but can Cutie be my mentor?I feel the power of this thread..AMEN.....are anabolic tabu...I will repent...with Cuties help:)
*raising one hand high* Can I get bigAMENfor brotha Bull.Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Bull
:eek: you mean i've been messin with the big man all day ??? lol so what's in it for me ;)
How bout this BT
Lmao.......... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bornbad71
Unless addressing me specifically, the words "big" and "green" unseparated and uttered in that sequence are unallowed without first requesting and receiving my permission and paying all appropriate user's fees. This one shall slide...but no more.Quote:
Originally Posted by slamd097
:dg: Go to sleep bro .... Even god needs to close his eyes so the devil can come out and play :dg:
:banana:
This thread really is making me wonder about whoring.
Wake up Big Tex oops I mean (God).........Theres work to be done....peam prayed all night for you too help her with her essay......Theres wars going on in the middle east......Calpiso needs help getting laid........Jugg needs some new dentures..........and there are homeless that need to be fed and sheltered and I need some new nikes...........you've got a busy day......
Just name it and it shall be yours......you know out of all you'll be getting special treatment. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kc
bigol'legs.... you shall be the temples official ass stomper..... proceed on stomping Mass for awhile. :D
did I see some one mention whore???!!! I could use one of those!!! I wonder if whores like dancing bananas??
peam.... help for her is in the works...Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
wars in middle east..... let 'em kill each other.
Calipso needing help to get laid.... even my powers aren't that great. :D
Juggs new dentures..... I don't do dental plans.
The homeless...... let 'em get a job.
As for you needing nikes......there's a pair awaiting you at the nearest shoe outlet... just tell them I sent you and if they don't give you that in which you demand I shall strike them down. :lol:
Still awake eh bro? :dg:
Yup.... got some sleep last night though... alls good up here on the mountain... thanks for asking mortal. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by hoss827
Your quick go ahead and take the rest of the day off and go play a round of golf... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
DAMN! I got to watch Smackdown! on Thursday.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
SMACKDOWN!!!! Please... I love wrestling and watch Smackdown just because, but they need some talent... it's damn near all on RAW. But there will be small tv's in each pew tuned in to Smackdown, so no worries about missing it. :D
Mass...... and just who in the blue blazes do you thin you are telling ME I can take the rest of the day off??? Pion, I command you!!!! Just keeping ya in your place, now..... carry on. :dg:
Hmm.... I thought I heard something about some crazy cult forming somewhere around new braunfels....maybe it's time to call the fbi and cash in on that reward... ;)
Do we have to go to confession under this new BigT AR religion?
FOOL!!! You will only be struck down for such an act!!!!! FBI.... please, those mere flies could never take this religion down. Hahahahahha silly mortal, when will you learn....:dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Needtobeswoledup
It is not inforced, but if one feels they need to unload a burden they carry, they may do so in privacy with me and me alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by peam
1st T, my big brother, just relax bro! or Almighty!? I'm confused!? What shall we call you!
2nd, I'm quiting my job because it seems to be keeping me away from all these threads!
3rd, since you're the man... oh wait I was thinking you're a genie? I wanted a custom chopper, a Ford GT500, a longer cycle and GH! But that may be out of the question.... .. Wait doesn't santa work for you?
:banana: wohhooooooooooooo!
SID
You greedy sum bitch!!! :lol: I'll see what I can do. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ripsid
Santa.. yeah he's on the pay roll, but he said you haven't been to nice this year. :D Quitting your job huh? Sweet, when you do be sure to let me know how bad the old lady whoops ya. ;)
Second day with your new powers and you haven't turned anyone in to dust yet.....I see it happen in the near future.....since santa is on the payrole see if u can get him on a cutting cycle. :chinese:
Also I have one more request....can u do something about this 5 days of working.....I would perfer to work 2 days a wk. and be off 5 with the same amount of money I make now.....more money would be a well added bonus.....I'm not greedy......just very needy.....thanks in advance ol great lone star of texas. :bcool:
If BT is God then Who is the Devil?...............