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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    Fear is for the weak..... you admitting to being weak? Don't be scared, just follow the masses towards the light my child.
    I'm just a big bitch.

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    Damn to bad BT cant change your signature on AR like he can on AF....He knows what I mean......

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    Calipso.... you amuse me.... I may call upon you from time to time to bring laughter to the temple.

    Mass Junkie.... the 12" inverted penius was not enough to quiet you....hmmmmm.... I may be forced to let loose the sheep raping rath of KeyMastur upon you. To others you may appear as human, but in his eyes he will only see you as a tempting sheep needing a little man lovin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Damn to bad BT cant change your signature on AR like he can on AF....He knows what I mean......
    See I knew you liked being me bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    Calipso.... you amuse me.... I may call upon you from time to time to bring laughter to the temple.

    Mass Junkie.... the 12" inverted penius was not enough to quiet you....hmmmmm.... I may be forced to let loose the sheep raping rath of KeyMastur upon you. To others you may appear as human, but in his eyes he will only see you as a tempting sheep needing a little man lovin.
    Eternal damnation so soon what did I do?......I repent I repent.....I said 12 Hail texans....and dranketh the holy whiskey........May I have eternal life now?

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    Eternal life is over-rated.

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    LMAO!!! So quick to change your tune.... you are forgiven....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    Eternal life is over-rated.
    Not when you could take mega doses of anything you ever wanted and never die

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    LMAO!!! So quick to change your tune.... you are forgiven....
    I aint down with the beastiality loving.......Thats Big ol legs thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    I aint down with the beastiality loving.......Thats Big ol legs thing...

    ::Cough:: Cousins ::Cough::

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    ::Cough:: Cousins ::Cough::
    Thats it im telling Jason that your flaming me..........jk bro... Blackmail is a son of a bitch aint it.....

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    um...mr t...i mean BIG T??? I need help...use your powers to lower the prices on all of my gear and make all of the offocials go away...thanks

    in return, ill let you see my BIG GREEN ASS....wait...they showed that in the movie...um..ill let you see the BIG GREEN UNIT!!!!! it gets bigger too!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    the blunt ass kissing disturbs me.
    U misunderstand BT.....that's blunt ass kicking....

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    Big T.. Im offering my humble services as your official High Priest Ass Stomper.. And it looks like Mass is getting outta line..

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    I have seen the light........I'm with ya Big T...but can Cutie be my mentor?I feel the power of this thread..AMEN.....are anabolic tabu...I will repent...with Cuties help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    I have seen the light........I'm with ya Big T...but can Cutie be my mentor?I feel the power of this thread..AMEN.....are anabolic tabu...I will repent...with Cuties help
    *raising one hand high* Can I get bigAMENfor brotha Bull.

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    you mean i've been messin with the big man all day ??? lol so what's in it for me

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    How bout this BT
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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    How bout this BT
    Lmao..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamd097
    in return, ill let you see my BIG GREEN ASS
    Unless addressing me specifically, the words "big" and "green" unseparated and uttered in that sequence are unallowed without first requesting and receiving my permission and paying all appropriate user's fees. This one shall slide...but no more.

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    Go to sleep bro .... Even god needs to close his eyes so the devil can come out and play


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    This thread really is making me wonder about whoring.

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    Wake up Big Tex oops I mean (God).........Theres work to be done....peam prayed all night for you too help her with her essay......Theres wars going on in the middle east......Calpiso needs help getting laid........Jugg needs some new dentures..........and there are homeless that need to be fed and sheltered and I need some new nikes...........you've got a busy day......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kc
    you mean i've been messin with the big man all day ??? lol so what's in it for me
    Just name it and it shall be yours......you know out of all you'll be getting special treatment.

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    bigol'legs.... you shall be the temples official ass stomper..... proceed on stomping Mass for awhile.

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    did I see some one mention whore???!!! I could use one of those!!! I wonder if whores like dancing bananas??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Wake up Big Tex oops I mean (God).........Theres work to be done....peam prayed all night for you too help her with her essay......Theres wars going on in the middle east......Calpiso needs help getting laid........Jugg needs some new dentures..........and there are homeless that need to be fed and sheltered and I need some new nikes...........you've got a busy day......
    peam.... help for her is in the works...

    wars in middle east..... let 'em kill each other.

    Calipso needing help to get laid.... even my powers aren't that great.

    Juggs new dentures..... I don't do dental plans.

    The homeless...... let 'em get a job.

    As for you needing nikes......there's a pair awaiting you at the nearest shoe outlet... just tell them I sent you and if they don't give you that in which you demand I shall strike them down.

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    Still awake eh bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Still awake eh bro?
    Yup.... got some sleep last night though... alls good up here on the mountain... thanks for asking mortal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    peam.... help for her is in the works...

    wars in middle east..... let 'em kill each other.

    Calipso needing help to get laid.... even my powers aren't that great.

    Juggs new dentures..... I don't do dental plans.

    The homeless...... let 'em get a job.

    As for you needing nikes......there's a pair awaiting you at the nearest shoe outlet... just tell them I sent you and if they don't give you that in which you demand I shall strike them down.
    Your quick go ahead and take the rest of the day off and go play a round of golf...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    Instead of Sundays though we'll make it on Thursdays, no one usually has plans for that day anyway
    DAMN! I got to watch Smackdown! on Thursday.

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    SMACKDOWN!!!! Please... I love wrestling and watch Smackdown just because, but they need some talent... it's damn near all on RAW. But there will be small tv's in each pew tuned in to Smackdown, so no worries about missing it.

    Mass...... and just who in the blue blazes do you thin you are telling ME I can take the rest of the day off??? Pion, I command you!!!! Just keeping ya in your place, now..... carry on.

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    Hmm.... I thought I heard something about some crazy cult forming somewhere around new braunfels....maybe it's time to call the fbi and cash in on that reward...

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    Do we have to go to confession under this new BigT AR religion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Needtobeswoledup
    Hmm.... I thought I heard something about some crazy cult forming somewhere around new braunfels....maybe it's time to call the fbi and cash in on that reward...
    FOOL!!! You will only be struck down for such an act!!!!! FBI.... please, those mere flies could never take this religion down. Hahahahahha silly mortal, when will you learn....

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    Do we have to go to confession under this new BigT AR religion?
    It is not inforced, but if one feels they need to unload a burden they carry, they may do so in privacy with me and me alone.

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    1st T, my big brother, just relax bro! or Almighty!? I'm confused!? What shall we call you!
    2nd, I'm quiting my job because it seems to be keeping me away from all these threads!
    3rd, since you're the man... oh wait I was thinking you're a genie? I wanted a custom chopper, a Ford GT500, a longer cycle and GH! But that may be out of the question.... .. Wait doesn't santa work for you?

    wohhooooooooooooo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ripsid
    1st T, my big brother, just relax bro! or Almighty!? I'm confused!? What shall we call you!
    2nd, I'm quiting my job because it seems to be keeping me away from all these threads!
    3rd, since you're the man... oh wait I was thinking you're a genie? I wanted a custom chopper, a Ford GT500, a longer cycle and GH! But that may be out of the question.... .. Wait doesn't santa work for you?

    wohhooooooooooooo!
    SID
    You greedy sum bitch!!! I'll see what I can do.

    Santa.. yeah he's on the pay roll, but he said you haven't been to nice this year. Quitting your job huh? Sweet, when you do be sure to let me know how bad the old lady whoops ya.

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    Second day with your new powers and you haven't turned anyone in to dust yet.....I see it happen in the near future.....since santa is on the payrole see if u can get him on a cutting cycle.

    Also I have one more request....can u do something about this 5 days of working.....I would perfer to work 2 days a wk. and be off 5 with the same amount of money I make now.....more money would be a well added bonus.....I'm not greedy......just very needy.....thanks in advance ol great lone star of texas.

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    If BT is God then Who is the Devil?...............

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