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    He's not here, I'll do it.

    There is a very good chance a monkey is fucking your loved one right now. If i was a monkey, I'd want to fuck your girlfriend too. I bet they are tired of all the simian vagina, due to it's hairy nature. There is no where to go but up, as they evolve, they search out for most prominent aspect of our own society, which is generally concurred upon as vagina acquisition. If they corner that, they've got us beat. If your girlfriend has ever watched Discovery Channel for longer than 10 seconds, or ever asked to go to the zoo, chances are good she is a baboon-loving whore. Don't be surprised if you walk in tonight and see a purple ass staring you in the face as that primate bastard porks away furiously at your girlfriend. Futhermore if you've come in contact with squirrels recently, I suggest getting tested for cholera. Not to say that cholera transferrence is ubiquitous to all squirrel-human interactions, but I overheard one of their conversations in the park today and I heard the words "squirrel", "human", "transferrence", and "ubiquitous" several times. Those bastards have it coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    There is a very good chance a monkey is fucking your loved one right now. If i was a monkey, I'd want to fuck your girlfriend too. I bet they are tired of all the simian vagina, due to it's hairy nature. There is no where to go but up, as they evolve, they search out for most prominent aspect of our own society, which is generally concurred upon as vagina acquisition. If they corner that, they've got us beat. If your girlfriend has ever watched Discovery Channel for longer than 10 seconds, or ever asked to go to the zoo, chances are good she is a baboon-loving whore. Don't be surprised if you walk in tonight and see a purple ass staring you in the face as that primate bastard furiously at your girlfriend. Futhermore if you've come in contact with squirrels recently, I suggest getting tested for cholera. Not to say that cholera transferrence is ubiquitous to all squirrel-human interactions, but I overheard one of their conversations in the park today and I heard the words "squirrel", "human", "transferrence", and "ubiquitous" several times. Those bastards have it coming.
    Somebodies taking posting lessons from Nathan......

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    Hence the title.

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    damn monkeys

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    Bro thats actually dead on..........Good job.......

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    Nathans gonna be pissed!

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    Good. It's about time for him to get off his lazy ass and write another Hunter Pegor chapter.

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    Yep...Nathan's infected another.

    I love it. Seriously rambo, you're killing me today...and i'll second the request for the next chapter of hunter pegor!!

    "If i was a monkey, i'd want to fuck your girlfriend too" (tear) that was my favorite part...

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    rambo

    are you absolutely certain this is what you heard in the park?!!this is a matter that must be dealt with swiftly and with much diligence. i have heard rumors recently as to this primate uprising and passed it off as hear say. if what you say is true, we need to all sit down, take a long look in the mirror, and decide at what cost we should pursue this. i hear the primates are building weapons of ass destruction to pound our girlfriends. gentleemen, we must unite against this primal pounding of our hotties!!!!

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    You guys scare me more and more as the days go on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    You guys scare me more and more as the days go on...
    But you like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    But you like it
    He keeps coming back for more,so go figure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier_4446
    damn monkeys
    damn bananas

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    Where has Nathan been anyways?

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    What if you want a monkey to bone your girlfriend...

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    Then you will bring about our downfall as a species.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Then you will bring about our downfall as a species.
    But in doing so I will also produce a new species. I will rule this species as a God because it was destined so. My girlfriend will be a Mother Goddess able to exact rule on the small intrebreed humonks when there advance brains cannot decipher the two different colors : Green and Red. And in breeding the humonks amoungst themselves I will keep their blood pure and their vision blurred!!! HAHA I will rule them all!!

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    Fool! Your ill concieved plans will ruin us! Do you not realize they intend on your overthrow immediately after ejaculation? Their gametes are pre-programmed to destroy your own. They will produce a sporophyte inside of your woman, which will continue to reproduce a master breed of baboon, one which will force men to watch "Will and Grace" until the point of their eventual sterility! Damn you!

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    what he said

    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Fool! Your ill concieved plans will ruin us! Do you not realize they intend on your overthrow immediately after ejaculation? Their gametes are pre-programmed to destroy your own. They will produce a sporophyte inside of your woman, which will continue to reproduce a master breed of baboon, one which will force men to watch "Will and Grace" until the point of their eventual sterility! Damn you!
    except i like Will and Grace!!!hahaha

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    Which side are you on partyboy....



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    bigol' if you let your monkey fuck your girlfriend... I think your wife would be mighty upset... does she know you have a girlfriend?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    bigol' if you let your monkey fuck your girlfriend... I think your wife would be mighty upset... does she know you have a girlfriend?!
    My monkey is my girlfriend... or is it my girlfriend is my monkey???

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    oh i am a staunch supporter of eliminating these monkey bastards!!

    they must all be stopped!!fuckign my dearest loved one?!!!in that case this means i will be getting fucked by monkeys and this is not good in my book!!!i know it's suprising that such a good looking felow like myself is straight, but hey if i was gonna be gay, it wouldn't be for a baboon w/ a purple ass bubble!!!!i say down with the monkeys so their demon seed that be put to rest once and for all.

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    so you're going to let your monkey girlfriend fuck your wife while you watch it, video tape it, then move to atlanta? Oh no.... it's starting

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    so you're going to let your monkey girlfriend fuck your wife while you watch it, video tape it, then move to atlanta? Oh no.... it's starting
    no.... I just told my girlfriend to go FUCK herself!!!

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    and your wife's going to watch and video tape it then sell it to every local porn shop in the manhatten area just like karen's porn was sold on one episode of will and grace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    and your wife's going to watch and video tape it then sell it to every local porn shop in the manhatten area just like karen's porn was sold on one episode of will and grace?
    that girl from will and grace has PORN!!!!! damn where can I get a copy??

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    on the show... the secretary Karen was in a porn and grace went to all the porn shops to get the movie's back because karen was ashmaed of it.

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    hes def smoking nats stash !

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    There is a very good chance a monkey is fucking your loved one right now.
    Well, you're dead on...

    I wasn't gonna tell ya, but look at my evil monkey... look at that evil smile on his evil face... why do you think he's got that evil smile and is pointing at ya...

    From what I hear he's been visiting a lot of peoples girlfriends lately... but shhhh we don't want to let him find out that we know... my evil monkey has been known to rip peoples arm off and beat them over the head with the bloody end, or at least point at people when confronted.

    Shhhh let's put a lid on all of this before it gets out of hand.

    Red

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    I won't drown this thread in secrecy. Down with them. Ketchup is a traitor. I think Red Ketchup is a code for the menstrual cycle of the female oranguatang. When she ovulates, Ketchup instills the sperm, and all hell breaks loose.

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    You don't know do you!? You just don't know how it is to have this evil monkey constantly pointing at you...

    It's eeeeeevil!

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