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someone i forget who said it, said to be liked is to never disagree. i say if you do everyone favors all the time and don't take time to get yours all you will ever be is broke and used up. stick the only way to make it in this world is make one person happy. if that person is someone else your gonna be unhappy or even worse hungry.
ok thanks.
What the hell? :banana:
LOL, exactly. :banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by KeyMastur
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I say NO!
What was the question again?
this is fucking crazy talk!!hahahahahaha.what madness you speak of mr. knowledge tree.i am reconsidering my personal beliefs on this matter as you read this.
Does anybody have a spare banana for my monkey?
Damnit ketchup. Do you know what you are DOING TO US?!?!?!!? :banana:
Well, I just thought this would be an appropriate thread to request a snack for my simian parasite, er I mean friend (dammit there he goes pointing at me again!!!)
This thread sucks, hands down.
Lately a lot of threads are "sucking."
I feel bandwith being chewed every growing moment.
I just made a grilled ham and cheese sandwich. It is good. The ham is all juicy and the cheese melted ontop of the ham so now it is one entity. You try to seperate the two and you have torn bread. No one wants torn bread on their sandwiches cause then you go to grab it while taking a bite and get hot cheese on your fingers and if it is really hot, it might burn your fingers.
I have a retarded sister who chews cardboard and hums greensleeves while sticking pen tops in her dolls rectums.
Can I get a cookie??:)
http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/acookie.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by mammoth
that cookie is weak
huh?!?!?!.......... :yellowcon
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um..ok...he who lives life in toilet, lives shitty life... :banana:
My ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with
My ding-a-ling!
:scratch: ......this board is getting more and more absurd as time goes on.
Sometimes i wonder if people here really should use gear or even live alone :lol:
This is suposed to be a reply to the "liked or respected" thread, guess he made a boo boo and hit the new thread button...
Terinox grabs Red by the ear, "That's enough of your potty mouth young man!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
:lol:
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Originally Posted by Terinox
Hey thats not fair!!!
My Ding-a-Ling is an honest to god clean Chuck Berry song! How you interpret the lyrics is of course all up to you :) Get it off Kazaa, you'll see it's a real catchy tune... won't EVER be able to get it out of your head!
see:
Chuck Berry - "My Ding A Ling"
When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want you to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want you to play with my ding a ling
And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling
Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling
This here song it aint so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling
Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
Sometimes when I see a person on the subway who has a green hat I like to tug on my scrotum. :banana:
a wise man once said, where you go, u have been...... :yellowcon :banana: :banana: :banana:
Gee, when I see Jared at Subways I like to have my monkey tug on his scrotum... funny Jared seems to enjoy it!Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
i wonder how much jared benches???
its ok if he doesnt bench alot though, cause he had subway for lunch :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
When it rains I like to urinate off of my balcony in spurts and scream the lyrics to Boy George's 80's classic "Do you really want to hurt me." :banana:
does anybody else love the dancing banana??? gotta be best smiley ever made :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
How many times do I have to tell you guys. Lay off the crack pipe. Please.
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by rambo
My monkey and I are speechless!
(Though I have to admit I imagined you more as the "Naked on the front lawn of the walmart managers house with a toiled duck stuck up your ass, clothes pins in your scrotum and nipples, burger king crown on your head, waving a toilet brush at passer by's and yelling passages from Thomas The Tank Engine at them" kind of guy... I guess I was wrong! :) )
I've grown since that time, Ketchup. I've grown.Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
:banana:
Red, I thought you were thinking about that scene from the simpsons when you posted that up. With the little kid on stage, singing that song, and Principle Skinner grabs him by the ear and drags him off stage :D
True it is funny, although it already has to be the most over used smiley everQuote:
Originally Posted by Khull_Khuum