Me too.........ever try taking a shower? :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
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Me too.........ever try taking a shower? :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
Too much work for him to go outside and use the hose evertime he wants to have sex.... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Bull
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Originally Posted by Da Bull
Ya but I guess I just got a thing about touching my ass.... I dont know, Ill use a rag with soap and stuff, but then the rags get all crappy!! :dg:
Lmao...... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
what I hate is throwing my towel in the towel bin at the gym and there they are.... face up... a bunch of shitty towels.. EWWW hehe well I guess its better than getting all your towels at home all shitty!!
you need to get them adult diapers called....oops I crapped my pantsQuote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
I guess I got a crap thing... when my son had some accidents.. I'd throw them things away.. shit its only 10$ get some more spiderman undies :lol: my wife would get all bent outta shape "you can clean those" :lol: I DONT THINK SO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
man A little poopie never hurt anyone..........man my daughter thinks shes Picasso with her poop.......Quote:
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
I guess from when I used to clean that shit rubbed off on me... :lol: <----PUN!!
30% pure. Bottom 4 percentile.
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Nixter.
You must watch tech tv.... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nixter
ok i feel like a perv now i got a 14 percent
people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)
Based on the 13,603,429 submissions before you
Congrats.......your the best so far :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by ENraged
So do i win anything?
It's early yet,but you have my utmost respect :dg: A custom title would be nice :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ENraged
The Spark is awesome. My personal favorite is the Bitch Test. :D
Haven't seen that one yet,does it have spyware too :frown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Testify
19% I'm glad somebody is a little less pure than me. Unfortunately working in the hospital I've had piss splash me in the face along with blood, sputum and other foul bodily fluids. So I had to answer yes to the piss question. Proudly I've never had sex with animals or family members and never, ever plagerized a term paper. Maybe that's enough for consideration of sainthood.Quote:
Originally Posted by ENraged
I just broke my daughter of making fine "poop" art on her walls at night. I had to paint her room again cause the shit stains wouldn't all come off.Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
Not as bad as my son. When he was a baby he would piss on me when ever I changer him. He did 3 times before I finally got smart enough to avoid it by blocking it with his diaper.
Did you taste the persons pee? :dg:Quote:
Originally Posted by markas214
I ran to the sink and put the soap in my mouth and scrubbed my face with alcohol. It's happened a couple times while inserting or removing a catheter. I don't believe I really took the time to notice. It's pretty gross shit but after years of being around this type of shit it doesn't bother me that much. Now an accidental needle stick from a used needle, that will freak you out every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Bull
14%
I'm much better off than I thought I was :)
32% pure
s2b
61%, great. just great...
We have a tie at 14 %
47%...i'm feeling pretty good about that
Damn bro i used to be a cna so guess what my percentage is off lolQuote:
Originally Posted by markas214
:banana:
forgot all about those days
im 43% pure. "very interesting" it tells me. 1% of people like me according to this
48% pure. Joined your parents while they were having sex???? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Sick fucks out there if any one has done that.
right here...=) an ex gf shoved her finger up there while we were boning. lemmie tell you, its shocking. i clenched up really hard and yelped. i was wincing so much that she stopped...=)Quote:
Originally Posted by mass junkie
45% pure. i honestly thought i'd be more pure than that...
i wanna know who's kissed a family member "in that way", who's walked in on their parents and joined in, and who's fantisized about a family member...sickos! =P
-- clocky
omg I'm only 44% pure
hmmmmmmmmm
lol
Cutie
54% damn Im not so pure for a virgine :eek:
good job partyboy my exact number 23% also!! wait.. i answered most of them yes... now those who scored a lower number then that.... omg you are some some sick f'ers lol...lol... good job
good job partyboy my exact number 23% also!!