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    WHEW.....I Got Gas........

    Went to my uncles tonight and eat some spicy chili.............u know first little cool snap comin thru.....50 degrees last night(yeah break out the friggin coats )...........so everysince eating I have had the worst gas.......u know the kind that smells like three day old egg white farts.........sheez I'm dyin here............already burnt nose hairs.

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    oh god bro i can smell it all the way over hear

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    Went to my uncles tonight and eat some spicy chili.............u know first little cool snap comin thru.....50 degrees last night(yeah break out the friggin coats )...........so everysince eating I have had the worst gas.......u know the kind that smells like three day old egg white farts.........sheez I'm dyin here............already burnt nose hairs.
    shoulda mixed in some tuna.. .then you'd have the ultimate smelly farts..

    First cold snap??? hehe I think it got down to 0 the other night.. brrrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    Went to my uncles tonight and eat some spicy chili.............u know first little cool snap comin thru.....50 degrees last night(yeah break out the friggin coats )...........so everysince eating I have had the worst gas.......u know the kind that smells like three day old egg white farts.........sheez I'm dyin here............already burnt nose hairs.
    Is that what that smell is coming down from the north Put some water on that ass son

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    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy k de
    oh god bro i can smell it all the way over hear
    Yeah bro there friggin aweful..........beware the dark green haze.

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    Now it's hot,humid and smelly........thanks bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Is that what that smell is coming down from the north Put some water on that ass son
    I done tried water.............just made bubbles.............weeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Now it's hot,humid and smelly........thanks bro
    and thats just inside your house!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    I done tried water.............just made bubbles.............weeeeeeeeeeeeee
    A Jacuzzi....cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    and thats just inside your house!!!
    Mine too.....................:need a smiley holding nose here:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    A Jacuzzi....cool
    Yeah..........we be poor

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    and thats just inside your house!!!
    Hey,I'm a clean whore,and the AC is on 65......it's hot tonight and the AS isn't helping

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    Yeah..........we be poor
    "now kids.. get under the covers.. daddy's keeping us warm tonight"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    "now kids.. get under the covers.. daddy's keeping us warm tonight"
    LMAO..........


    I think the wife and kids might go to the motel 6 if I keep this up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Hey,I'm a clean whore,and the AC is on 65......it's hot tonight and the AS isn't helping
    hey you got my PO box # right? eheh didnt you say you have extra AS??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    LMAO..........


    I think the wife and kids might go to the motel 6 if I keep this up.
    Give them a Dutch oven

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Give them a Dutch oven
    It's gettin hot in herre..................Nelly ain't got shit on me..................but I could shit on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    It's gettin hot in herre..................Nelly ain't got shit on me..................but I could shit on him.
    ROFLMAO...............

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    he might like that....

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    You put a cork in that ass yet?Still smells down here

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    Damn bro.....call roto reuter to unclog that stank......

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Damn bro.....call roto reuter to unclog that stank......
    You smell it down there to mass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    You smell it down there to mass?
    Where is homeboy?......Wife has his ass chained to the stove......he only posts for like 15 minutes a day and thats it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Where is homeboy?......Wife has his ass chained to the stove......he only posts for like 15 minutes a day and thats it?
    I think his wife threw him out

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Where is homeboy?......Wife has his ass chained to the stove......he only posts for like 15 minutes a day and thats it?

    I know how that feels......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    I know how that feels......
    Chained to a stove?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Chained to a stove?
    yes.. unfortunatly... i gotta learn how to slap her around a little bit.. instead of the other way around...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    yes.. unfortunatly... i gotta learn how to slap her around a little bit.. instead of the other way around...
    you freak....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    you freak....
    DAMN MASS.. in ALL seriousness thats what she calls me.. my knickname.. how'd ya know?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    DAMN MASS.. in ALL seriousness thats what she calls me.. my knickname.. how'd ya know?????
    cuz she was calling me that last night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    cuz she was calling me that last night...
    Damn bro..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Damn bro..........
    he knows im just playing...i see him looking at the thread...thinking of what to say....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    he knows im just playing...i see him looking at the thread...thinking of what to say....
    I know,I see him peeping too

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    no.. my damn internet here at work froze up... I got plenty to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    no.. my damn internet here at work froze up... I got plenty to say
    I like you silent

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    no.. my damn internet here at work froze up... I got plenty to say
    People from montana should be seen and not heard........

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    People from montana should be seen and not heard........
    hehe YUP!!! so keep on looking at me

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    hehe YUP!!! so keep on looking at me
    At photo shop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    At photo shop?
    thats it.. im changing back to the banana!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    thats it.. im changing back to the banana!!!
    Don't blame you

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