Up your ass, Kenneth Cole.
Damn it finding a suit took me forever today. I'm going to a wedding and needed some new kicks. So I head to Macy's and check out the requisite Hugo Boss and Kenneth Cole, and some Polo and crap. Just wanted a standard 3 button. But apparently my damn shoulders are so unproportional to my waist that I can't find one that doesn't make me look like a shoebox. The tailor said she can't taper that much fabric off without ruining the suits. "You need stop bodybuild. You make it hard for suit. You need custom, I can not make you taper." So i drag my ass over to Bernini, and have to spend a good $100 more just to get some custom work done on an Italian wool 3 button. Fuckin A.