Got jumped last night

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11-14-2003, 10:47 AM
Dude-Man

Got jumped last night

Walking back from the gym with a buddy of mine.. and we run into this kid that cut me in the omlet line the other day. Tiny piece of shit cut me and about 6 other people, so i walked up to him and cussed him out, made him go to the back of the line.

Anyway, he's got 2 other guys with him.. tall, but not big. I look pretty normal in clothing because my Bf is so low.. prob around 7 right now. Needless to say at only 168 i'm not too intimidating.. but my bro is around 5'7 and 200 at like 12%.. and wearing underarmor. I don't know what these kids were thinking, because it was obvious my bro alone could've beaten the shit out of all of them without me.. but i guess they figured they have numbers so Omlette boy gets up in my face and starts talking shit..

He pushes me back a step, and i crack him in the jaw. He reels back a few steps and both the other kids go for me. One lands a nice punch to the top of my forehead lol.. starts screaming in pain. Pretty sure he broke his hand/wrist. I've got a little knot, but it was worth it to see that pussy scream. My boy tackles the other kid and just starts wailing on him.. he's crying.. "please stop! we're not after you! please!" I go after Omlette boy and take him to the ground.. got his arms pinned under my knees and he's trying to knee my back. So i scream..

"No one fucks with my eggs!!"
and punch him square in the nose.. blood everywhere. Then the Pd pulls up and we all spend the night in a lockup. Somewhere in the cop pulling me off the kid and tossing me to the ground i got a nice bloody lip and some scratches on my face. Luckily there were witnesses that said that they jumped us, and that we were outnumbered etc.. so if they press charges it shouldn't be a problem.
11-14-2003, 10:49 AM
BUYLONGTERM

Nice job bro!!!!! Knowone fcks with the AR BOYS!!!!! You make us proud...
11-14-2003, 10:52 AM
Dude-Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by buylongterm

Nice job bro!!!!! Knowone fcks with the AR BOYS!!!!! You make us proud...

thanks man. I still don't know what those kids were thinking. Omlette boy is like 5'5 and 115 if he's lucky..
11-14-2003, 10:52 AM
hybrid

This has to be the first fight ever started over an omlette. :D
11-14-2003, 10:54 AM
BUYLONGTERM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

thanks man. I still don't know what those kids were thinking. Omlette boy is like 5'5 and 115 if he's lucky..

That small??? How embarrassing. Nothing bugs me more than a guy who can't fight and has to bring his friends into it? PUSSY
11-14-2003, 10:55 AM
Dude-Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by buylongterm

That small??? How embarrassing. Nothing bugs me more than a guy who can't fight and has to bring his friends into it? PUSSY

he should've brought bigger friends.
11-14-2003, 10:55 AM
partyboynyc

you knwo what they say....

to make an omellette you have to break a couple skulls :D
11-14-2003, 10:55 AM
hoss827

Nice job bro, you make everyone here proud. I love the comment about the eggs before you punched the fucker in the nose!!!! hahaha, never heard of somethin start because of an omlet. lmao
11-14-2003, 10:56 AM
Dude-Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by partyboynyc

to make an omellette you have to break a couple skulls :D

lol... i should've made some egg noggin while i was at it.
11-14-2003, 10:58 AM
mass junkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

"No one fucks with my eggs!!"

Classic...... im proud of you bro :dg:
11-14-2003, 11:08 AM
palme

Underarmor? Was he wearing a vest?
11-14-2003, 11:10 AM
Dude-Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by palme

Underarmor? Was he wearing a vest?

lol, nah.. underarmor is really form fitting clothing made of a gore-tex type material that both shapes your muscles and pulls sweat away from your skin. It makes even small guys look huge.. and huge guys look ridiculous.
11-14-2003, 11:23 AM
palme

Aha i think we got some rowers at my gym that uses stuff like that.
11-14-2003, 11:26 AM
Testify

Nice. Way to make us proud.

The funniest part is that he will forever be known as omlette boy. :lol:
11-14-2003, 11:28 AM
D3m3nt3d

Good job bro...I might would have substituted the "no one fucks with my eggs " part with something else
11-14-2003, 11:55 AM
partyboynyc

too funny

can you imagine getting your ass kicked while some dud eis yelling, "no one fucks with my eggs!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: that is just too funny!!!
11-14-2003, 12:12 PM
Butch

"No one fuks with my eggs"...that is fuckin priceless dude! Good job....lol...I am still laughing over that line...:thumbsup:
11-14-2003, 01:03 PM
tmeoe

I dunno that guy saying "please stop, were not after you!" is pretty damn funny too!!!
11-14-2003, 02:02 PM
bigol'legs

AWESOME job chris.. im proud of you :cry: :lol:
11-14-2003, 07:47 PM
Babyweight

Was is good?????/ oh umm.....I thought you were talking about something else...my bad ;)
11-14-2003, 07:49 PM
hercules88

nice job chris...why to get those fuc***s
11-14-2003, 08:06 PM
bigol'legs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babyweight

Was is good?????/ oh umm.....I thought you were talking about something else...my bad ;)

:dg: you wild girl you!!! :lol:
11-14-2003, 09:33 PM
FRANK WHITE

Way to go Chris. There lucky you and your friend didn't kill their ass.
11-14-2003, 09:40 PM
roch

I hate little bastards like that. good job bro.
11-14-2003, 11:19 PM
Dude-Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babyweight

Was is good????

better than sex. :)
11-14-2003, 11:20 PM
bigol'legs

hey chris hows those GH studies coming along??
11-15-2003, 12:01 AM
50%Natural

Glad to hear this fight didn't involve ice picks and boards and that no one almost died. Classic fists on fists fight. Great job CA.
11-15-2003, 12:58 AM
Dude-Man

thanks everybody.. Yeah.. weapons... scare me. lol. I could never take a screwdriver to the chest like BDTR.. i'd run. really fast.

BIG OL CHECK YOUR PMS
11-15-2003, 01:23 AM
bigol'legs

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisAdams

thanks everybody.. Yeah.. weapons... scare me. lol. I could never take a screwdriver to the chest like BDTR.. i'd run. really fast.

BIG OL CHECK YOUR PMS

got ya man.. thanks ;)
11-15-2003, 05:13 PM
J-sun

This story reminds me of an incident I had about 3 years ago with a couple of my friends. After a night of drinking and chasing girls at the club, myself and 2 other buddies (one being about 5'9 215lbs and crazy as a loon) suddenly found ourselves challenged to a 3 on 2 fight on some country road. This all started at a stop light. lol
Anyway, these 2 hick fools thought they had eatin enough cornbread and had a chance with us so we followed THEM to some dirt road behind a string of closed stores. We all jump out of the car and said about 2 words and fist started flying. The first one was me throwing a wild headcleaner swing at whoever was in front of me which didnt really land well. Quickly I was on my back with dude on top of me. He sets up to rain some blows down and I crack him in the chin from the bottom. Next thing I know he is off me and him and my other (smaller) buddy are rolling along the ground. I jump up and look over to see my huge friend on top of other dude in a classic ground and pound in which he was doing all the pounding.
So I look and see a moment of glory. The first guy I took a swing at is wrapped up on the ground with my friend that tackled him, head and back exposed to me. So I take about three running steps and punt kick him in the back of the head/neck. LOL I actually hurt my friend with this as well, but oh well. Then I start a windmill a right hands down on the back of his neck from a standing position. These were heavy, serious blows. I landed probably 15!
Next thing I know he is in a fetal postion and not moving, my friend lets go and jumps up. And that was about it.
Oh, and I did help the brother up and asked him if he was ok and we shook hands if that isn't gay. So alls well that ends well.
The funniest part of it all was, I injured my friend as much if not more than the other guy cuz I hit him in the shoulder as they were getting up and he couldn't move his arm for about 3-4 days. LOL I still give him shit about that.

Sorry to be a windbag, I just love telling that story.
Fighting is bad mmmmmkay?
11-16-2003, 12:10 PM
big daddy k de

"No one fucks with my eggs!!" ... hahahaha oh shit that is awsome ! all over a omlet hahaha but i know bro it was more about respect then the eggs
11-16-2003, 09:11 PM
JohnDoe1234

" No body fucks with my eggs!", that is a priceless quote. Next time I ever have to stomp someone, I'm going to yell that :lol: . Everyone will think I'm off my rocker, but I'll know what it means. :lol:
11-16-2003, 11:24 PM
Terinox

Damn, you guys fight a lot :D

I don't fight, never had fought, cuz fighting is bad right j-sun, mmmkay? :lol:

You guys should always try and settle it with words before resorting to violence, but I know sometimes you just don't have much choice, and the other person is being an ass and not listening.

I hate fighting, I hate violence, but I just know if anyone messed with a family member, or one of my friends, I'd jump in no doubt. Thankfully that has not happened, and won't happen.
11-17-2003, 03:21 PM
Dude-Man

I'm just glad that we were outnumbered. I've got a disciplinary hearing this week for my school, but luckily no charges have been filed criminally. I figured this would happen.. because he started the fight. We were outnumbered! (even if definitely not even close outmatched heh.) I'm just going to play the victim.
11-17-2003, 03:55 PM
PTbyJason

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terinox

I don't fight, never had fought, cuz fighting is bad right j-sun, mmmkay? :lol:

I caught that. :wg: lol
11-17-2003, 04:09 PM
pumpseeker

they fucked with the wrong omelette