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    Jacking off!

    okey, i dont know where to post this, so i posted it here.. i have a question to you all guys here.. does the test levels get up when you are working out? because ill have to jack off every time ill get home after an workout.. is it something wrong? ps. no flames, ill just would like to know.. and no, im serious its not a joke.

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    Sounds like you really like working out!

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    My roomate believed in this theory and didn't jerk it for like a month while he was lifting cause he wanted as much test as possible. I can't see this being anywhere near believable. Kind of like saying that site injections build mass locally or is pyramiding the best way to do things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by motoxxxguy
    Sounds like you really like working out!

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    yes i do.

    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    My roomate believed in this theory and didn't jerk it for like a month while he was lifting cause he wanted as much test as possible. I can't see this being anywhere near believable. Kind of like saying that site injections build mass locally or is pyramiding the best way to do things.
    damn, that would kill me

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    If that's the only time u wake it...then your way below normal....only once per day...sheez I would go slap nutz if I only hit my once per day..... ...(j/k)

    This would have been classic if posted in the lounge.

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    hummm good question !!! i allso would like to know if gering it is bad for the test levels. Liffting and jerking off are my 2 fav hobbies :-(

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    Well I wonder too, because I'm at my horniest post workout. The more intense the workout the hornier I am.

    Hey lets move this to the lounge and see where it goes. And like the guy say's, no flaming. I think its a good question.

    I know I read somewhere recently (can't remember the source) that your testo levels where actually highest an hour after sex or jerking off and not lowered. But I haven't seen anything on post workout testosterone levels .

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    did we start a new thread?.... if not i will do it now

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    I hope not. My favorate time to kill my test levels is right before my workout and before I go to sleep. Those are the two time I need it the most.

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    hmmm... this doesnt have much to do with the test levels answer........ but i find it just incredible to take care of this while at work ,.... nothing like getting paid to throw a nut off,....... but any way a big bump for more info on this topic......

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    Quote Originally Posted by murph
    hmmm... this doesnt have much to do with the test levels answer........ but i find it just incredible to take care of this while at work ,.... nothing like getting paid to throw a nut off,....... but any way a big bump for more info on this topic......
    That was priceless murph

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    That was priceless murph

    I was thinking the same thing. And with that in mind I'm going 'belly button boxing' in work tomorrow. Fuck nothing like getting paid for taking a wank I guess.

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    lol...i was being serious even ....but i see where it sounds funny ........

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    dude...i don't give a fuck if my test levels drop...when i'm on its part of my cycle to snap 3-4 off a day... and i have not noticed any difference in strength during training

    i honestly can't see it any other way, i'd be a lunatic if i didn't get some ass, or jerk off during a cycle... this is also proof that my gear is legit..haha

    murph...getting paid for that is heaven on earth

    haha

    later bros

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster.
    dude...i don't give a fuck if my test levels drop...when i'm on its part of my cycle to snap 3-4 off a day... and i have not noticed any difference in strength during training

    i honestly can't see it any other way, i'd be a lunatic if i didn't get some ass, or jerk off during a cycle... this is also proof that my gear is legit..haha
    Cool. I feel better now. I thought I was the only one.

    The only thing to aviod for me, is not to whack it just BEFORE going to the gym. That kills the workout for me. After is fine though.

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    Kills the workout for me 2. I try to do it before i sleep so i can replenish the supply for the morning lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy k de
    Kills the workout for me 2. I try to do it before i sleep so i can replenish the supply for the morning lol
    Recent studies have shown that a healthy mans testo levels are highest 1 hour after sex and decline slowly after that.

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    I just whack whenever I get the feeling to, no certain time

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    Definitely not a pre-workout thing for me...i'd be worthless.

    But it's funny to see how many others feel the need post-workout...it's basically become part of my PWO routine

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    I'm never shaking hands with anyone at the gym ever again.

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    Jacking off is so damn boring... can't remember last time I did it.

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    you prob did it last night bro lol

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    big daddy k de: Haha, no really, can't see why I'd want to jack off.. gives me nothing. : )

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    Wacking off is wonderful. No bitching, no snuggling, no "I LOVE YOU's". Hell, I don't even have to get off the couch to walk my hand out the door!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    Wacking off is wonderful. No bitching, no snuggling, no "I LOVE YOU's". Hell, I don't even have to get off the couch to walk my hand out the door!!!!!
    Laughing my ass off right now.

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    This is seriously the funiest god damn thread ive ever read.

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    Being married, the only date I get is with my right hand. If I want something different, I let the left hand take over.

    And I agree with BLT. Cheap date, no money for food or a movie...just a little spanktervision and a roll of paper towels

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamd097
    ...just a little spanktervision and a roll of paper towels
    "Richard...who's your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa...or Spanky???"

    - Tommy Boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamd097
    And I agree with BLT. Cheap date, no money for food or a movie...just a little spanktervision and a roll of paper towels
    A ROLL of paper towels!!! Holy geez man, are you pulling all nighters?!!!??

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    doesn't affect me either way.. if i whack before a workout i'm just as strong, if not stronger.

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    ****.. I must have good test levels.. cause Ill hit it 6 times a day sometimes.. and if work gets boring.. hehe likes always itll be 1 or 2 times here... thats why I want you guys to post good pics...

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    If you sit on your hand until it falls asleep then it feels like a stranger. haha.

    Seriously - There is something to consider when you can do the job for yourself and not have to hear any bs. Hell most of the guys I know their wives keep their balls locked in a box and they just hand thier paychecks over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottp999
    If you sit on your hand until it falls asleep then it feels like a stranger. haha.

    Seriously - There is something to consider when you can do the job for yourself and not have to hear any bs. Hell most of the guys I know their wives keep their balls locked in a box and they just hand thier paychecks over.
    WHY YOU SOB!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    ****.. I must have good test levels.. cause Ill hit it 6 times a day sometimes.. and if work gets boring.. hehe likes always itll be 1 or 2 times here... thats why I want you guys to post good pics...
    wife not putting out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    Wacking off is wonderful. No bitching, no snuggling, no "I LOVE YOU's". Hell, I don't even have to get off the couch to walk my hand out the door!!!!!

    there are benefits to making love to yourself, your hand will never call you names, or never cheat on you!!!!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by buylongterm
    Wacking off is wonderful. No bitching, no snuggling, no "I LOVE YOU's". Hell, I don't even have to get off the couch to walk my hand out the door!!!!!
    covered ALL of it. you know the deal bro.

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    i like the fact you don't have any argument between hands. If you use the left or the right, they both work. and they are both happy. Plus they don't care if you have bad breath, or you fart during the middle...just a lot of positives.

    ps.

    I miss my wife and her glorious nether regions!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    wife not putting out?
    hehe no but I seen that pic of your girl.....

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    omg you guys are the funniest ****ers i cant believe how funny this thread is because i never heard of these kind of things before lol.

    anyway, im 21 but i can never jack off more than twice per day, and even that hurts somewhat. i have to be real horny or something. but is there anything wrong with me? how can you guys jack off 6 times per day? even on test, only twice per day. WTF?

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    to answer your question...how do we do it so often??

    easy, Im married...it has gotten to the point that if I didn't look at any nude women I wouldn't know what a vag looked like.

    but the other bros, i would say...

    Practice, practice, practice

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