I think I have Malaria...

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11-16-2003, 06:41 PM
rambo

I think I have Malaria...

A couple of days ago I was headed home and this girl pointed at my hand, which had a rather large bite mark on it that was swelling by the minute. I shrugged it off, insisting that I was a hardass and that I was the world's current Naked Jenga Champion. Granted, it freaked me the hell out, but I wasn't about to let it show. I wake up the next day, and my hand is swollen, and I'm in pain. Whatever, I've got to go to the prejudging at the Paradise Cup. Two days later and my fucking hand looks like an oven mitt, and I keep falling asleep. I feel like I did when I had mono. I know I don't have mono, cause I didn't make mouth contact with the last hooker, unless you count her mouth to my throbbing member. Well now my hand looks like it was ripped off the Pillsbury Doughboy and was too tired to get my workout in last night. Now I'm really upset. I think I'm going to do what I usually do when I get mad, which is run down to the coffee shop downstairs and vigurously masturbate in front of the window until I'm escorted back up stairs. It doesn't get the same response, now people just glance over at me throttling my micropenis and go back to sipping their coffee. I think I will change it up a bit this time, and chase after Japanese business men screaming bloody murder and eventually bring them to the ground, where I slap them furiously with my testicle sac while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
11-16-2003, 06:48 PM
bornbad71

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Originally Posted by rambo

A couple of days ago I was headed home and this girl pointed at my hand, which had a rather large bite mark on it that was swelling by the minute. I shrugged it off, insisting that I was a hardass and that I was the world's current Naked Jenga Champion. Granted, it freaked me the hell out, but I wasn't about to let it show. I wake up the next day, and my hand is swollen, and I'm in pain. Whatever, I've got to go to the prejudging at the Paradise Cup. Two days later and my fucking hand looks like an oven mitt, and I keep falling asleep. I feel like I did when I had mono. I know I don't have mono, cause I didn't make mouth contact with the last hooker, unless you count her mouth to my throbbing member. Well now my hand looks like it was ripped off the Pillsbury Doughboy and was too tired to get my workout in last night. Now I'm really upset. I think I'm going to do what I usually do when I get mad, which is run down to the coffee shop downstairs and vigurously masturbate in front of the window until I'm escorted back up stairs. It doesn't get the same response, now people just glance over at me throttling my micropenis and go back to sipping their coffee. I think I will change it up a bit this time, and chase after Japanese business men screaming bloody murder and eventually bring them to the ground, where I slap them furiously with my testicle sac while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

LMAO.............u sure one of the Japanese didn't bite u while you were doing the nut sack giggle in their face........never mind that would make your weiner swell...not your hand.
11-16-2003, 06:49 PM
nostawk

i think youv'e definatly got something wrong

lol
11-16-2003, 07:25 PM
Da Bull

Two words...SEEK HELP......LMAo...:)
11-16-2003, 07:32 PM
mass junkie

Bro, I wanna see some pics of them beautiful somoan women over there in hawaii..........and not them big 6' something ones either
11-16-2003, 07:38 PM
rambo

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Here you go, MJ.
11-16-2003, 07:39 PM
bornbad71

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

Bro, I wanna see some pics of them beautiful somoan women over there in hawaii..........and not them big 6' something ones either

I work with a native from Hawaii..........he says the women there really don't like white guys :( ............guess the skin is to pal for their liking.....might be because we would always try to look up their grass skirts.hehe
11-16-2003, 07:40 PM
bornbad71

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Originally Posted by rambo

Here you go, MJ.

Daaaaaaaamn..........they must have MARDI GRASS over there. :D
11-16-2003, 07:40 PM
rambo

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OR this one.
11-16-2003, 07:41 PM
mass junkie

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Originally Posted by bornbad71

I work with a native from Hawaii..........he says the women there really don't like white guys :( ............guess the skin is to pal for their liking.....might be because we would always try to look up their grass skirts.hehe

man I used to date a few when I lived in Souther cali.........man them are some big people
11-16-2003, 07:41 PM
rambo

...and I have no problem picking up Hawaiin chicks :) I've got a bunch of fine lady pics, but I'm too lazy to edit them right now.
11-16-2003, 07:47 PM
bornbad71

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Originally Posted by mass junkie

man I used to date a few when I lived in Souther cali.........man them are some big people

Bro this guy is short and stocky.........strong as a bull......so are the chicks like that or are they amazon women. :unsure:
11-16-2003, 08:04 PM
rambo

No, there are a few bad seeds, but Hawaiin women are slender, petite, and very nubile. There are definetely not the like their Fred Flinstone counterparts.