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11-18-2003, 10:06 PM #1
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I'm gonna get huge!
Today i started my newbie workout plan! I'm gonna work out twice a day, morning i'll do back tris shoulders and abs, and evening i'm gonna do chest, legs, and bis! no less than 40 sets per muscle group, and i'm gonna start taking 100 IU's of insulin per day, right before bed! I'm gonna eat nothing but salads all day, and in between my workouts, 2 hours of intense cardio with no water!
i'm gonna get huge!
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11-18-2003, 10:07 PM #2
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Bro, i told you not to steal my workout plan! That was my genius at work! dont take credit! It's my secret to being an animal.
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11-18-2003, 10:11 PM #3
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That sounds like an alright workout plan. Why are you only working out twice a day. You dont have to worry about sleeping or eating right so there is alot more time to do the only things that make you big-and those things are working out and taking drugs.
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11-18-2003, 10:24 PM #4
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you have a point, maybe i should throw in some adderoll to pump me up for workouts? maybe stack that with ephedra and pcp, make me super strong!
Originally Posted by nevaenuf
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11-18-2003, 10:26 PM #5
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make sure you get that weightgainer 4000... 4000 grams of saturated fat..
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11-18-2003, 10:28 PM #6
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Dont forget to top it off with a weekend of binge drinking....
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11-18-2003, 10:28 PM #7
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the funny thing is, i was talking to my best friend the other day (who doesn't know a whole lot) and i asked him what his chest workout looks like. he tells me he does:
4 sets barbell bench
4 sets decline bench
4 sets incline hammer strength
4 sets cable flys
4 sets dumbbell flat bench
4 sets db incline
4 sets db decline
4 sets of regular flys
He actually said, quotem he promises he is going to get way bigger than me. I will give him your workout plan.
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11-18-2003, 10:29 PM #8
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yeah man, that's no where near enough to grow! Originally Posted by FrkyBgStok
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11-18-2003, 10:39 PM #9
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anything under 40+ sets!!! is for wimps.. heeh I suggest more for large muscle groups!!
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11-18-2003, 10:41 PM #10
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Uh.. heh, sorry... i didn't realize that the DNP didn't kill you.. thought i was free to take credit for your ideas since you were out of the way... heh.. my mistake. Originally Posted by bdtr
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11-19-2003, 09:05 AM #11
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Sounds like a great workout. PM with ur exact meal regiment because im goin to hop on the band wagon...
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11-19-2003, 01:44 PM #12
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Beefcake! Beeefffccaaaaakkkkeeee!! Say it!! Originally Posted by bigol'legs
make sure you get that weightgainer 4000... 4000 grams of saturated fat..
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11-19-2003, 02:28 PM #13
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my exact diet will be 10,000 celery stalks a day.
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11-19-2003, 02:31 PM #14
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First of all, that's not nearly enough celery. And there's too many carbs...too much fat...and you don't need that much protein...
10,000 celery stalks...do some research and repost
so, since you started this yesterday...are you huge already? 'Cause i heard from this one guy that if you work out like you said...and take insulin all day long...that you'll wake up the VERY next day and look like bdtr, except you'll be big...
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11-19-2003, 02:42 PM #15
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Dude...can I suggest the Mcdonalds diet....same as subways. I can't find their last spokes person, (i think he died of a heart attack) but he was huge!!! that guy must have had one hell of a work out...
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11-19-2003, 02:58 PM #16
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i haven't started yet, it's hard to get a source for insulin . I'm hoping that if i continue rolling(robbing, for those who aren't up on the lingo) bums at night while they're asleep, i'll eventually find a diabetic one so i can steal his insulin.
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11-19-2003, 03:14 PM #17
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good plan. bums always have the good stuff Originally Posted by chrisAdams
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11-19-2003, 04:51 PM #18
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Nice work on that new regiment CA. I think you should do 99cent Value meal diet. Every hour on the hour purchase one 99 cent value item from any local fast food restaurant. Combined with no sleep, 100iu insulin , adarol and pcp( think you should use shrooms) you will tear it up in the gym. Oh yeah, 1000mg dbol every day. Before you go to bed have a proetin shake mixed with 8 shots of ever clear. You are good to go!
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11-19-2003, 05:19 PM #19
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Don't forget to max out everyday on the bench
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11-19-2003, 05:23 PM #20
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rollin a bum... hey I got keys to a clinic... 
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11-19-2003, 06:12 PM #21
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why not just openly ask for a source on this board. Originally Posted by chrisAdams
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11-19-2003, 07:27 PM #22
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You guys are all idiots. Don't you know that all you have to do is take steroids . There is no need for diet, workout, and all that other crap. Just a shit load of roids.
Also you need to start as young as possible or its too late.
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11-19-2003, 07:32 PM #23
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LMAO Originally Posted by RON
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11-19-2003, 08:06 PM #24
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lol, that was awesome. but to get back in character.. I think i'll stick to rolling the bums, no need for a source. There are advantages to rolling bums that a source can't offer me, such as free unrolled tobacco and papers, as well as free filthy knit hats. Originally Posted by FrkyBgStok
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11-19-2003, 08:07 PM #25
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sorry if this has been asked before, but can you drink insulin ???
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11-19-2003, 09:33 PM #26
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Ron, better watch what u say or Sphinx will come and debate you with his all knowing wisdom. Then you're screwed. He won't let you forget it. Originally Posted by RON
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11-19-2003, 09:52 PM #27
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I have no comment about that member. Just leave it at that.
BTW to all the real newbies out there. Everyone here is joking do not take any of this stupid advice
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11-19-2003, 10:04 PM #28
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oh man, i really hope no one took 100 iu's of insulin right before bed time at my advice.. that's the recipe for a dead newbie. Originally Posted by RON
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11-19-2003, 10:08 PM #29
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Originally Posted by chrisAdams
hehe maybe they'd deserve to be dead newbies... 
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11-19-2003, 10:12 PM #30
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IMO not funny............... Originally Posted by bigol'legs
hehe maybe they'd deserve to be dead newbies...
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11-19-2003, 10:32 PM #31
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come on bull, i feel guilty enough already as it is! Originally Posted by Da Bull
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11-19-2003, 11:50 PM #32
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Originally Posted by chrisAdams
no you dont.. you GP hater!!! 
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11-20-2003, 03:01 AM #33
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I don't know about you, but I got huge on a Bowflex,
and the cell tech, nitro tech stack
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11-20-2003, 03:22 AM #34
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and the Fitness Made Simple with John Basedow Originally Posted by bouya_ak
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11-20-2003, 03:31 AM #35
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I hate john basedow. Have you seen that guy lately? He looks old as shit in the face and a bunch of grey hair.
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11-20-2003, 04:57 AM #36
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Cartman: "Ah'm buff!" *flex*
Originally Posted by bigol'legs
make sure you get that weightgainer 4000... 4000 grams of saturated fat..
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11-20-2003, 03:36 PM #37
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You guys are all NEWBIE HATERS.
The word is out. No newbies are gonna come near you.
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11-20-2003, 03:37 PM #38
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Haha, lol, GOOD! Originally Posted by bermich
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