Whats everyones occupation???

**hoss827** · 11-24-2003, 10:57 AM

Just curious what everyone does for a living...Who knows, we may be able to start our own terrorist group like in Fight Club.

**D3m3nt3d** · 11-24-2003, 11:20 AM

I work for an Electric Company, currently starting my last semester of my IT degree

**BigGreen** · 11-24-2003, 11:40 AM

I'm a thread recycler....hahaha. Anyway, since i haven't chimed in on any of the others, I'll chime in on this one: I'm what every hard working American hates. I do NOTHING. I read all day with brief interruptions for the gym and PS2. I do personal training a few hours a week, but other than that I am an absolute DRAIN on society. However, I don't want to always be such...here's what I'd like to be:

My Top Five Hopeful Jobs in no Particular Order
1. Writer/novelist
2. Stand-up comic
3. Teacher
4. Legal Scholar
5. Stay at home dad by day - American Ninja by night

**Tock** · 11-24-2003, 11:42 AM

common idler.

**mass junkie** · 11-24-2003, 12:19 PM

I sell unsharpend pencils on South Beach

**FCECC2** · 11-24-2003, 12:24 PM

i dig hole for dogs to shit in.

**Red Ketchup** · 11-24-2003, 01:46 PM

And I shit in them...

Red

**TheMudMan** · 11-24-2003, 01:49 PM

I change the empty toilet paper rolls for new ones............ shitty job

**FCECC2** · 11-24-2003, 02:00 PM

seriously i just own my first company with 2 of my friends

XXX films productions for my web sites!

its cheap to run and i can make a shit load of profits

**BDTR** · 11-24-2003, 02:02 PM

Self employed future millionare.

**hoss827** · 11-24-2003, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

I'm a thread recycler....hahaha. Anyway, since i haven't chimed in on any of the others, I'll chime in on this one: I'm what every hard working American hates. I do NOTHING. I read all day with brief interruptions for the gym and PS2. I do personal training a few hours a week, but other than that I am an absolute DRAIN on society. However, I don't want to always be such...here's what I'd like to be:

My Top Five Hopeful Jobs in no Particular Order
1. Writer/novelist
2. Stand-up comic
3. Teacher
4. Legal Scholar
5. Stay at home dad by day - American Ninja by night

Holy shit bro how the hell do you make your cash???? Lucky bastard.

.

**chicamahomico** · 11-24-2003, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by BigGreen

I'm a thread recycler....hahaha. Anyway, since i haven't chimed in on any of the others, I'll chime in on this one: I'm what every hard working American hates. I do NOTHING. I read all day with brief interruptions for the gym and PS2. I do personal training a few hours a week, but other than that I am an absolute DRAIN on society. However, I don't want to always be such...here's what I'd like to be:

My Top Five Hopeful Jobs in no Particular Order
1. Writer/novelist
2. Stand-up comic
3. Teacher
4. Legal Scholar
5. Stay at home dad by day - American Ninja by night

BG pretty much summed up what I do.......I'm a college bum. Though in stark contrast to most college age people I hate video games cause they take way too much effort to learn how to play these days. Give me two fucking button and a joystick!

My Top Five Hopeful Jobs in no Particular Order
1. Any senior management position, they df all day long
2. Professor, that 15 hour workweek is the bomb
3. Plastic surgeon, getting paid big $$ to create barbie dolls would be fun
4. CSIS, Canadian version of FBI, CIA, etc
5. Officer in the Military

**the_rebirth** · 11-24-2003, 02:10 PM

i dabble in internet development, and i am a adult webcam host on a adult website.

~Ricky

**BUYLONGTERM** · 11-24-2003, 02:12 PM

IT Director.

Male Porno star by night...You might of heard of me.

Mick Dagger...

**bigol'legs** · 11-24-2003, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by TheMudMan

I change the empty toilet paper rolls for new ones............ shitty job

hehe so.... a janitor?? thats my part-time job... well one of them...

I am employed by 4 different companys..

1.Operator (my full-time and BEST/EASIEST JOB)
2. Custodial contract cleaner (on-base)
3. Custodial contact cleaner (VA hospital)
4. Sports/nutrional/tanning saloon Desk clerk

hehe total hrs in a week = 80+

and yes I manage to squeeze in 6 days a week workouts and juggle a family in there somewhere...

**RON** · 11-24-2003, 02:17 PM

I'm a house husband

Unless someone is in need of a good unemployed Manufacturing Manager. Plus I run a little E-business.

**hoss827** · 11-24-2003, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by TRLS63

seriously i just own my first company with 2 of my friends

XXX films productions for my web sites!

its cheap to run and i can make a shit load of profits

If you're serious get me in on that shit....damn!

**TheMudMan** · 11-24-2003, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

hehe so.... a janitor?? thats my part-time job... well one of them...

I am employed by 4 different companys..

1.Operator (my full-time and BEST/EASIEST JOB)
2. Custodial contract cleaner (on-base)
3. Custodial contact cleaner (VA hospital)
4. Sports/nutrional/tanning saloon Desk clerk

hehe total hrs in a week = 80+

and yes I manage to squeeze in 6 days a week workouts and juggle a family in there somewhere...

80 hours....... Are you serious.......... If so I give you all the credit in the world bro..... family, training, and full time post whore

I have a easy job IT Engineer

**bigol'legs** · 11-24-2003, 02:44 PM

its the post whoring that throws you off hu?? hehe ya I clock one week at 105 hrs... man that was hell.. but my wife likes the money

**Red Ketchup** · 11-24-2003, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by TRLS63

seriously i just own my first company with 2 of my friends

XXX films productions for my web sites!

its cheap to run and i can make a shit load of profits

Are you serious bro???

Last I heard that market was mosty controlled by "Mom" Boucher's boys (tu sais qui je veux dire...) in this province.

Red

**ColdSore** · 11-24-2003, 03:15 PM

Im a full time student right now....

but i do work part time for a wireless company as a sales rep 3 days of the week....the rest of the time im working out or eating

**Red Ketchup** · 11-24-2003, 03:21 PM

I'm a door to door proctologist...

ding-dong "Hi there sir, I'm your friendly local proctologist, please drop your trousers and bend over so we can have a look at that prostate of yours!"

But seriously...

As many of you know, I am an Environmental Inspector for the government here. (I also teach at the Fire School part time and am a former Firefighter).

Red

**monster.** · 11-24-2003, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

I sell unsharpend pencils on South Beach

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....WOO HOO

***BIG TEXAN*** · 11-24-2003, 03:31 PM

I'm an undercover agent with the DEA....... uh shit..... I mean..... ummmm..... I ... uhhhh....damn....2 years of surveilence down the tubes.

I'm a purchase agent for one of the US largest cement companies.

**monster.** · 11-24-2003, 03:34 PM

i worked for superior concrete through college.... i think they are big...i dunno they owned quite a few plants in detroit...

now i'm a mechanical engineer, biggest dork in the office

**Dude-Man** · 11-24-2003, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

hehe so.... a janitor?? thats my part-time job... well one of them...

I am employed by 4 different companys..

1.Operator (my full-time and BEST/EASIEST JOB)
2. Custodial contract cleaner (on-base)
3. Custodial contact cleaner (VA hospital)
4. Sports/nutrional/tanning saloon Desk clerk

hehe total hrs in a week = 80+

and yes I manage to squeeze in 6 days a week workouts and juggle a family in there somewhere...

Not to mention way too much time on AR

**wiky** · 11-24-2003, 03:40 PM

I am the president of the United States of America. In weekends i am pub waiter.

**jeffylyte** · 11-24-2003, 03:43 PM

I make grad students slave away in the lab all day !!!

**RON** · 11-24-2003, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

I'm an undercover agent with the DEA....... uh shit..... I mean..... ummmm..... I ... uhhhh....damn....2 years of surveilence down the tubes.

You SOB you blew your cover again. Thats is I'm transfering you to Viagra patrol at NAMBLA coventions. Ahhhh........I mean your boss will be very upset with you when he sees you in his office...say RIGHT NOW

**Red Ketchup** · 11-24-2003, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by RON

Thats is I'm transfering you to Viagra patrol at NAMBLA coventions.

Ouch!

Red

**ripped4fsu** · 11-24-2003, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

I'm an undercover agent with the DEA....... uh shit..... I mean..... ummmm..... I ... uhhhh....damn....2 years of surveilence down the tubes.

that shit made me bust out laughing!!

I'm too brain dead today to think of something clever so I'll just tell the truth...
I'm a software consultant.. IE: Whore for the industry being pimped out weekly to the highest bidder... but it's a living!

**BUYLONGTERM** · 11-24-2003, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN

I'm an undercover agent with the DEA....... uh shit..... I mean..... ummmm..... I ... uhhhh....damn....2 years of surveilence down the tubes.

YOU SOB!!! How could you???

LMAO!!!!!

**FCECC2** · 11-24-2003, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Are you serious bro???

Last I heard that market was mosty controlled by "Mom" Boucher's boys (tu sais qui je veux dire...) in this province.

Red

i dont think they have any interest about porn E-buisness, i know some folks that run there own site without been harrased by bikers... its like AAS, i tough they were controlling this market but it seem like no...

but i got some good contact also...

**FCECC2** · 11-24-2003, 04:22 PM

heres the addy
dont worry boyz, no porn in it, just "under construction"

http://www.roadtrip4sex.com/

**tryingtogetbig** · 11-24-2003, 04:41 PM

pharmaceutical rep...I sell drugs for a living! Legally.

**bigol'legs** · 11-24-2003, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig

pharmaceutical rep...I sell drugs for a living! Legally.

wanna make it illegal???

**tryingtogetbig** · 11-24-2003, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

wanna make it illegal???

lol...I need to change over and be a vet drug rep...man that could be cool!

**bigol'legs** · 11-24-2003, 06:39 PM

well I could be your first client....

**tryingtogetbig** · 11-24-2003, 06:44 PM

veterinarian drug reps have all the good shit...all I have is antibiotics and a specialty drug. A closet full of eq would be handy....

Oh well, at least I don't get sick very often!!

**BigGreen** · 11-24-2003, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by hoss827

Holy shit bro how the hell do you make your cash???? Lucky bastard.

.

My father owned about 50 or so apartment buildings in (state edited). Now, this is NOT to say that I'm set for the rest of my life by any stretch of the imagination, but my siblings and I do get certain amounts of assistance when we get to certain stages of our lives. For example, graduate college and there's money for a vehicle as well as enough money to subsist for the year because my father was a big believer in taking time off between high school and college and college and whatever is next to sort of "find yourself" without the pressure of work. When my sis got married we also found out there'd be money for a home upon marriage. My dad specifically structured his estate so that we'd be unable to live like freeloaders off of his business and instead structured it so that we'd be given a bit of assistance along the way at just the right points. We have ZERO idea what we have coming, if anything, save for things that have already happened (marriage, college graduation, etc)...only my dad's attorney knows. At this point, the only thing i care about is that I'm at some point given enough cash to start my lobster business, so I can make BigTexan eat his words.