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    Redneck medical terms

    Saw this on another board, and had to have this over here for BIG TEXAN, Pheedno and the rest


    Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
    Artery......................... The study of paintings.
    Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
    Caesarean Section............... A neighbourhood in Rome.
    Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
    Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
    Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
    D&C............................ Where Washington is.
    Dilate......................... To live long.
    Enema.......................... Not a friend.
    Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula......................... A small lie.
    G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid......................... A higher offer.
    Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
    Node........................... I knew it.
    Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
    Secretion...................... Hiding something.
    Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
    Tablet......................... A small table.
    Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumour.......................... One plus one more.
    Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
    Varicose....................... Near by/close by

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    Lmao...those are pretty good

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    Funny stuff 956...lol

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    Just emailed that onto my ditch jumper buddies.

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    Lmao @ Rectum

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    funny.

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    **** it honey they is makin fun of us all...wshat say we head back to the trailor sis and show em...just cause we aint got no branches in our family tree don't mean we is dumb...

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    thought this was worthy of a bump

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    Those rule! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    Saw this on another board, and had to have this over here for BIG TEXAN, Pheedno and the rest
    So what are you saying? That all of us from Texas are rednecks? Is that what you're saying? What do you have to say for yourself?







    J/J

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    LOL, rednecks are everywhere not just in Texas.

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