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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
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    from the ground.....

    ....while lying on your stomach

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    P.S. I realize thats not a very funny comeback but its all i got right now...

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    i'm 6'3".. can't complain

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    im 5 7' and yes i hate tall people

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    Quote Originally Posted by brian11
    ....while lying on your stomach

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    P.S. I realize thats not a very funny comeback but its all i got right now...


    made me

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    *amn this is old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamd097
    *amn this is old...
    Agreed. And it got old for a reason.

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    I'm only 5 ft 10 myself but that never stopped me from tossing around my 6 ft 4 300 lb brother around like a rag doll

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    Also it depends on where you live at to whether your height is average etc...When living in NYC I was above average at 5 ft 10...In Spain I was a Giant too...I was short in Arizona and NC...so go figure

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    oh brother lol you guys try being my size for a day, you'll have a whole new appreciation for your size after! 5'2" 115, I get tired of hearing how tiny I am and how fragile I must be

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    I am 6'2'' and I like it I am not a giant and I am not short perfect height imo

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    im 6'1 or 6'2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    can i get in on this rant too.............i ****ing hate being short too..........i'm 5'4........which is average for a female......but i so wish i was taller......wouls do anything to be taller even like a few inches..........i just feel like all the girls 5'9+ automatically have better bodies.....and they can hold their weight better........i used to only date guy 6'+ only.......but the guy im seeing now is 5'7.........so it all depends......i dont care about height as much anymore........
    I'm 5'1 and I love it. Wouldn't be tall for nothing. And Palme your height is perfect. I prefer a man that I don't need a ladder to kiss!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
    oh brother lol you guys try being my size for a day, you'll have a whole new appreciation for your size after! 5'2" 115, I get tired of hearing how tiny I am and how fragile I must be
    Heee heee. I heard that for about 10 min in my Defensive Tactics class from my 6'+, 230+ partner. Until I put him in a leg lock he couldn't get out of. He asked what was my secret....I just smiled

    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Heee heee. I heard that for about 10 min in my Defensive Tactics class from my 6'+, 230+ partner. Until I put him in a leg lock he couldn't get out of. He asked what was my secret....I just smiled


    lol, you show em all sweetie for all us lil short girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Heee heee. I heard that for about 10 min in my Defensive Tactics class from my 6'+, 230+ partner. Until I put him in a leg lock he couldn't get out of. He asked what was my secret....I just smiled



    leg lock?? huh?? i think i could get of it....if i wanted to.....

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    YOU KNOW WHAT???

    FuC$ you short folks......... YOU guys can get bigger faster than the tall skinny peeps IMO.

    If I was shorter I could have Hogan arms and thick legs
    Fuk% off

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    i was 5ft 4 @ 14 and wasnt supposed to get any taller. I may not be 6ft+ but im bloody grateful for every inch i have!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    leg lock?? huh?? i think i could get of it....if i wanted to.....
    Hmmmmm But...the question is... would you want to????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    It's all about confidence.... If i know him or not.. i just call out to the guy... tell him he is freakishly tall... and that i get to buy my pants off the rack..

    I'm 5'9" 60" around the shoulders.. that wide you mean.???

    it usually gets a laugh..


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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard

    Never show fear, or hesitation.. remember the big dog barks... the little dog bites...
    I dont know what kind of dogs you are around, but its usually the small ones that bark then run. The big ones will just bypass the barking and right to attack if they so chooose. Clever saying but doesnt seem to hold much valor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Hmmmmm But...the question is... would you want to????


    nope....

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    6'1 here and had no idea you little guys hated so much... better watch my back around the oompa loompa's

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    Quote Originally Posted by trailrider38
    6'1 here and had no idea you little guys hated so much... better watch my back around the oompa loompa's
    I'm not.................. but that's a good one....... oompa loompas


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    i know mart will concur with me... we hate everyone...equallly so dont call racism..

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    im 6'1 or 6'2.. 220 lbs big n seckay with a large... wallet..

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    im 5-9 and i dont mind being short and never had a problem getting poon. Gotta like who you are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Soprano
    im 5-9 and i dont mind being short and never had a problem getting poon. Gotta like who you are!
    dude im 5 9 and im not short..lol we are semi tall bro...semi tall, dont let em mind screw you like that...they are just jealous bc we look better than a tall lanky geek..hahaha to all you tall geeks..lol

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    5'4, short people are f*cking strong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    dude im 5 9 and im not short..lol we are semi tall bro...semi tall, dont let em mind screw you like that...they are just jealous bc we look better than a tall lanky geek..hahaha to all you tall geeks..lol

    is that right





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    Quote Originally Posted by Sierra_Breeze
    oh brother lol you guys try being my size for a day, you'll have a whole new appreciation for your size after! 5'2" 115, I get tired of hearing how tiny I am and how fragile I must be


    That is perfect for me.. Im 5'7-5'8 and 165lbs and really solid and lean? Im proportioned to LL Kool J in that 'love you better video', just much smaller... I went out with a girl who was 4'10 and 95lbs.. That was a bit too small, but I let it slide until I had to dump her after she cheated on me with her Ex, but thats another story.. Any way, a girl around 5'2 and 115lbs is dope... And if you tan and have a nice stomach, I would put a ring on your finger faster then u can say 'cum'....

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    i am 5'9 190, my roomate is 6'6 205, it sucks going out picking up chicks with him, we look like a fun mirror, i am short and stocky, and he is tall and skinny

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    I hear ya all and all I know is that being 5'5 1/2 SUX monkey dung. I may be strong as an ox and thick as a buick, but if the cute girl across the room CANT SEE me than what does it matter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i am 5'9 190, my roomate is 6'6 205, it sucks going out picking up chicks with him, we look like a fun mirror, i am short and stocky, and he is tall and skinny
    ha reminds me of how it used to be with me and my mate, only i was 5ft8 and 140 he was 6ft3 and 260+. Never seemed to hurt my chances tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoobJuice
    YOU KNOW WHAT???

    FuC$ you short folks......... YOU guys can get bigger faster than the tall skinny peeps IMO.

    If I was shorter I could have Hogan arms and thick legs
    Fuk% off
    Thats the dumbest logic EVER. We "shorter" people may be able to get bigger faster, but we will NEVER be able to get taller. So if you are tall and it takes you a little longer, than I think you are better off then someone who WILL NEVER get ANY taller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tryin2getHUGE
    I hear ya all and all I know is that being 5'5 1/2 SUX monkey dung. I may be strong as an ox and thick as a buick, but if the cute girl across the room CANT SEE me than what does it matter?

    hey where'd ya go??? anyone see that guy that was....ooohhh there you are....


    don't worry bro....you can sit on my shoulders....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    hey where'd ya go??? anyone see that guy that was....ooohhh there you are....


    don't worry bro....you can sit on my shoulders....lol
    Very F'in funny bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tryin2getHUGE
    Very F'in funny bro


    jus messin with you bro....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    jus messin with you bro....
    I know you are ... it's all good. It used to bother me but I am used to it so it goes with the flow.

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    Man - saw this thread pop up again, got scared, ran downstairs to measure myself because I swore I shrunk....but nope still 6'4"....



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