Lets show Rambo some love people

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 08:41 AM

He's confided in me that hes going through some changes......and I felt that as a community we should come together and show him some love...

**Mart651** · 12-03-2003, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

He's confided in me that hes going through some changes......and I felt that as a community we should come together and show him some love...

I guess since he's confided in you ,you can't tell us but much respect anyways.

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 08:45 AM

You make it sound like I'm going through Menopause.

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by mart651

I guess since he's confided in you ,you can't tell us but much respect anyways.

That's very nice of you, I honestly appreciate it. I would appreciate it more if something was actually wrong with me. With the exception of the usual.

**bigdog81** · 12-03-2003, 08:48 AM

we're all on your team cuz.
hope everything goes ok...
are you doin the "surgery"?
just joking bro..

**Mart651** · 12-03-2003, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

He's confided in me that hes going through some changes......and I felt that as a community we should come together and show him some love...

when the bro's get a hold of this one it could get ugly.I just refrained because I thought it might be serious.

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 08:50 AM

No no. I'm fine. MJunkie watched Steel Magnolias again this morning, so he's trying to reach out to everyone.

**Mart651** · 12-03-2003, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

No no. I'm fine. MJunkie watched Steel Magnolias again this morning, so he's trying to reach out to everyone.

ok good, you probably wouldn't make an attractive women but to each their own. lol

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 09:13 AM

Man I tried to help a fellow bro out and this is the thanks I get....

**Mart651** · 12-03-2003, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

Man I tried to help a fellow bro out and this is the thanks I get....

much respect to you also

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 09:20 AM

I often wonder why it is that I don't have a pocket vagina. I mean, I usually carry around a Papaya and randomly fornicate with it, most usually on the bus, or at the local preschool playground, but it's just not the same. I've gone through 18 Papayas in two days. I'm starting to think I need a heartier fruit. Maybe a pomogranite will suffice. That would most likely stain my penis red. However, the upside to having a red penis is the ability to pick up on Chinese girls by simply exposing myself. **** **** **** **** ****ing ass **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** mother****ing **** **** **** vaseline.

**Juggernaut** · 12-03-2003, 09:23 AM

Whatever it is Rambo you have friends here bro. Not me......but I'm sure some of the other bros like you. Hahahahaha Just clowning with you bro, I'm here for you....well not literally.......more like "here for you" via the end of some wires but it's sort of the same....I guess. If you need anything don't hesitate to ask Mass. hahahahahaha

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 09:24 AM

Nothing is wrong with me! Look what you've done MJunkie.

**Mart651** · 12-03-2003, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

I often wonder why it is that I don't have a pocket vagina. I mean, I usually carry around a Papaya and randomly fornicate with it, most usually on the bus, or at the local preschool playground, but it's just not the same. I've gone through 18 Papayas in two days. I'm starting to think I need a heartier fruit. Maybe a pomogranite will suffice. That would most likely stain my penis red. However, the upside to having a red penis is the ability to pick up on Chinese girls by simply exposing myself. **** **** **** **** ****ing ass **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** mother****ing **** **** **** vaseline.

maybe a change would be good for you

**Juggernaut** · 12-03-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

I often wonder why it is that I don't have a pocket vagina. I mean, I usually carry around a Papaya and randomly fornicate with it, most usually on the bus, or at the local preschool playground, but it's just not the same. I've gone through 18 Papayas in two days. I'm starting to think I need a heartier fruit. Maybe a pomogranite will suffice. That would most likely stain my penis red. However, the upside to having a red penis is the ability to pick up on Chinese girls by simply exposing myself. **** **** **** **** ****ing ass **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** mother****ing **** **** **** vaseline.

Can't you use a hot apple pie from Mickey D's like a normal man? hahahahaha

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 09:28 AM

Sometimes I masturbate when it rains. I don't know why, I think it has something to do with the wetness. Last time it rained I went down to the supermarket and bought a 6 gallon jug of lotion. I told the lady at the checkout that I was "ashy". I suppose that the peanut butter and dog food didn't help. Nor did the "How to get your dog to lick peanut butter off your testicles" manual I bought. I'm glad I paid with cash. I like peas.

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

Nothing is wrong with me! Look what you've done MJunkie.

Thats what friends are for.......I wrote a song about it....like to hear it..here it goes...

And I never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad I got the change to say That I do believe I love you
And if I should ever go away
Well then close your eyes and try
To feel the way we do today and then if you can remember

Keep smilin' keep shinin'
Knowing you can always count on me for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

Well you came and opened me
And now there's so much more I see
A so by the way I thank you
And then for the times when we're apart
Well then close your eyes and know
These words are coming from my heart
And then if you can remember

Keep smilin' keep shinin'
Knowing you can always count on me for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 10:05 AM

You and Burt Bacharach are so sensitive. In all honestly, I think I'm going to see a shrink. I don't want advice, or analysis, I know what my problems are. I just want the asshole to sit down, listen to all the **** things I have to say, and never see him again. Which shouldn't be too big of a deal considering after I am finsihed he will most likely quit psychiatry, move to Nepal and castrate himself.

**bigdog81** · 12-03-2003, 10:09 AM

give me ur address rambo..
i know this hot a## escort i can get for ya..
we can start up a collection around the board and rent her for ya for a couple of hrs or something....anything to take the stress off CUZ.

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by bigdog81

give me ur address rambo..
i know this hot a## escort i can get for ya..
we can start up a collection around the board and rent her for ya for a couple of hrs or something....anything to take the stress off CUZ.

Lmao.....I have an extra...$5.00 I can offer for the cause...

**WiLLpOwEr** · 12-03-2003, 10:37 AM

There ya go.

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by WiLLpOwEr

There ya go.

AWWWW.

**bigdog81** · 12-03-2003, 10:49 AM

ite rambo....she's on here way.....but look fast..cause $12 was all i was able to raise....so thats only enough for her walk by your house......
unless you want to out bid mass junkie..
he's thrown in $20 to have her come to his house

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by bigdog81

ite rambo....she's on here way.....but look fast..cause $12 was all i was able to raise....so thats only enough for her walk by your house......
unless you want to out bid mass junkie..
he's thrown in $20 to have her come to his house

couldnt resist......she said she offers a true GFE...

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 10:52 AM

I hope this hooker is a good swimmer. 3,000 miles over the pacific is along ways.

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

I hope this hooker is a good swimmer. 3,000 miles over the pacific is along ways.

Ecort bro....dont be disrespecting the b i t c h like that..

**Juggernaut** · 12-03-2003, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

I hope this hooker is a good swimmer. 3,000 miles over the pacific is along ways.

Well if she is at least let her catch her breath before you assualt her and give her a protein bar for the swim home. hahahaha

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 10:57 AM

I have a better protein source to give her.

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

I have a better protein source to give her.

Isopure?

**bigdog81** · 12-03-2003, 11:03 AM

relax....boys...
i forgot to tell you...
you can get her twin..for an extra $15
my last check went to the skirts boyz...lol

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 11:03 AM

No, there's a new blend out called "Nutsopure".

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

No, there's a new blend out called "Nutsopure".

How does it taste?....

**bigdog81** · 12-03-2003, 11:12 AM

that was funny....
i caught myself laughin out loud on that one....

**Juggernaut** · 12-03-2003, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

No, there's a new blend out called "Nutsopure".

Well now, there's a protein source I'll not be utilizing in the future. Sounds like a brand best suited for the ladies. hahahahaha

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by mass junkie

How does it taste?....

What do you mean? You were my focus group.

**partyboynyc** · 12-03-2003, 11:15 AM

feeling not so fresh these days???talk to me bro.it's ok, we've all been there

right now my crotch smells like a god**** lobster shanty after not showering for three days.you'll get through this

**Juggernaut** · 12-03-2003, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

What do you mean? You were my focus group.

Well thanks a lot for letting the cat out of the bag! **** it you and Palme can't keep a secret to save your life. Btw, I'm all out.....send more. hahahahahahahaha

**rambo** · 12-03-2003, 11:19 AM

I really do appreciate all the support, but I'm still as crazy as I was yesterday, MJunkie made the whole thing up. And partyboy, Lobster Shanty is delicious. But not as good as crotch clam chowder.

**mass junkie** · 12-03-2003, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

I really do appreciate all the support, but I'm still as crazy as I was yesterday, MJunkie made the whole thing up. And partyboy, Lobster Shanty is delicious. But not as good as crotch clam chowder.

Denial is the first sign my brother..........We're all here to help you get through this.....everything is going to be alright...

**slamd097** · 12-03-2003, 11:38 AM

rambo...good to see you comung outta your shell..how big you gonna go for?? c-cup or d? ha ha ha . see what you made me do MAss???!!

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