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    Pre Bulimia

    i have this lovely new diet called the pre bulimia diet. you can eat whatever you want. you just cant swallow it! next time you want to take a bite of that pizza do it! just spit it out after you're done chewing let me know if this works for you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
    i have this lovely new diet called the pre bulimia diet. you can eat whatever you want. you just cant swallow it! next time you want to take a bite of that pizza do it! just spit it out after you're done chewing let me know if this works for you...


    I think id swallow....

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    You usually do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    You usually do.
    lmao...that was my first thought too

    you dirty minded sob's....

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    I remember I once saw a dieting tip that suggested to do that...Chew it and quickly spit it out. Quench your urges...It also suggested like smelling the food.

    I dont know about you guys but if I tried either I'd just eat the food....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AbsolutelyLethal
    I remember I once saw a dieting tip that suggested to do that...Chew it and quickly spit it out. Quench your urges...It also suggested like smelling the food.

    I dont know about you guys but if I tried either I'd just eat the food....
    Yea, sorry, no way i'd chew up a peanut butter cup or a slice of pizza...and not swallow it...

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    my dad actually does this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anadrol devourer
    i have this lovely new diet called the pre bulimia diet. you can eat whatever you want. you just cant swallow it! next time you want to take a bite of that pizza do it! just spit it out after you're done chewing let me know if this works for you...
    My brother is a fitness model. He has like ZERO bodyfat. He eats junk food and spits it out.

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    i could never.......i mean i would think the opposite......if you want to avoid eating something, dont be around it.........if your smelling it or even putting it in your mouth......its only going to make you want it more........
    Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    i could never.......i mean i would think the opposite......if you want to avoid eating something, dont be around it.........if your smelling it or even putting it in your mouth......its only going to make you want it more........
    I agree. You put it in your mouth. You might as well swallow.

    (I know I left myself wide open for a joke with that comment)

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    I found out that my dad does the chew and spit method...He told me he had 3 pieces of chocolate BUT he promptly spit them out before swallowing them....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AbsolutelyLethal
    I found out that my dad does the chew and spit method...He told me he had 3 pieces of chocolate BUT he promptly spit them out before swallowing them....
    I just ate a KitKat. I didn't spit... I swallowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I just ate a KitKat. I didn't spit... I swallowed.
    2 count them TWO poptarts for me this afternoon! Oh the humanity of it all!


    But I would never spit out good food. I've gone hungry before so I know how it feels and in my book wasting perfectly good food while people in your town are starving is one of the greatest sins.

    Now in keeping with the funnyness of this thread (wouldn't want to be a fun spoiler!) here is the perfect device!
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    You I agree. You put it in your mouth. You might as well swallow.

    (I know I left myself wide open for a joke with that comment)

    You sure did Carlos.....

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    ally mcbeal wouldnt need that hand if she would only follow my diet expertise!

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    Any bulimic who's been at it awhile, they don't have to use a finger. They can throw up just by thinking about it.

    One of my friends used to be bulimic. I call her fat ass all of the time just to mess with her. She calls me skinny and tells me I need to gain weight. I think we enable each others disorders.

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    practice makes perfect? i can just imagine the models in the bathroom "i dont even get my hand messy anymore, i can throw up at will"

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    I tried...cant keep from swallowing the Krispy-Kreme doughnuts!

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