For my own amusement, I will be posting in very incorrect Olde English for the remainder of the weekend. I have no idea why I'm doing this...but i've decided that I must. I hope this helps. Thank you for your time.
EDIT: this will certainly, as the title "doth" imply, get very annoying (and probably quick)...i'm hoping some comic good comes from it. And, like I said, I just feel compelled to do it...can't explain why.