Thyne keeper of time on myne computer doth dicate the timeth as 11:59. Within thyne passing of a minute, I shalt be freed from thy bondage of Olde English speak and shalt revert quite merrily to thy usage of modern English. Fun it hath been and this young knave doth hope thoust hath enjoyed thee pretenses and divine comedy.
The time now being midnite, I'm scrapping the old english routine, and definitely for the better, as I found myself accidentally working it into IM discussions over the weekend. Good to type-speak normally again.
EDIT: oops forgot to footnote (I should talk with Terinox) for those that might be confused by this post*
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