Results 1 to 27 of 27
  1. #1
    Pheedno is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Miller's Crossing
    Posts
    6,272

    Forgot my **** shaker

    I now have to pour the protein powder directly in my mouth and slosh water around to swallow

  2. #2
    Pheedno is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Miller's Crossing
    Posts
    6,272
    And it's not too good. **** is stuck all in my teeth, and has a bitterness that is quite unfavorable

  3. #3
    TheDfromGC's Avatar
    TheDfromGC is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    a building
    Posts
    2,038
    id puke if i had to do that...just drinking my normal **** makes me nearly gag

  4. #4
    Mart651's Avatar
    Mart651 is offline The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    chatt
    Posts
    3,136
    ****, I just put it in a glass and stir.Maybe its true. When you get that big it cuts the oxygen to your brain.
    J/K

  5. #5
    slamd097's Avatar
    slamd097 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    az
    Posts
    740
    **** Mart...

    um..didn't some one else forget their shaker a little while ago?? I am sure there are easier ways to accomplish the task at hand...

  6. #6
    MachZ's Avatar
    MachZ is offline Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    630
    Do what the guy does in the milk comercial, put the powder in your mouth, then water and tilt your head back and girggle till its mixed..lol
    That suxs bro, you probably won't forget it again.

    Peace MachZ

  7. #7
    Mart651's Avatar
    Mart651 is offline The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    chatt
    Posts
    3,136
    Quote Originally Posted by slamd097
    **** Mart...

    um..didn't some one else forget their shaker a little while ago?? I am sure there are easier ways to accomplish the task at hand...
    I knew I messed something but could not pass up the chance to sound like an ass.

  8. #8
    PTbyJason's Avatar
    PTbyJason is offline Retired Admin
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    70,179
    For someone that is usually brilliant with their posts, I am going to take advantage of this and give advice to you for the first time.


    There was an easier way of doing this. Go buy a bottle water and pour out some of the water. Make a funnel out of a piece of paper and pour the protein powder into the watter bottle. Shake and drink.

  9. #9
    Pheedno is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Miller's Crossing
    Posts
    6,272

    Bunch of assholes,

    My house is 2 min away, I'd leave and go get my shaker if I could.

  10. #10
    Pheedno is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Miller's Crossing
    Posts
    6,272
    assholes -CYC forgot one

  11. #11
    PTbyJason's Avatar
    PTbyJason is offline Retired Admin
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    70,179
    I just feel so amazing right now. So many times I feel so stupid knowing that I cannot top the advice that Pheedno gives, and now he has protein stuck to his teeth.

    What a great day!!!

  12. #12
    the_rebirth's Avatar
    the_rebirth is offline Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    773
    Quote Originally Posted by PTbyJason
    Go buy a bottle water and pour out some of the water. Make a funnel out of a piece of paper and pour the protein powder into the watter bottle. Shake and drink.

    werd... i have done this numerous times.. i would never put the powder in my mouth. hah



    ~Ricky

  13. #13
    monster.'s Avatar
    monster. is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    DETROIT ZOO
    Posts
    2,217
    "You hear that Ace, I hear a lil girl Ace"

    I am so impaitent, i just take my powder, mix it in a cup of water and down it... I can't stand cleaning my blender and buying icecream and bull****...

    I never tried taking a scoop, pouring it my mouth, and swishing it with water... Next you'll be doing lines of protein!!!

    woo hoo good times!!!

  14. #14
    slamd097's Avatar
    slamd097 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    az
    Posts
    740
    I have to agree with Jason...(not brown nosing)

    But for someone so brilliant, you couldn't turn your copy machine or fax machine into a blender??!!

    I am surprised...Macguyver would have been able to!!

  15. #15
    Dude-Man's Avatar
    Dude-Man is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Nowhere, USA
    Posts
    5,966
    Quote Originally Posted by Pheedno
    I now have to pour the protein powder directly in my mouth and slosh water around to swallow
    Welcome to my life. Try to do it a scoop at a time. gets it all down faster.

  16. #16
    chicamahomico's Avatar
    chicamahomico is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Hoss's Moms bedroom
    Posts
    2,769
    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    Welcome to my life. Try to do it a scoop at a time. gets it all down faster.
    Can I ask why you would eat the powder stright up and wash it down rather than buy a bar or carry a cup with you. Although I agree carrying a cup is gay and somewhat of an annoyance.

  17. #17
    Captainutrition is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Katy, TX
    Posts
    386
    This is just too funny. I hope you wern't looking for someone to give you a hug and tell you it was OK.

  18. #18
    Pheedno is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Miller's Crossing
    Posts
    6,272
    OK bozos, listen here

    1. I am at work
    2. I have protein
    3. I have a Gallon jug filled with water
    4. I cannot leave my desk untill after 2:30
    5. I am not going to pour out most of the water in my GALLON jug to mix a couple scoops of protein

    SO
    Gallon Jug of Water
    Protein powder
    No glasses
    No way of leaving my desk

  19. #19
    Mart651's Avatar
    Mart651 is offline The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    chatt
    Posts
    3,136
    Quote Originally Posted by Pheedno
    OK bozos, listen here

    1. I am at work
    2. I have protein
    3. I have a Gallon jug filled with water
    4. I cannot leave my desk untill after 2:30
    5. I am not going to pour out most of the water in my GALLON jug to mix a couple scoops of protein

    SO
    Gallon Jug of Water
    Protein powder
    No glasses
    No way of leaving my desk
    so what if you have to piss.

  20. #20
    chicamahomico's Avatar
    chicamahomico is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Hoss's Moms bedroom
    Posts
    2,769
    Quote Originally Posted by Pheedno
    OK bozos, listen here

    1. I am at work
    2. I have protein
    3. I have a Gallon jug filled with water
    4. I cannot leave my desk untill after 2:30
    5. I am not going to pour out most of the water in my GALLON jug to mix a couple scoops of protein

    SO
    Gallon Jug of Water
    Protein powder
    No glasses
    No way of leaving my desk
    I am a bozo but I may have found a hole in your story......"No way of leaving my desk". What, you gonna **** your pants because you can't get up to use the bathroom? Claim bathrrom break, get up and find a cup for gods sakes man!!

  21. #21
    Pheedno is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Miller's Crossing
    Posts
    6,272
    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    I am a bozo but I may have found a hole in your story......"No way of leaving my desk". What, you gonna **** your pants because you can't get up to use the bathroom? Claim bathrrom break, get up and find a cup for gods sakes man!!

    I don't really have a boss so I could get up and leave if I really wanted to. BUT today is payroll day, and if I miss... ahh hell, forget it

  22. #22
    PTbyJason's Avatar
    PTbyJason is offline Retired Admin
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    70,179
    Today's question of the day.....Did Pheedno make the same mistake again?

    I have a feeling he wouldn't tell us even if he did.

  23. #23
    slamd097's Avatar
    slamd097 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    az
    Posts
    740
    LMAO...i doubt it...but if he did, ill be he yurns his copy machine into a blender...

  24. #24
    bigol'legs's Avatar
    bigol'legs is offline Quadzilla
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    MT
    Posts
    5,066
    You know protein can be ingested anally right?

  25. #25
    BUYLONGTERM's Avatar
    BUYLONGTERM is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Posts
    8,071
    Hell, all I do is stir it in a cup for a bit, then I swish it between my teeth to break down the powder.....

  26. #26
    Bigboy123's Avatar
    Bigboy123 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Far East Coast...
    Posts
    1,531
    I did the same thing once... I remember it was horrible... I feel for u.....

  27. #27
    bermich's Avatar
    bermich is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    4,693
    This is almost a newbie question
    "What do I do when I dont have a shaker to mix my protien in?"

    You guys actually drink that crap with water?? FOUL

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •