Three men -- Cycleon, Pheedno, and Big Texan -- were sitting naked in a sauna (don't ask). Suddenly there was a beeping sound. Cycleon pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. Pheedno and Big Texan looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said " I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. Pheedno lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a chip in my hand."
Now Big Texan felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. Cycleon and Pheedno raised their eyebrows and stared at him. Big Texan finally said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax."
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