It’s zero degrees. The snow is falling steadier than metronome. Roads are slick, everyone’s sick. It’s a wonder why most industrial cities are located in places as bitter as this.
WTF?
I can’t live here anymore. This poopie is crazy. I’m not made for this. Maybe a few more cycles of roids, give me some hair on my back and I will.
I don’t want to, and can barely make it to the gym in this treacherous weather.
You cats from Texas, from Cali…you have it made with your 60 degree weather right now. Maybe some of you have 40 degree weather. Burrr. How unsympathetic I am.
Serenity now.
Doc