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  1. 01-15-2004, 10:27 PM #1
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    So anyways only one of my legs is shaved and it has been this way for a couple days

    That is how you can tell I'm on drugs again. I started with one because let's face it, shaving your legs sounds like a great idea and one that shouldn't demand overly much work when you're stoned. It took me like 25 minutes to finish the right one in the shower and by then I was tired and bleeding really badly so I called it quits. Plus, I was out of hot water and had been for some time I was just starting to realize. Anyways, I thought for sure I'd finish the other leg later but haven't yet. I have to go to the gym tomorrow so I really should get on this. MAybe I'll just wear some nice tight spandex shorts along with some bright pink ear muffs and hope no one notices I'm profoundly weird. **** society.
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  2. 01-15-2004, 10:28 PM #2
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    pants??????????
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  3. 01-15-2004, 10:31 PM #3
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    i say go for the spandex and earmuffs. or shave half of your entire body for ****s and giggles. that will show people.
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  4. 01-15-2004, 10:41 PM #4
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    Nathan it's really not all that difficult to shave ones legs...i do it every day....w/out cutting myself...I have a never mind that..........anyway....use a fresh razor and not one you've used on your face.......why not get one of those person buzz cutters and just buzz it down to the lowest level?

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  5. 01-15-2004, 10:53 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    Nathan it's really not all that difficult to shave ones legs...i do it every day....w/out cutting myself...I have a never mind that..........anyway....use a fresh razor and not one you've used on your face.......why not get one of those person buzz cutters and just buzz it down to the lowest level?

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    Are thos things expensive?
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  6. 01-15-2004, 11:16 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Are thos things expensive?
    It's out of the price range of those who work the night shift at convenience stores.
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  7. 01-15-2004, 11:21 PM #7
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    Only one leg shaved, i do that all the time, mostly when im feeling lonely, kinda feels like ive got a chick sleeping next to me, go ahead try it i know ya wanna
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    lmao...

    finish shaving only the one side of your body...completely, scalp and all. just tell everyone you're auditioning for one of those commercials where they compare 2 hair care (or in this case, removal) products by using one on one half, and a second for the other half...one of them apparently worked really well...

    if they laugh at you, you can tell them they've crushed your liftetime's ambition and sent you into a downward spiral of depression...
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  9. 01-16-2004, 04:37 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    It's out of the price range of those who work the night shift at convenience stores.
    It's on now. I also bounce so let's not forget that colossal source of income as well.
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  10. 01-16-2004, 04:41 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    It's on now. I also bounce so let's not forget that colossal source of income as well.
    True. Let's not forget about all the work you do for The Catholic Church, either.
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  11. 01-16-2004, 04:44 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Are thos things expensive?


    nope, plus you can use it on your entire body.....

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  12. 01-16-2004, 05:42 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    nope, plus you can use it on your entire body.....

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    dont give him any more ideas
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    See....this is why I am certain there can never be an AR gathering. If Rambo and Nathan were to met, at the same place at the same time...........I'm throughly convinced it will seriously **** up the space time continueum (sp) if not out and out cause the world to explode.

    I have to ask, what's so wrong about just letting the stuff grow? I've never gotten the nerve to shave everything.
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  14. 01-17-2004, 12:30 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    True. Let's not forget about all the work you do for The Catholic Church, either.
    How do you know I DON'T work for the Catholic Chruch? Huh tough guy? I could totally work for the Catholic Church. What's up now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    How do you know I DON'T work for the Catholic Chruch? Huh tough guy? I could totally work for the Catholic Church. What's up now?
    I'm sorry Father. I don't have much to say. I've been sitting on my balcony throwing feces at passers-by. I hope they find it as endearing as I find it delicious.
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  16. 01-17-2004, 12:44 AM #16
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    I know how you feel Nathan. I only shave one ball last night. Now one gets cold at night one doesn't :O
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  17. 01-17-2004, 01:02 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    I know how you feel Nathan. I only shave one ball last night. Now one gets cold at night one doesn't :O
    That's a lot of sharing man.
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    What you want me to post a pic Nat? I'm ****ed up now I'll do it
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  19. 01-17-2004, 01:23 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    What you want me to post a pic Nat? I'm ****ed up now I'll do it
    No,no I believe you.
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  20. 01-17-2004, 04:30 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

    I have to ask, what's so wrong about just letting the stuff grow? I've never gotten the nerve to shave everything.

    Do I really need to explain it to you?????????????????

    *smile*

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  21. 01-17-2004, 04:54 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    Do I really need to explain it to you?????????????????

    *smile*

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    YES..but don't rush.......take your time and don't leave out any of the details. hahahaha
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    Making a statement bro?
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