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  1. 01-17-2004, 01:46 AM #1
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    I was attacked by a tiger today.

    The ****er was huge and he came at me with a ferocity that could only be rivaled by some really fat guy going to town on a cherry pie. His teeth bared, he leapt for my throat, tearing and slashing with wild abandon. I threw myself bodily backwards, landing square on my dumper and letting out a loud but dainty cry of anguish.
    "Go **** yourself," I snarled. But the beast refused quite adamantly to **** itself and seemed far more interesting in mutilating me.
    In desperation, I reached into my pocket and pulled out a fistful of loose change. I drew my throwing arm back quickly and let fly the tiny metallic missiles. With a loud "thwap" they struck the ****er's head, and luckily two particularly well-placed pennies blinded the bastard.
    I quickly undid my belt and removed my pants, wrapping them about the beast's neck. Clearly I could have just used my belt and kept my pants on but I was a little preoccupied and not really thinking. I think you'll agree it was a socially acceptable thing to do given the circumstances. I began to choke the life from the brute, screaming obscenities and humping gently at its torso.
    I finished my business withthe corpse and went about the remainder of my day.
    It's all true. I swear to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ so you better believe me or else eat a bag of dicks.
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  2. 01-17-2004, 01:50 AM #2
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    Nathan, stop reading them winnie the pooh books before you go to sleep. They're giving you nightmares.
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  3. 01-17-2004, 01:52 AM #3
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    Nathan, I want what your smokin bro. Must be some good ****
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    Hi nathan
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  5. 01-17-2004, 01:56 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    Nathan, I want what your smokin bro. Must be some good ****
    Tough, you can't have any. Hey man, if you're ever in my area, let me know. We'll partake in a good smoking session.
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  6. 01-17-2004, 02:14 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Tough, you can't have any. Hey man, if you're ever in my area, let me know. We'll partake in a good smoking session.
    I'd love to bro but your way the hell up there. If I ever come visit FI and Excess well all get together though bro
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  7. 01-17-2004, 02:17 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by RON
    I'd love to bro but your way the hell up there. If I ever come visit FI and Excess well all get together though bro
    Sounds good to me.
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