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  1. 01-21-2004, 08:23 AM #1
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    Questions often thought of but never answered

    Questions often thought of but never answered.....


    Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

    Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that
    something new to eat will have materialized?

    On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many
    pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

    Why do people keep running over a string a d ozen times with their
    vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
    their vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?


    Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then
    what was the purpose of the bath?

    Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually
    just disappear?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
    cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't
    all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

    Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you
    always think there's still one more step?

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
    falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup
    is how close to the road the stuff is placed? (Love this one)


    In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
    we complained about the heat?

    Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

    Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

    Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
    the heck happened?

    If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who
    really is the dumber sex?

    Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they
    just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

    Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep
    wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly
    ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

    Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?


    Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

    Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense
    in two people remembering the same things right?

    Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to
    live with women?

    If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife
    told you to?
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  2. 01-21-2004, 08:29 AM #2
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    lmao good questions !!!!
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  3. 01-21-2004, 08:29 AM #3
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    deep thoughts...again...de ja vou?
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  4. 01-21-2004, 08:48 AM #4
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    "Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?"

    "Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?"

    lmfao!!! guilty as charged!
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  5. 01-22-2004, 07:42 PM #5
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    why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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  6. 01-22-2004, 07:47 PM #6
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    When you buy hotdogs you get 12 in a pack. When you buy hotdog buns you get ten in a pack. What the **** is up with that??.
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    Women that wear makeup to go to the gym......................
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  8. 01-22-2004, 07:55 PM #8
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    LOL! Someone has been buddha meditating again on top of a mountain.
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    Why is a hot water heater not called just a water heater? I mean, whats the purpose of heating water thats already hot.
    Also, why do drive through ATMs have brail on the buttons?
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    Good questions....lmao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by snatchfactor5
    why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
    LMFAO!!!!!! Hmm...i dunno, maybe so they wont get a bullet in the head?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    LMFAO!!!!!! Hmm...i dunno, maybe so they wont get a bullet in the head?
    dammit...that actually gives (at least a little bit of) a reason...that question is no more fun to me now...you've ruined it.
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    LMAO......great post
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    They were leather.. and they were to keep the head warm............

    Please........................haven't you ever watched zulu zulu zulu..............


    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    dammit...that actually gives (at least a little bit of) a reason...that question is no more fun to me now...you've ruined it.
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    Why do you park in driveways and drive on parkways.
    I actually knwo the answer to this but its still weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    They were leather.. and they were to keep the head warm............

    Please........................haven't you ever watched zulu zulu zulu..............
    actually...no...i'm a little uncultured still
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    No slammmmmmmmmm...........just amazed with the stupid crap stuck in my memory..........

    ****...............


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    actually...no...i'm a little uncultured still
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    LMAO.. were you bored, when you thought of these.. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    No slammmmmmmmmm...........just amazed with the stupid crap stuck in my memory..........

    ****...............
    we've all got it in there...it's just in different areas...i've got my own jar of crap in my head...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    we've all got it in there...it's just in different areas...i've got my own jar of crap in my head...
    You don't want to dare open up my mason jar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    You don't want to dare open up my mason jar
    sounds more like pandora's box to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    sounds more like pandora's box to me...
    BINGO
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    Uh. I dont think I ever wondered about ANY of those questions. Sorry.
    And I often re use my towels like 3 or 4 times.
    And in winter time I keep my house at 70 rather than summer being 100 degrees at 10pm
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    They were leather.. and they were to keep the head warm............

    Please........................haven't you ever watched zulu zulu zulu..............
    zulu zulu zulu??? i thought it was Tora! Tora! Tora!.... but it might just be the crack talkin
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    Yes you the man...

    it was tora tora tora...

    zulu ...........was the shaka zulu movie..

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    zulu zulu zulu??? i thought it was Tora! Tora! Tora!.... but it might just be the crack talkin
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