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01-21-2004, 08:23 AM #1Associate Member
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Questions often thought of but never answered
Questions often thought of but never answered.....
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many
pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Why do people keep running over a string a d ozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
their vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then
what was the purpose of the bath?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually
just disappear?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't
all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you
always think there's still one more step?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup
is how close to the road the stuff is placed? (Love this one)
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
the heck happened?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who
really is the dumber sex?
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they
just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep
wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly
ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense
in two people remembering the same things right?
Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to
live with women?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife
told you to?
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01-21-2004, 08:29 AM #2
lmao good questions !!!!
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01-21-2004, 08:29 AM #3
deep thoughts...again...de ja vou?
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01-21-2004, 08:48 AM #4
"Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?"
"Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?"
lmfao!!! guilty as charged!
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01-22-2004, 07:42 PM #5
why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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01-22-2004, 07:47 PM #6
When you buy hotdogs you get 12 in a pack. When you buy hotdog buns you get ten in a pack. What the **** is up with that??.
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01-22-2004, 07:49 PM #7
Women that wear makeup to go to the gym......................
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01-22-2004, 07:55 PM #8
LOL! Someone has been buddha meditating again on top of a mountain.
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01-22-2004, 08:03 PM #9
Why is a hot water heater not called just a water heater? I mean, whats the purpose of heating water thats already hot.
Also, why do drive through ATMs have brail on the buttons?
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01-22-2004, 08:05 PM #10
Good questions....lmao!
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01-22-2004, 08:05 PM #11Originally Posted by snatchfactor5
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01-22-2004, 08:11 PM #12Originally Posted by hoss827
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01-22-2004, 08:12 PM #13
LMAO......great post
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01-22-2004, 08:15 PM #14
They were leather.. and they were to keep the head warm............
Please........................haven't you ever watched zulu zulu zulu..............
Originally Posted by cb25The answer to your every question
Rules
A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.
If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
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01-22-2004, 08:16 PM #15
Why do you park in driveways and drive on parkways.
I actually knwo the answer to this but its still weird.Last edited by RageControl; 01-22-2004 at 08:23 PM.
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01-22-2004, 08:18 PM #16Originally Posted by spywizard
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01-22-2004, 08:19 PM #17
No slammmmmmmmmm...........just amazed with the stupid crap stuck in my memory..........
****...............
Originally Posted by cb25The answer to your every question
Rules
A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.
If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
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01-22-2004, 08:31 PM #18
LMAO.. were you bored, when you thought of these.. lol
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01-22-2004, 08:38 PM #19Originally Posted by spywizard
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01-22-2004, 08:42 PM #20Originally Posted by cb25
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01-22-2004, 08:43 PM #21Originally Posted by Da Bull
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01-22-2004, 08:46 PM #22Originally Posted by cb25
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01-23-2004, 12:20 AM #23
Uh. I dont think I ever wondered about ANY of those questions. Sorry.
And I often re use my towels like 3 or 4 times.
And in winter time I keep my house at 70 rather than summer being 100 degrees at 10pm
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01-23-2004, 01:31 AM #24Originally Posted by spywizard
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01-23-2004, 03:09 PM #25
Yes you the man...
it was tora tora tora...
zulu ...........was the shaka zulu movie..
good catch.........
Originally Posted by sinista63The answer to your every question
Rules
A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.
If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
Don't Let the Police kick your ass
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01-24-2004, 12:31 PM #26
can god microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it? --Homer Simpson
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