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  1. 01-24-2004, 02:29 PM #1
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    I'm fighting this weekend, any advice. (in keeping with the recent fight threads)

    I'm working on the door of my bar this Sunday night and have a show down at 5am after work. I'm pretty worried my ass will be beat, and here's the situation.

    Well I've worked my fcuking ass off lately, and trained secretly for this fight. Sunday I start at 4pm and finish early, around 23:00hrs and here's where my problem begins.. I'm meeting my regular coach after work to begin preparations for this fight, ney, a show down. From work I'll hit some clubs and strip shows with him for my warm up. After a couple of 'private dances' I'll be ready to enter the octagon (my bed room) where a seething, raging bull of a wife is going to kick my sorry ass royaly. Any resistance from my part will be hopeless, and I'm afraid, very afraid..

    Guys, I implore you, any advice ???
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  2. 01-24-2004, 02:33 PM #2
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    Yeah make sure to get some anal lube and take it like a man...... Remember that your the champ
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  3. 01-24-2004, 02:38 PM #3
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    LOL...this doesn't sound like a standup slugfest, looks like there will be plenty of grappling, and submission involved.. I don't want to know if your a good wrestler, but from what it sounds like, make sure you're in tip top shape so you don't get your ass kicked, and you can brag to us later how the match went..

    LOL I know just to be cautious you should wear a mouth piece, but i think this will go against the whole biting aspect of the maylay...

    Good luck bouncer, you have my blessing

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  4. 01-24-2004, 02:42 PM #4
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    LMAO!! I thought this was a match . What happend bro???? Anyway..hope everything works out between you and the Mrs...good luck bro, you're in my prayers

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  5. 01-24-2004, 02:46 PM #5
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    Take your beating like a man bro. Nothing you can do but put some earplugs on so you don't have to listen and like I tell all my women "just take it bitch"
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    Drink lots of water............

    clean shave everything......

    And take a dump before you show up for the fight...........
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  7. 01-24-2004, 02:49 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Drink lots of water............

    clean shave everything......

    And take a dump before you show up for the fight...........

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  8. 01-24-2004, 03:40 PM #8
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    lol!!!! nice one spy.....
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    and make sure you wipe.
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  10. 01-25-2004, 12:58 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Drink lots of water............

    clean shave everything......

    And take a dump before you show up for the fight...........

    I think this was the best advise yet

    *smile*

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    Bouncer must have gotten his ass kicked pretty bad, almost lunch and he isnt here
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  12. 01-25-2004, 04:14 AM #12
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    Today is the day. Just warming up for it and softening my opponent, ie, breakfast in bed, gentle massage, a little nookie that kind'a sh*t. My plan is to lure her into a false sense of security and hit her between the eyes with it!. I took Spy's advise and have started to load up on water and some KY (for the army boot kick in the arse).

    I'm afraid, very afraid...
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    just remember that surprise is your greatest advantage
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  14. 01-26-2004, 02:34 AM #14
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    Who won? Haha
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