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The other day some one (i dont remeber who or i would give them credit) got some gear in and they wrote:
"Im happier than a bus load of retards going to chucky chees's"....
Im still lauging about that one....
One of my personal favorites is:
"Im out like a fat kid in a dodgeball tournament"
Everyone fill in what their favorite "one liner" is...
Last edited by ColdStone; 01-29-2004 at 02:04 PM.
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were you born that stupid or did you wake up early and practice
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I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
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"**** me freddy" maybe that's not a one liner but it's funny
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those are good....how bout this one
"Happier than a booth full of fat ladies at Krispy Kreme"
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I'll rip off your head and sh!t down your throat...............
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Following that theme......................."I don't have enough meat for all those potatos"Originally Posted by ColdStone
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
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"that aint worth a broke d**k"
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"whatever blows your skirt up"
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"why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free"
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how bout...
"Off like a prom dress"...
this is a good one too...when some one askes you something and your answer is yes say...
"Is a ducks ass water tight?"....haha that makes me laugh everytime
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oh yeah...and following the same principle of the "Is a ducks ass water tight?"...
say..."Is a pigs a$$ pork?"
**** i could go all day laughing at this ****
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how bout
"off your a$$ and on your feet, outta the shade and in the heat"
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When i was a cop i said that all the time.. then i changed it to
"I will rip your arm off your body, and beat you to death with it."
Toooooooooooo FUnny
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How about, "More frustrated then a deaf mute playing Bingo, getting Bingo and trying to holler out Bingo!"
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haha thats good red
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"my grandma always said..."
mallrats. great movie.
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"Does a bear **** in the woods?"
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"It tastes like monkey... monkey thats passed it's prime!" - Chris Griffin, Family Guy
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how bout...
Im hapier than a busload of gay men going to see a ricky martin consert.
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I'm more pissed off than a one legged Etheopian watching a doughnut roll down the street.
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That'll go over like a turd in a punch bowl.
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"I wouldn't fu¢k her with a stolen dick!" - George Carlin
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More of my favorite Carlin one liners...
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do: 'practice'?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
There thinking about banning toy guns.....AND THERE GOING TO KEEP THE FU¢KING REAL ONES!!!
Fu¢k Mickey Mouse. F¢ck him in the asshöle with a big rubber di¢k. Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Red...
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"My name is Dixie - Dixie Normous"
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"You smell like an anchovies c u n t"
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"i wouldnt fcuk her with your dick and and if he was pushin" (when discussing a nasty chick at the bar with your friends)
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I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot long sanitary pole.
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That guy looks happier than a fag with a bag full of d i c ks!
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"Your about as good as a one legged man in an ass kickin contest"
"your as useless as tits on a bull"
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I like, does howdy doody have wooden balls?
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one liners....
Lets make like a fart and blow this hole...
happier the a faty kid in a candy store...
as depressed as a fat kid at skinny camp
Happier then a gay man in a dildo factory
the deal is like a sore d ick...you can't beat it...
she is so butch that even her dog wears combat boots...
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it could be raining pussy and I'd go out and catch a dick (refering to my piss poor luck)
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"You can wish in one hand and sh*t in the other....then see which one fills up first"
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[QUOTE=ColdStone]The other day some one (i dont remeber who or i would give them credit) got some gear in and they wrote:
"Im happier than a bus load of retards going to chucky chees's"....
Im still lauging about that one....
What about ....
Im happier then a preist in a room full of alter boys
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Like a midget at a urnial, Mass Junkie has to keep on his toes!!
There are two types of people in this world, italians and people who want to be italian!!
She's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!
**old** I would of been your father if the dog didn't beat me over the fence!!
I'm higher then a kite!!
It's colder then a witches tit in a brass bra!!
LOL
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Sweating bullets!!
I felt like a gerbal at a gay pride parade!!
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Does a wild bear **** in the woods?
Does the pope wear a big hat?
Does a one legged duck swim in circles?
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I'm Kingsh*t on Turd Island
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