I love the new mastercard ad...
Jun, Jul, Aug gym membership dues, $69.00,
(Flash....boyfriend trying to open jar of pickles....unsuccessfully)
Convincing your boyfriend to go with you....
Priceless!!!!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
I love the new mastercard ad...
Jun, Jul, Aug gym membership dues, $69.00,
(Flash....boyfriend trying to open jar of pickles....unsuccessfully)
Convincing your boyfriend to go with you....
Priceless!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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