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    And Now My Life Is Complete...

    Well, i've cheated on a close girlfriend...beat the crap out of the kid that knocked my shoulder out, i'm the asteroids champ , i'm competeing in spring, (if im ready), and now i've downloaded The Big Lebowski....Hopefully chica will come across this thread, hes the one that told me about this movie and got me to download it....

    Now all i have to do is graduate, survive through the marines, go to college, graduate college, get married, have some kids, and win the universe and olympia....Life is good.

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    if it were that simple and laid out like that.
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    Hoss do you even have pubic hair yet?

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    your life is just starting

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Hoss do you even have pubic hair yet?
    LOL

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    Nice thread peam....oh excuse me I meant hoss

    Gonna delete this thread also when you get flamed?????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Well, i've cheated on a close girlfriend...beat the crap out of the kid that knocked my shoulder out, i'm the asteroids champ , i'm competeing in spring, (if im ready), and now i've downloaded The Big Lebowski....Hopefully chica will come across this thread, hes the one that told me about this movie and got me to download it....

    Now all i have to do is graduate, survive through the marines, go to college, graduate college, get married, have some kids, and win the universe and olympia....Life is good.
    Good things will come to those who watch Lebowski and take advice from Hitman. Baaaaaa........

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    So your not making any child porn tonight I take it,don't want to have another thread locked down I guess...............

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    ****. a make believe life must be fun.sorry man i know i always chime in on your threads but even if all the stuff you say is true.. we dont need to hear everything about your celebrity like lifestyle.

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    No child porno tonight Da Bull....And yes, I have pubic hair smartass.

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    i dont buy anything hoss says...

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    His dudeness is flying on a carpet,

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    wut else is goin on in the movie hoss?

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    Pretty much, his dudeness was supposed to deliver a suitcase with 1,000,000$ to these thugs that abducted Mr Lebowski's wife. Well, it got all ****ed up...First off there was supposed to be one guy in the car, there were two. Second of all , the car is now stolen, with the money inside...This movie just keeps gettin better and better, thanks for telling me about it guys.

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    What happened to the valentine thread hoss??????????????????

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    its a ****ing classic

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    hoss, if you're seriously thinking of competing in the spring i demand to see some real pictures where you go through the compulsary poses. That back double bi with a wifebeater on doesn't really tell us much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisAdams
    hoss, if you're seriously thinking of competing in the spring i demand to see some real pictures where you go through the compulsary poses. That back double bi with a wifebeater on doesn't really tell us much.
    My friend Jajuan Hamilton (hes mr teen tennessee right now) asked me to come and train with him this summer, and his father says if i'm good enough, and if i feel ready, then they will gladly sponsor me...If i'm ready that is. This is only my first year of bulking/cutting, so i'm just gonna wait and see how I look when summer comes around. I do realize i need plenty of work done on my back, if my back doesnt improve by spring, i'm waiting another year to compete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    if it were that simple and laid out like that.
    You wouldn't need a VISA card.


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    Chica...I see you on this thread, i gotta know now! IS T hat BUNNIS TOE?!!!!1

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    Wake everyone one up when BS is over with.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Wake everyone one up when BS is over with.........
    Now I see why my parents forced the kids into one room while the old farts did their thing in another room. No intermingling was allowed. We have the kid that always has some story...that doesn't make perfect sense...complete with exagerations and many holes............we also have the grumpy gramps that needs some prunes...he gets pissed if the kid so much as walks by grown folks.

    Then, there are those of us who just sit around...playing cards and put up with both of them.

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    uhhh...yeah guys , back to the movie. What happens chica?

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    shut the FU*K UP DONNIE!!! God i love this movie....lol

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    It wasnt his car.~!!!! It wasnt the kids car!!!!!! :Lol:

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    Enough of this hoss your taking up board space.........this is total BS and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Enough of this hoss your taking up board space.........this is total BS and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ahh i'll take the thread downl later...I'm just declaring my love for this movie, it's ****ing hilarious!!! You aint seen it yet bro?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Ahh i'll take the thread downl later...I'm just declaring my love for this movie, it's ****ing hilarious!!! You aint seen it yet bro?????
    It's not that...it's that he just needs his prunes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    So your not making any child porn tonight I take it,don't want to have another thread locked down I guess...............
    LOL He doesn't want to get sent to his room!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL He doesn't want to get sent to his room!!!!
    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Hoss I'm glad you are liking the movie......some funny s*** hey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    Good things will come to those who watch Lebowski and take advice from Hitman. Baaaaaa........
    You know it brother. And Hoss i assume you have certain pics and wave files that has allowed you to enjoy your stay on AR even longer? hmm chica?

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    Everyone has their dreams.

    Hopefully your will come true Hoss =-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Nice thread peam....oh excuse me I meant hoss

    Gonna delete this thread also when you get flamed?????????????


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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    i'm competeing in spring, (if im ready)
    Watch it, there are some mean ba4tards competing in TIDDLY WINKS!.

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    Take it easy on the kid...he will want to leave again!

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    awww bama... what a meanie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
    Watch it, there are some mean ba4tards competing in TIDDLY WINKS!.
    I know!! Last time i played the little ****'s hit me in the eye with a ****ing penny!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman
    You know it brother. And Hoss i assume you have certain pics and wave files that has allowed you to enjoy your stay on AR even longer? hmm chica?
    Good call Hitman, I almost forgot. Hoss you little b*****d you owe us some pics!! Are you gonna send em or do wew have to come and collect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    Good call Hitman, I almost forgot. Hoss you little b*****d you owe us some pics!! Are you gonna send em or do wew have to come and collect?
    What for? Hell just draw a stick man on a sheet of paper.....BAM....you got Hoss! hahahahaha J/J Hoss

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