Floggin the Dolphin.....
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Floggin the Dolphin.....
Last edited by spywizard; 02-03-2004 at 07:47 PM.
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12 i remember when i first started, i thought i invented this ****, and when i grew up, was gonna sell the concept to men all over the world and be rich and famous...what a dumb little **** i was
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wow QB I don't think that's something I would admit... ever again.. in fact... you should probably delete your post
j/k! j/k! I don't know how old I was.... but it's at least once a day now... and not floggin the dolophin... i don't have a dolophin contrary to popular belief
I see more sharks than dolophins while surfing anyway...
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Heh...I got the idea off of , "theres something about mary" lmao!!! 12 years old , is when i started choking the chicken, milking the cow, flogging the dolphin, flanking the whale.
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wait a min...what are we talking about here???
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10 im almost proud of it
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hey peam, why are women less likely to admit to it then men are, in your opinion.
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I used to also think i would run out of juice, so wouldnt do it as oftn..then eventually i was like 'what the hell, who wants kids anyways' lol
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by QbHunter
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11, first time it happend I thought I pee'd myself. I was young, dumb, and full of...well you know.
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hey hoss, i didnt know you were only 16..wow
Quadzilla
10.... and I called it "doing something bad and I need to hide in the closet to do it."
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in the closet??? messy10.... and I called it "doing something bad and I need to hide in the closet to do it."
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first time was at 10 y.o scared me and I thought I was going to hell. By the time I was 12 I knew hell was where the party was going to happen.
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11, I didn't name it I just did it.. Now i consider it 'making love to myself'
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11 or 12...............was the single Greatest thing that has ever happend in my life =-)
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**** i was 17.. and i didnt name it..big ole used to hit up the sudafed'ed cat in the closet
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LMFAO!!!!!
Quadzilla
your sister wouldnt go otherwise.. so I made her drink sudafed...**** i was 17.. and i didnt name it..
and Did she tell you I called her cat? ... dont let her go to the cops bro..
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Elliot WTF? you were 17 holy **** how could it possibly have taken yo uthat long to discover how to snap a load Haha JK, I first rubbed one out when I was 12.
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LOL bro
Quadzilla
its cause he is mormon... and his mom told him not to..
Anabolic Member
Well I don't remember how old I was, but it felt so good I had to do it twice.
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probably around 12 or 13. im not sure. but i can say that it was on that day that i met my most understanding lover.
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i beat my **** when i was 11 and ****ed this girl that lived next door when i was 12
VET
Stop it guys!!!! You're scaring me!
My kid is 10½ and puberty is right around the corner! I am dreading the day I'll start finding sticky kleenexes by the computer and hot babes in the IE image cache
God I feel old now....
Red
Quadzilla
Stop it guys!!!! You're scaring me!
My kid is 10½ and puberty is right around the corner! I am dreading the day I'll start finding sticky kleenexes by the computer and hot babes in the IE image cache
God I feel old now....
Red
red.. my wife was shocked when i told her i jerk it.. I was like "wait till you catch the kid doing it..."
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back when I was around 6 years old and my parents would leave me at the babysitters with this girl that was a year older than me....we used to play Doctor...but I didnt start humping till 11 years old....
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hahaha...hilar mass.....i first started knockin them off when i was 11 or 12
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He he he I used to think "no big deal!" but now that it's right around the corner, I dunno
red.. my wife was shocked when i told her i jerk it.. I was like "wait till you catch the kid doing it..."
Sometimes I think growing up is harder on the parents than the kids!
Red
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LOL @ Red.............in this day and age I don't think you need to worry about magazines,maybe print outs,but not magazinesStop it guys!!!! You're scaring me!
My kid is 10½ and puberty is right around the corner! I am dreading the day I'll start finding sticky kleenexes by the computer and hot babes in the IE image cache
God I feel old now....
Red
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hey spun, is that you in your avatar??
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Yeah..He started late. He got laid everyday of his life unlike some of us**** i was 17.. and i didnt name it..
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yes, I remember the event all so well...Oh it was great...that single event changed the way I viewed my hand being just 12 years old
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I was about 14 when i discovered this most wonderful thing in the world, i still remember the very first time i rubbed one out aswell, i came in like 1 second and frickin hell was like a shower, the first one felt the best, no ever rubbing ever felt as good after... except when you discover girls can do it better than you can.
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First time I with a girl touching it I was 7. The twins that lived next to my Aunt. What a good time in the old shed...lol...First time doing the "five knuckle shuffel on the old piss pump" I think I was 10 or 11.
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TPAK that's the best one i've heard yet..friggin classic!
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Probably around 11...I called it " Roughing Up the Suspect"..and "Spear Fishing"...
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Roughing up the suspect.........................that has to be the most original of all..
how about..
Slappin the misses around... (she likes it rough)
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A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
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one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.
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