5 Ridiculous Things Sold on E-Bay

[Warrior]

Read this in this months Readers Digest...

1. A five-inch Triscuit, apparently not cut into individual crackers at the factory, $20.

2. The town of Bridgeville, Calif., including 82 acres and a zip code, $1.78 million.

3. Size 9 work boot, right foot only. "Somebody stole the left," $1.25

4. A ballpoint pen with the Enron logo. Enron ho? $42.

5. An imaginary girlfriend to send you photos and letters. After 30 days, "just think up a crazy story and dump me," rote seller, $81.

[Juggernaut]

And I still haven't found that other boot! Next week I'll put up a set of really worn flip-flops......the toe strap is broke on both so I'll only ask for $3. hahahahahahah

[Red Ketchup]

From http://www.disturbingauctions.com/daily/

A big gay table http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ESSE%3AIT&rd=1

Wanna buy a baby? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...1&category=327

Fork you! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...54&category=82

Isn't that Janet Jackson on the right? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2983229578

Red

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

That gay table is weird...but the guy has a good physique. I smell Fina...

[LuvMuhRoids]

Oh I remember there was a thread started on that imaginary girl thing and we all checked it out. Some of them girls man...woohoo! People actually were bidding on them.

Read this in this months Readers Digest...

1. A five-inch Triscuit, apparently not cut into individual crackers at the factory, $20.

2. The town of Bridgeville, Calif., including 82 acres and a zip code, $1.78 million.

3. Size 9 work boot, right foot only. "Somebody stole the left," $1.25

4. A ballpoint pen with the Enron logo. Enron ho? $42.

5. An imaginary girlfriend to send you photos and letters. After 30 days, "just think up a crazy story and dump me," rote seller, $81.

[Red Ketchup]

Ewwwwwwww http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=58385

Will the real Janet Jackson stand up? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=35804

Ahhhhh my eyes! My eyes! someone PLEASE gouge my eyes out!!! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3457210011


Oddly enough there are no bids for the gay table!

Red

[hoss827]

Gear on Ebay is ridiculous...Not that i'm shopping for it or anyhthing ...Warrior are you ****ting us about # 5??? thats ****ing insane!!!

[Warrior]

Gear on Ebay is ridiculous...Not that i'm shopping for it or anyhthing ...Warrior are you ****ting us about # 5??? thats ****ing insane!!!

Naaa - not at all... I typed this straight out of Readers Digest this month. Some of those links Red posted are pretty hilarious too! The sh!t people will try and sell, simply becasue they can... I wonder if they even ask themselves prior - should I - rather than can I?

[hoss827]

I bet not bro, thats some funny stuff.. I have this months readers digest too, i see what you were talking about. Red that was some great stuff as well bro!

[IronCy]

I saw an auction for an ass kickin...winner had to pay for a round trip plane ticket, cab ride to/from winners house, and eating expenses...all for the seller to come to the winners door, and beat the living **** out of him....guaranteed to be the "best ass whoopin" he had ever received....it was pretty funny...there was like 40 bids!
-Cy

[Red Ketchup]

Spanking the monkey? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=2278

Ahhhhhhhhhh BURN my eyes! PLEASE! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3658608521

Ok, now I'll have nightmares... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2222614049

Christ... I just don't know what to say!!! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1467

Ahhh nothing like a nasty transvestite barbie with a 5 o'clock shadow.. .http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1033

Ebay... the best comedy relief out there!

Red