How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb.???
Just 1 but it takes 12 visits..............
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb.???
Just 1 but it takes 12 visits..............
LMAO!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vidooch
Cop walks up to a little boy who's crying....
Cop: What's wrong son?
Little Boy: I can't find my Grandpa
Cop: (looking around) What's he like?
Little Boy: Malt liquor and chicks with big tits! ;)
Whats the best part of a blowjob?
the 10 minutes of silence.
now this is a great thread....i have heard some of the best jokes in here...
that's nasty............
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster.
Jugg is in such dire need of a blow job...it's been so long,he forgot what it tastes like :eek: ...............................................j/j jugg ;)
a little boy is sitting on a curb, shaking a bottle of turpintine. Apriest walks up and asks "what you got there?" Boy resonds "this here is turpintine, the most powerful substance in the universe!" Priest retorts "no son holy water is the most powerful substance." Boy asks "how you figure?" Priest resonds "Well if you rub a little holy water on a pregnant womens stomach, she'll pass a boy." Boy resonds back "That's nothing. If you rub some turpintine on a cats ass, it will pass a motorcycle."
recent inventions at Texas A&M University 1. ejection seat on a helicopter 2. screen door on a submarine
whats the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can un screw a light bulb
you should change pregnant lady ot "wife"
Whats the difference between your wife, your dick, and a blowjob?
You can beat your wife and your meat, but you cant beat a blowjob.
There was a lawyer, a nun, and a preacher on the titanic and the boat was sailing along nicely when all of a sudden WHAM!!! it hit an iceberg and everyone started freaking out. Everyone was running around panicing wondering what to do. The lawyer piped up and said, what are we goin to do?? The nun said SAVE THE KIDS!! The lawyer said SAVE THE KIDS?? F**K THE KIDS!!! Then the preacher said, ooooh do we get to??
Oh man, that was hilarious!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Testsubject
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How did Michael Jackson get food poisening?
He ate a nine year old wiener.
:eek:
What does Michael Jackson call a lemonade stand?
A singles bar.
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster.
that joke is based on actual events..