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  1. 02-22-2004, 03:26 PM #1
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    What a dumbass!

    Went to help my friend billy out today at the gym.. I'm about to get him to sign up on AR. He just now turned 16, and is nearly pressing 400lbs for his 1 rep max. Stocky/chubby guy, but hes strong as hell (powerlifter type). Well, we see this new kid there trying to do powercleans...and hes got about 200 on the bar, well he probably weighs about 140 or so, pretty little guy.. His brother is behind him, admiring his 12 inch guns in the mirror. The next thing we know, this kid is trying to go from a powerclean, into a military press.

    He gets the bar up with the most horrible form of a powerclean i have ever seen, and he falls backwards, the bar falls on his chest (he was d amn lucky it didnt hit his neck) and he falls on top of his brother . So both of these morons are stuck under this weight, and the guy on bottom is trying to get himself out, well hes squiggling and it looks like hes humping the hell out of the kid that did the powercleans

    Then this group of girls walks by, and look at these dudes and start cracking up...I mean i felt embarassed FOR THEM! billy and i stand around laughing, and then Jeff (biggest trainer at our gym) looks over there and goes "oh what the hell are you doing?!!! Are you at it again?!!" I was like jeff what are you talking about? "Last week this kid went for 800 on leg press and his knees were stuck into his chest!" So now, i have christened this kid with the name of ChestNuts...since when you get stuck like that it hurts your nuts lol (kinda dumb but i think it's funny ) Needless to say they were both thrown out of the gym for the day...But i couldnt believe how stupid anyone could possibly be. Sometimes i actually wish the dumbasses would get hurt so they would learn better from their mistakes

    So guys, whats the most ridiculous thing that you've seen happen at your gym lately?
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  2. 02-22-2004, 03:30 PM #2
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    GOD DAM WHERE IS HOSS@!#!# ELLiOT IS SOO WORRIED FOR HIS SAFTEY@#!@#@
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  3. 02-22-2004, 03:32 PM #3
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    HOSS has been at Elliots mamas house banging her in the buttwhile Elliot is at college...
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    thats pretty good hoss...where are the pics of your leg wokout????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    thats pretty good hoss...where are the pics of your leg wokout????
    I'll have them soon..Billy doesnt know how to use a digital camera, I have a picture of him though, an boy does he ever look pissed hahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    I'll have them soon..Billy doesnt know how to use a digital camera, I have a picture of him though, an boy does he ever look pissed hahaha.
    i wanna see one of your 400 pounds squat and your 16 yo buddy pressing anyting close to 400....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    i wanna see one of your 400 pounds squat and your 16 yo buddy pressing anyting close to 400....

    Allright, i'll getta pic of billy doing that, and me doing the squats and calves They call billy the ox...I have been trying to get him to compete forever in powerlifting. If hes doing this NOW, what could he be doing when he hits 20"?!?!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Allright, i'll getta pic of billy doing that, and me doing the squats and calves They call billy the ox...I have been trying to get him to compete forever in powerlifting. If hes doing this NOW, what could he be doing when he hits 20"?!?!!!!
    if your not lying he could win state by his senior year if hes legs and back are strong too....i think the guy that won the 2A state title for the super heavies my sr. year totaled clse to 2000 pounds with 3 lifts...hes still got some growin left to...get him in the squat rack and win his ass a title
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    if your not lying he could win state by his senior year if hes legs and back are strong too....i think the guy that won the 2A state title for the super heavies my sr. year totaled clse to 2000 pounds with 3 lifts...hes still got some growin left to...get him in the squat rack and win his ass a title
    That lucky mother****er doesnt even work his legs that much and hes strong as an ox!!!! The benchpress record at my highschool is 500lbs....Hes doing 400lbs now and hes a FRESHMAN.....
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    Dont make any more posts until you have a pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Dont make any more posts until you have a pic.
    haha that seems fair
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Dont make any more posts until you have a pic.
    Exactly.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Dont make any more posts until you have a pic.
    thank you
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    such bullsh*t
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    such bullsh*t
    Don't knock anything until you KNOW FOR SURE.
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    HOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.... How many imaginary friends do you have? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Just a reminder, don't forget to bring the pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by monster.
    HOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.... How many imaginary friends do you have? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Just a reminder, don't forget to bring the pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    almost as many as you...




    scary............






    .......a monster. ........
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  18. 02-22-2004, 06:36 PM #18
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    Alright HOSS hasn't posted since Palme told him not to....Palme has done what bdtr couldn't.hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Dont make any more posts until you have a pic.
    Thank you.........
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    Sounds like bigol'legs doing squats,but you couldn't see the plates ,so I call bull**** on him......not you hoss,because you always bull****!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Sounds like bigol'legs doing squats,but you couldn't see the plates ,so I call bull**** on him......not you hoss,because you always bull****!
    haha.. I noticed that also... When a bar is loaded it has a certain 'flex' to it.. It didn't seem like it was loaded in that picture..
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    Fine, no more posts until I have a pic. Quit your bitching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Sounds like bigol'legs doing squats,but you couldn't see the plates ,so I call bull**** on him......not you hoss,because you always bull****!
    where are the pic's of big ol' squating???? i never saw that...i wanna investigate the "light loaded" bar theory that you and monster have
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    I'm curious too...
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    lets see pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    Went to help my friend billy out today at the gym.. I'm about to get him to sign up on AR. He just now turned 16, and is nearly pressing 400lbs for his 1 rep max. Stocky/chubby guy, but hes strong as hell (powerlifter type). Well, we see this new kid there trying to do powercleans...and hes got about 200 on the bar, well he probably weighs about 140 or so, pretty little guy.. His brother is behind him, admiring his 12 inch guns in the mirror. The next thing we know, this kid is trying to go from a powerclean, into a military press.

    He gets the bar up with the most horrible form of a powerclean i have ever seen, and he falls backwards, the bar falls on his chest (he was d amn lucky it didnt hit his neck) and he falls on top of his brother . So both of these morons are stuck under this weight, and the guy on bottom is trying to get himself out, well hes squiggling and it looks like hes humping the hell out of the kid that did the powercleans

    Then this group of girls walks by, and look at these dudes and start cracking up...I mean i felt embarassed FOR THEM! billy and i stand around laughing, and then Jeff (biggest trainer at our gym) looks over there and goes "oh what the hell are you doing?!!! Are you at it again?!!" I was like jeff what are you talking about? "Last week this kid went for 800 on leg press and his knees were stuck into his chest!" So now, i have christened this kid with the name of ChestNuts...since when you get stuck like that it hurts your nuts lol (kinda dumb but i think it's funny ) Needless to say they were both thrown out of the gym for the day...But i couldnt believe how stupid anyone could possibly be. Sometimes i actually wish the dumbasses would get hurt so they would learn better from their mistakes

    So guys, whats the most ridiculous thing that you've seen happen at your gym lately?

    haha thats funny ****
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