Definitions for today's PSYCHOBABBLE
Affirmative Action—Reverse racism
Affordable Health Care for everybody—low quality, government-issued health care for everybody
Arms Control—Unilaterally disarming the United States
Climate Change—Pseudo-science used to justify the anti-technological movement
Civil Union—A gay marriage, masquerading under a less-offensive name
Diversity—Ensuring the presence of people from various ethnic and social backgrounds for the purpose of making white liberals feel good about themselves.
Family Planning—Family prevention; or, killing your babies before they’re born
Gun Safety—Gun control
Hateful- Highly accurate
Human Rights—Gay rights, especially gay marriage
Mean Spirited- Irrefutable
New Low- Ouch, that hurt
Planned Parenthood—Abortuary
Populism—Getting a wealthy, white politician to campaign on the idea that wealthy white men are the source of America’s problems.
Progressive—Similar to “liberal,” but sounds more practical and less negative.
Racism—When caucasians discriminate against people from other ethnic backgrounds
Tax Justice—A graduated income tax system that penalizes the wealthy and allows the middle class to escape virtually unscathed
Tolerance—Believing that traditional values have no moral superiority over contemporary values
Unilateral—Doing anything without the consent of France, Germany, Russia, or China. Only acceptable when referring to disarmament.
