Death by hamburger helper.

**jon rock** · 03-12-2004, 07:04 AM

This is a warning to all , beware of the hamburger helper if you value your underwear,girlfriend,friends etc. And under no circumstances should you do
squats after eating that rotten swill. I guess you could make an animalpak ad
like this............
EVERYDAY YOU TOIL IN THE GYM. YOU AGAINST
THE IRON. EVERYDAY YOU TAKE YOUR ANIMALSTAK SUPPS
AND EAT A HEARTY BOWL OF HAMBURGER HELPER 3 CHEESE
MANICOTTI AND THEN YOU HIT THE SQUAT RACK AND GIVE
IT ALL YOU GOT BALLS TO THE WALL. THEN YOU SH1T YOUR
SWEAT PANTS AND STINK UP THE GYM. THIS IS HARD CORE.
THIS IS THE ANIMALSTAK/HAMBURGER HELPER COMBO.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

**Animal Cracker** · 03-12-2004, 09:31 AM

Gives the hershey squirts or farts? Animal Pack makes my piss smell like bacon grease

**jon rock** · 03-12-2004, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by BamaSlamma

Gives the hershey squirts or farts? Animal Pack makes my piss smell like bacon grease

"both",, ive never tried animalpak. i dont know why but nobody in this crap city sells it.

ttuPrincess · 03-12-2004, 09:53 AM

be lucky it wasn't hamburger helper I made...

I once made hambergure helper soup.. thinking a little water and milk was good, so a lot must be great!!!... but then again I was 13 .. and I wonder why my dad says Im gonna make some man very miserable one day????

**cb25** · 03-12-2004, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

.. and I wonder why my dad says Im gonna make some man very miserable one day????

that's funny...so nice of him!

**jon rock** · 03-12-2004, 10:05 AM

OK ONE MORE ANIMALPAK AD BEFORE I GO.

SUCK IT UP
ITS YOUR LIFE THE ONE THING THAT STANDS OUT,THAT SETS
YOU APART FROM THE MASSES. YEAH!!!! BALLS2THEWALL TRAINING COMBINED
WITH ANIMALTEST AND HEARTY HAMBURGER HELPER LASANGA EQUAL HIGH INTESITY WORKOUTS AND HARD CORE CRAP SESSIONS THAT'LL LEAVE YOUR
ASS IN FLAMES. THIS IS HARD CORE . CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

**decadbal** · 03-12-2004, 10:12 AM

who wastes money on animal pack or eats that kind of ****....lol. least your colin is caaaalllleeaan

**jbolsrn** · 03-12-2004, 10:38 AM

Thats just wrong! But, funny none the less. Made me laugh out loud....good luck with your future squats, oh..... and your reputation at the gym. LMAO

**juicehoe** · 03-12-2004, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

but then again I was 13 .. and I wonder why my dad says Im gonna make some man very miserable one day????

My old girlfriend's dad always told her he has to save money up because hes going to have to pay her husband since she wouldnt be any help LOL.
I think he was willing to pay me $250,000... before we split.

Originally Posted by jon rock

THEN YOU SH1T YOUR
SWEAT PANTS AND STINK UP THE GYM.

I think i almost "shat" myself just reading this. My water went all over the screen