Big Green should be BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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03-15-2004, 12:50 PM
rambo

Big Green should be BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only tell you this because I care. I recieved this PM from Big Green this morning, and it verified my suspicions. Lord help us all:

Mar 15, 6:01 EST

"Dearest Nonchalant,
It has come to my utmost and dire attention that the periphery of this fine establishment I so frequent has become slightly cognoscenti of its own impending doom. This may spell out inconvenience for myne own self interests, mainly of which lie below the collective conscious of the brute neotroglodtytes who for some reason or other insist upon perusing the same board I do. Rest assured that all seven of my alter personas will survive the foreseeable onslaught. I shall finally trumpet myne own return, as I, borne from amongst the upper echelon shall strike down swift justice upon the bourgeoisie, rendering myne self the Lord God, utmost supreme deity, the monopolously omnipotent ruler of all those not blessed with such pedigree and glory.

All hail to me, for I am the utmost Lord God of all time,

Bow to me rambo, I give you but one chance to serve under me prior to my coup, whereas you must feel my wrath should you choose the contrary...

For I am Lord God,

Big Green

P.S. Beware the spelling or grammatical error, as I am dictating to my 13 year old Bratislavic man servant Hans. He tends to err, as his fellatio skills far exceed his literary prowess."

As you can see, something must be done. We can not allow this elitist to take down our board! I call for swift and immediate action!

Your upright and decent board member,

rambo
03-15-2004, 01:00 PM
Juggernaut

Sounds good to me.......however I think Hans should be allowed to stay. hahahahah

**** it Rambo! Took me three reads to figure out all them big words. hahahaha
03-15-2004, 01:01 PM
TheOak182

Wtf :?:
03-15-2004, 01:03 PM
BigGreen

I have not the time to stoop down and address the meanderings of those creatures which so delicately scurry to and fro about my feet serving as a burdensome annoyance and little more. When more pressing matters have run their course I shall patronize this thread with my attention.
03-15-2004, 01:05 PM
Mart651

This looks just like the email Rambo sent me the day before he came back.
I did not understand it then and I do not now.

Only diiference was the little boy who did the writing was name JUGGY.
03-15-2004, 01:08 PM
Money Boss Hustla

The big onion for both.
03-15-2004, 01:11 PM
Ammar

:lift:

I am going to the gym...forget reading that.
03-15-2004, 01:11 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGreen

I have not the time to stoop down and address the meanderings of those creatures which so delicately scurry to and fro about my feet serving as a burdensome annoyance and little more. When more pressing matters have run their course I shall patronize this thread with my attention.

Translation: My man servent, Hans, sprang his wrist and I don't know how to type. I'll have another cocktail and shall whip him until he writes something for me.

Hahahahahaha
03-15-2004, 01:28 PM
Animal Cracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ammar

:lift:

I am going to the gym...forget reading that.

LOL:lol:
03-15-2004, 01:36 PM
mass junkie

If he goes I go..........god I left myself wide open for that one....FU
03-15-2004, 01:37 PM
Mart651

Goodbye.

Wow my world seems to get better everyday.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mass junkie

If he goes I go..........god I left myself wide open for that one....FU
03-15-2004, 01:39 PM
mass junkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart651

Goodbye.

Wow my world seems to get better everyday.

and what a small world it is
03-15-2004, 01:42 PM
Juggernaut

Well if Big green goes and Mass goes with him.......then I say Mart has to go as well! Hey I'm just saying what everybody's thinking right? hahahahahaha

Actually I like having all three around.............I like to have someone to toss the blame on when things go wrong................and with Ron and Pheedno around we all know they will. hahahahaha
03-15-2004, 01:45 PM
mass junkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Well if Big green goes and Mass goes with him.......then I say Mart has to go as well! Hey I'm just saying what everybody's thinking right? hahahahahaha

Actually I like having all three around.............I like to have someone to toss the blame on when things go wrong................and with Ron and Pheedno around we all know they will. hahahahaha

speaking of round.....hows your belly doing juggy? :)
03-15-2004, 01:45 PM
Mart651

LMAO.
I hope no one ever starts that poll.

[QUOTE=Juggernaut2148]Well if Big green goes and Mass goes with him.......then I say Mart has to go as well! Hey I'm just saying what everybody's thinking right? hahahahahaha
03-15-2004, 01:49 PM
Swellin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

**** it Rambo! Took me three reads to figure out all them big words. hahahaha

Only three Juggy? Are you sure you got them all, or did you just make up something for the ones that elluded you?;)
03-15-2004, 01:50 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by mass junkie

speaking of round.....hows your belly doing juggy? :)

Very large and giggly, Thank you very much. Ten more pounds and it'll be the same size as my ass. hahahahahaha
03-15-2004, 01:52 PM
Juggernaut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swellin

Only three Juggy? Are you sure you got them all, or did you just make up something for the ones that elluded you?;)

He lost me after the "I'm only telling you" part..............everything else I just guessed at.
03-15-2004, 01:53 PM
Swellin

Give yourself more credit....you sure picked up the part about Hans.
03-15-2004, 01:56 PM
mass junkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swellin

Give yourself more credit....you sure picked up the part about Hans.

lmfao..........."your my boy blue" :lol:
03-15-2004, 04:00 PM
rambo

I say they all go. Everyone but me, that is.
03-15-2004, 05:55 PM
Swellin

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambo

I say they all go. Everyone but me, that is.

You have been preaching the same ole elitist BS that you are accusing Big G of confessing. We all know it, but at least he attempts to keep a lid on it...you, however, bask in the pseudo glory of your own dillusions. You even do so "outloud." I think that maybe Big G and Rambo (one of his other personalities), should both be banned.:p
03-15-2004, 06:03 PM
jbol

:lol:
03-15-2004, 06:25 PM
daem

BG is the KY that lubes up AR to the point of comfort for all.

as his midwestern brother, i must stand up for what we believe in!!

christ, here is that dancing banana again...

:banana:
03-15-2004, 07:53 PM
rambo

Quote:

Originally Posted by daem

as his midwestern brother, i must stand up for what we believe in!!

He's from New England. Always has been, always will be. Look at his location: "THE CAPE". That couldn't be any more condescending. He's frolicking with the Kennedy's as we speak.
03-15-2004, 07:54 PM
ross3814

i don't even understand half of that.
03-15-2004, 08:22 PM
Swellin

Anbody that "frolics" should be banned from AR. ANybody that associates with the Kennedys should be banned from AR.
Anybody that uses the word "frolic," while not quoting, should be banned from AR.
03-15-2004, 11:08 PM
daem

[QUOTE=rambo]He's from New England. QUOTE]

and by brother, i meant counterpart.
03-16-2004, 12:30 AM
Rugby13

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOak182

Wtf :?:

DITTO :scratch:
03-16-2004, 10:02 AM
BigGreen

Only now, my AR brethren, does it become clear why the one we call "Rambo" has engaged in this smear campaign against me. I present to you, "Exhibit A", a PM I received yesterday from this "Rambo" (if that is in fact his real name, which I doubt).

I am a source. A source for drugs. A source for drugs that are used by bodybuilders to make their muscles biggers. By source, I mean I have lots of these drugs and sell them for money. Make no mistake about it, I accept money that can later be exchanged for goods and services because it has the backing of the US Government as viable currency in exchange for the drugs. I do not accept "donations" or other crap like that; I'm straight up and explicitly selling this stuff...quid pro quo. Just to clear things up, that's me - Rambo - selling drugs (yes anabolic steroids) for money. I am going to be the biggest source the 'net has ever seen. As a respected, indeed revered, member, if you don't funnel every newbie asking for a source (which I most DEFINITELY am) in my direction, I shall make some attempt at removing from this equation. You have been warned....by me....a source....a big source....for steroids. Just so we're clear on that.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think the evidence speaks for itself. Perhaps a banning of Rambo is in order?
03-16-2004, 10:18 AM
Money Boss Hustla

Why don't you two cut the games out and admit it...you're in love with each other! It's blatantly obvious that you two have a homo erotic relationship. :friends::heart:

Better hurry and get that marriage license! :wg:
03-16-2004, 10:20 AM
Juggernaut

Here, here....MBH has just said what we all were thinking. You two love birds kiss and make up. And Rambo, give BG a reach around next time.......he's just not getting the love from you he so wants is all. hahahahahahahahahahaha
03-16-2004, 01:53 PM
rambo

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigGreen

A source for drugs that are used by bodybuilders to make their muscles biggers.

I would NEVER write with incorrect grammar. "Muscles Biggers?" THis is obviously a fraud. Bannings all around.