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    Van ****e is The Man.

    I just got done watching Bloodsport for the 1,635th time, and I still believe it is the greatest movie ever made.

    "You break my record, now I break YOU!"

    My god, what a movie.
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    Wow this is sad. I just realized that I can't say Jean Claude Van Da mne because of the censor.

    "Gotta stake my claim, my right to SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

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    Kumate express leaves in 5 minutes..

    What the hell is a dim mack? Dim mach, Def touch ((best chinese accent))

    You must be Jackson, you look like a Jackson... and you must be Frank ducks, no no... Frank Dukes, like put up your dukes..


    ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    GOD THAT MOVIE IS GREAT

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    any Van Damme movie is entertaining to watch in my opinion. he is one of my favorite actors

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    wtf ever happend to van dam?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    wtf ever happend to van dam?
    He ran off with your daddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    He ran off with your daddy
    mass i thought you were my daddy? i think you mentioned it in some thread somewhere..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    mass i thought you were my daddy? i think you mentioned it in some thread somewhere..
    you barking up the wrong tree boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    you barking up the wrong tree boy

    so you have a thing for european men.. talk to mart about it he might enjoy a lil euro in your dollar sandwich..

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    thats is a classic right along with kickboxer. its just a wittle tree!! your brotha remember??? i love his older movies.

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    you're right on...van damme is the freaking man...at least back in the day...

    bloodsport is a classic...that's it...i'm renting it...i need to see it again...

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    If you haven't rented the new one "In Hell" you gotta see it! It starts off allittle slow but towards the end this movie is the best. Vanda mme really bulks back up for this one.

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    Bloodsport is great but i wouldnt say van damme is the ****. In fact he sucks but his movies are there to entertain and for that i love the guy!

    Spoon

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    And here it was I was thinking we had a lot in common until you come up with this one. I'll admit his fights are some what entertaining but his acting skills are for ****. I just don't like him for some reason....guess I'm more of a Jackie Chan type fan. Well, at least he uses chirs and napkins and **** while rassling with folks. hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    And here it was I was thinking we had a lot in common until you come up with this one. I'll admit his fights are some what entertaining but his acting skills are for ****. I just don't like him for some reason....guess I'm more of a Jackie Chan type fan. Well, at least he uses chirs and napkins and **** while rassling with folks. hahahahaha
    Acting skills? What acting skills? I don't need that when he's too busy fighting a 250 pound asian machine while BLIND! I love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Acting skills? What acting skills? I don't need that when he's too busy fighting a 250 pound asian machine while BLIND! I love it!
    Oh I didn't know he was blind.......well that puts a whole new paint job on things. hahahaha

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    he has no martial art skills at all, he was taught each move and cant re-act it now...what a loser.....and your impressed with him....LOL LOL LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    he has no martial art skills at all, he was taught each move and cant re-act it now...what a loser.....and your impressed with him....LOL LOL LOL
    I didn't say I wanted to suck his dick, I said I enjoyed his movies. I really don't give a rat's ass if he learned his moves from a donkey sucking whore in Cambodia, I still love his movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    I didn't say I wanted to suck his dick, I said I enjoyed his movies. I really don't give a rat's ass if he learned his moves from a donkey sucking whore in Cambodia, I still love his movies.
    LMFAO

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    Ok Rambo what game was Ogre playing when Van Dummy met him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by groverman1
    Ok Rambo what game was Ogre playing when Van Dummy met him?
    Well, I would tell you, but first you have to understand that his name was "Jackson", not Ogre. And it's Van ****E, not Van Dummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    I didn't say I wanted to suck his dick, I said I enjoyed his movies. I really don't give a rat's ass if he learned his moves from a donkey sucking whore in Cambodia, I still love his movies.
    youve been to cambodia to....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by groverman1
    Ok Rambo what game was Ogre playing when Van Dummy met him?
    haha Jackson gets his whipped 3 times in a row by frank dux in kung fu

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    haha Jackson gets his whipped 3 times in a row by frank dux in kung fu
    Jackson: Aren't you a little young for full contact?
    Dux: Aren't you a little old for.. Video Games?

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    Looks like Mass knows his sheot and Rambo does'nt, he will always be Ogre to me.

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    Bloodsport.......I have a theory that if you look hard enough into every Van Dam film, you can find that big chinese guy with the scar on his face. For example,, last night I was wathing Double Impact (2 Van dam's WTF) on FX and the end scene he fights the same guy and they throw barrels at eachother.

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